1. This is a phenomenon I explained to

lizbee ages ago, but basically there must be something about me that's a bigot magnet. WHYYYYYYYYYY. I think it's because I look like the most caucasian person in the universe, and when you combine pastiness + slight overweightness + a childish face + modest and sensible clothing, you just give off an air of come share with me your prejudices, your peccadilloes, your most horrible and asinine innermost thoughts. People should know better than to tell me anything: I will judge you more harshly than the bitchiest bitchface. I might look like a twelve year old mormon, but I'm really a horrible, horrible person.

2. On the topic of appearance, I just got my first haircut in seven months, and it looks BANGING.

3. My boyfriend lost the cat again. Again, WHYYYYYYYYYYY. FFS. She doesn't have a collar on, it's now night-time, and there are plenty of big scary cats in the neighbourhood. That said, it is nearly dinner-time, she knows where home is, and she's got that feral scrapper-mentality about her. I'm sure she'll be back soon.

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	notjo 2008-01-31 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Tell your boyfriend if he can't keep your cat under control I will fly out there and kidnap you both so I can... um... ... something exciting with you, I'm sure! (Reply to this)

	rudemistress 2008-01-31 11:52 am UTC (link)
	I feel you on the "bigot magnet" phenomenon. "WHYYYYY must you share your racism with me, you ignorant half-witted backward failure of evolution? WHY?" (Reply to this)

major_dallas
2008-01-31 03:12 pm UTC (link)

OK, let's see the hair cut, you don't get to say its BANGIN' without providing Pics!!!

I wouldn't worry about the cat too much, yeah they know to come home at dinner, unless they've conned someone else to give it too them. I remember this one neighborhood cat at the old place would show up every Friday to be fed. Apparently it just went on an endless circle on our block on different nights and days to be fed...

I still think I'm whiter and pastier ;P and I now have a Texan accent, so I know where you coming from there about other people thinking I'm a "good Ol Boy" to put it nicely... jerks...

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	tunxeh 2008-02-01 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't worry about the cat too much, yeah they know to come home at dinner In my neighborhood, outdoors cats = coyote food. But I guess they don't have that problem in Australia... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	narcissam 2008-01-31 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to have to tattoo "Supporting the Decline of Western Society since 1999" or some such thing on your forehead, aren't you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	narcissam 2008-01-31 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. I am reminded of my mother buying bread at a German-Canadian bakery when one of my brothers was a baby. One of the customers said, "Congratulations, what a beautiful baby." and she said "Thank you." Then he went on to say "It's wonderful to see our race having babies, instead of just those Asians." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	emiweebee 2008-02-01 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I think it's time to punch a boyfriend. Are the bigots walking into your place of work? That's the best, because you're not really allowed to be rude, but you can't just let it go. Someone came into Sbux and, after we served him, was all, "First one not staffed with blacks!" My jaw dropped, and coworker blinked, smiled, said, "Okay!" and turned around. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rudemistress 2008-02-01 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Does Sbux keep some "We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to ANYONE" signs handy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	emiweebee 2008-02-02 01:50 am UTC (link)
	No, but if you break the law you're out. Also, if we really, really don't like you? We will make service extra painful. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)