I love Thewlol, and I love Paul Bettany. Paul Bettany giving an interview about Thewlol = winner. Really fucking old (dates back to Gangster No 1) but quite lol.

I've got a really good David Thewlis story, actually. David Thewlis is very depressed. He's at a restaurant waiting for this girl and drinks a bottle of red wine. She hasn't turned up, so he drinks another bottle of red wine and he thinks, 'Screw this, fuck it, I'm off.' So he walks out and he's really drunk now. He's standing by the Thames and it is a very breezy night. He thinks, 'I'll just throw myself in.' He says, 'No, if I throw myself in, I'll hit the water and I'll be cold, then I'll have to swim, and I'll be wet, cold, stupid and depressed.' So he sits back down on these steps in front of this house and he throws up. Then this woman comes out of the house and she goes, 'What are you doing?' And he says, 'I'm sorry.' Then she goes, 'It's you!' He goes, 'No, it isn't.' She says, 'Yes, it is in fact. Can I get your autograph?' He's sitting there with this red wine sick all over him and she gives him a pen and paper and he says, 'Who is it to?' She says, 'Maureen.' He signs it 'To Maureen, Love David Thewlis.' And she looks at it and goes, 'Oh, I thought you were Reese McVance.'