The Dame's Domain

Thank you my sweet darling Maggie.

If I only had your beautiful body here to drink some of this champagne with...or off!!!

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It's exciting being nominated for an Emmy, but what the fuck do I wear to the ceremony?

Any suggestions anyone?

[Backdated to May 9]

The ride from the airport is blissfully relaxing. All throughout the flight Jake had been debating over how he should greet Helen and what she would be expecting of him. He had assured himself that no matter how nice he was he was bound to fluff it up good and proper by doing something that she didn't like, but after all, wasn't that the whole learning curve thing?

Taking slow deep breaths in the car, Jake calms himself down and, he assures himself, is pretty ready for anything she should throw at him. They arrive at the Establishment bar and Jake thanks the driver before wandering in. It's a good job he had double checked what she looked like beforehand otherwise he'd have blundered around like an idiot until she shouted out and made him all embarrassed. Luckily he spots her quickly and hot foots it over with what he hopes is a warm smile on his face and holds out his hand. "Ms Mirren, it's a pleasure."

( Helen takes his hand )

I am feeling wicked. It's been a while since I've done anything naughty.

Anyone out there willing to help me out?

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Does anyone have any solutions for boredom? It is lovely lounging around the house up to a point and then I lose it.

I need some excitement and dare I say titillation.

Any suggestions?

I refer to this article

With particular reference to..."Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I'd said the most appalling thing I ever to do was kiss Helen Mirren!"

Would it be that bad Sir McKellen? I should certainly hope not!

Cross posted to est_jgl

Joe has come out of the kitchen and is standing and staring at the ridiculously huge pile of paperwork for the club. It's been sitting on his coffee table for three days and he has resolutely ignored it every time he's walked past it.

You don't need a club. You are fine on your own.

He wonders why Helen hasn't called back to annoy him about not having done as he's told. And someplace inside he doesn't want to acknowledge, he wishes she'd call and tell him to do it, tell him again in that voice

Helen tutts again. She fiddles with a tea towel rubbing a dish which is already long dry. With a muttered "Fuck!" she heads over to the phone to make one of the most difficult calls she has made for a long time. Why hasn't he rung back?

Joe about leaps out of his skin, as the phone rings exactly while he's thinking about Helen. He gingerly picks up his cell phone and sees Helen's name.

Fuck me she's freaking psychic

"Uh hello?" he says hesitantly.

(  I told you three hours not three days!  )

Cross posted to est_jgl

( 'B inlcudes beating and c features caning' )

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I wonder how Joe is doing. He is such an intelligent young man but I fear from what he said he is taking unnecessary and stupid risks.

It is a thing of youth. And a thing of sex. We all did it. Myself included. I too would have prided myself on being of above average intelligence at that age yet I still found myself having unprotected sex despite knowing the risks. Sex does that to you. It carries you away in the moment and blinds you to stupid actions you would not otherwise consider.

I think I might call him. Just thank him for dinner and do some investigative questioning.

Cross posted to maggie_g

Maggie and Peter enter the bar hand in hand, they’ve been to a matinee of Spamalot and Maggie is aglow with excitement. She sits down and looks round to see if there is anyone in she knows.

“Peter? Oh my God, it’s Helen Mirren, I so have to go over and say something…” Peter rolls his eyes and watches as his girlfriend sashays over to where the Dame is sitting.

Not bothering to put down the drink he’s currently sipping from as he turns his back to the bar so he can keep Maggie in his sight, Peter grins and mutters to himself, “Don’t get yourself into trouble, Miss Maggie May.”

( Excuse me... )

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So I’m sixty! Who cares? The press have been making a big deal of it, listing me with other celebs who have ‘turned the big six zero’.

I am still who I have always been, and still have the needs I have always had.

I am fortunate that my dear husband Taylor understands me. He knows I enjoy the company of women as well as men. He also understands that I love to hurt them. He gives his blessing for me to pursue these needs.

So here I am ladies and gentlemen! Sixty years brings bountiful experience!