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You can think better with a hole in your head
…you’ve got two lives down and one life left*
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OMG!! HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!?!! [Saturday
July 26th, 2008 at 11:45pm]
There's a new Artemis Fowl book?!!?!?

Dammit!!

I had to find out by cruising around Wal-Mart... FUCKIN' WAL-MART!!!!!!!!

That shit was only $9, hardcover, too!

I hate that I love Wal-Mart so much.

Really I do.

But YAY!! A new Artemis Fowl!!!!!!!!
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:LOL: Just When I thought I Saw It All... [Saturday
July 26th, 2008 at 12:06am]
... in comes Wendy Ho with "Bitch, I Stole Yo' Purse"...




for real, yaw'll.

Oh, and I'm gonna watch Dark Knight online later on... maybe tomorrow. I saw it tonight... and, while I liked it, I didn't really think it was as bad-ass as everyone else did, apparently.

(PS. Yes, I feel like someone may be singing this song about me considering...)
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Art Film Thursday! [Thursday
July 24th, 2008 at 10:04pm]
Sorry so late, but I lost my wallet and have been on the phone canceling/reordering charge cards and whats-not.

But here are your Inspirations for this Thursday!

Remember Teo...? )

And, to show you that I'm not a total perv, CLUELESS GOLDEN GIRLS, which I'm sure many of you have already seen, but it deserves a repeat performance.



Enjoy, guys!

I have a really good two videos in mind for next week, too!
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English Rant -- Gabe Words -- Netflix Incoming/Outgoing [Tuesday
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:25pm]
I haven't done an English Rant or a Gabe Words in a grip. So I figured it was due time.

[English Rant]

I would have put this under a jump-cut, but I felt everyone should be witness to my Scorn©. So... shall we begin?

Okay. Tell me if this makes sense.

all ready——already = Thumbs Up 5

all together——altogether = Thumbs Up 5

all right——alright = Sarcastic Thumbs Down



Seriously.

Someone give me one good reason—just one will do, I think—why we can accept altogether and already a hundred years after all together and all ready were first used, but we can't seem to accept alright as a legitimate word? Oh, and your reasoning can't be because some dead dude wrote a book and said not that we shouldn't, either. Is it just that it hasn't been a hundred years? Because dammit, I'll wait if I have to!

Gabe Words and Netflix Pix under the covers... Jump in! )

Has anyone seen any of these movies?

I still haven't seen the new Batman, but I will this weekend. I've heard nothing but good things about it, so I iz x-ited!

Oh, and I get my first Anthem/Wellpoint paycheck Friday! YAY!!

Any way... that's all I got for the moment. Hope all is well for you lot!
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:LOL: I Just Nasty-Pic!Spammed the AS/S Friending Meme [Tuesday
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43am]
But seriously... those pics couldn't be helped! Especially this one.
Awww... look at him, bless!
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Gifts... Real Life Slash (RLS)... Good Day... [Wednesday
July 16th, 2008 at 12:17am]
[Good Day]Ahhhh! Today was quite the day.

Work is going well. I'm still doing front-end training (call center stuff). Next week I'll do some side-by-sides and then it's off to the back-end training (pharmacist stuff). Oh, I work at the pharmacy-side of Wellpoint/Anthem, which is PrecisionRx Specialty Services (PRxSS, for short -- thankfully!), so part of my training involves knowledge of that back-end.

There are a couple Ungratefuls in the training group. Well... there were three, but we managed to rescue one; the other two can rot in Anthem Purgotory™ for all I care. They don't seem worth saving. Which I know is mean, but really... they are constantly late, constantly talking to each other, constantly taking the trainer's niceness for granted... But enough of them.

[RLS - Real-Life Slash]
Quite different from RPS, of course... but you cannot look at these two and tell me they are not fucking. Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte, from their Men's Journal August cover shoot. Phelps is a bit too equestrian for my liking, but Lochte? I'd clean my drawers over them abs! Hummina-hummina!

Big Queer Addendum:
Yes, I realize that RLS is, in fact, just regular ol' gay schmexin' (and mostly speculation, truth be told), but this is a mostly-fandom-based journal, and therefor must be somewhat On Topic!


;-P

[Gifts]
In my last entry, I wanted to get a feel from Teh List on what sort of 'gifts' they'd like (ie. books and things, basically anything other than porn art films). And the people that answered chose a variety of things. I could choose which ones to focus on, so I grabbed a little bit o' everything.

The List, under the covers... )

My recommendations? Obviously, if you're looking for basic web-page coding stuff, then the two New Riders books are a good place to start. More advanced are the Friends of Ed books, but they are also very good. I've a shit load of those, which I'll drop next time. I really like Javascript programming, especially using the AJAX model, but since some browsers allow you to turn off javascript (and often recommend it), you do run the risk of a visitor not being able to fully experience any website you come up with. AJAX helps a website be more interactive, which is good. Some people prefer PHP for that, tho'. PHP is server-side programming, however, which means you have to have access to your website's server. Most hosting plans have simple installs that allow you to 'turn on' server-side programming/uploading. Obviously contact your webhost for such matters. Javascript -- I freely admit -- has a challenge to me, because the actual scripting is rther verbose. PHP is a bit easier, but takes more to get it implemented on your computer.

If anything, you can use these as preview guides for deciding which book(s) to actually buy, especially if you're doing any of the design/programming stuff. One of the more annoying things is having to load up a book AND the program when working the examples. Believe it or not, I have all of these books in hard-cover (except the Sam's one), and it's much easier to self-study that way. The programming/design books are also the ones more likely to be sold for cheap on Amazon's Marketplace section.

Next time, I think I'll have some more design books, 3D animation books, video editing/FX editing books, and of course, more references for writers! Enjoy, everyone!


Well, that's it. I should probably hit the sack. I've a long day tomorrow. Hope everyone is doing well. Hope some of you can use these gifts. And remember: use your new powers for good, not evil.

~hugglez~
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Dear F'list, YOU DECIDE ON THE NEXT GIFT!!!! [Monday
July 14th, 2008 at 11:31pm]
Okay, so I'm trying to think about what sort of things to give for the next round of mass-gift drops for you guys.

Here are some options:


  • Graphic Design Books (ie. Photoshop)

  • Web Design Books (ie. Flash, XHTML, CSS))

  • 3D & Animation (ie. Maya, Cartooning)
  • Programming and Pseudo-Programming Books (ie. JavaScript, PHP)

  • Reference Books (ie. Writing, Dictionaries, Encyclopedias, Marvel Comics Encyclopedia--not joking)
  • Fiction Sets (ie. Complete Artemis Fowl, Complete Christopher Moore)

  • Music (ie. the new BECK!!!)

  • Audio Books

  • University Lectures (ie. Alexander the Great)



Let me know what you guys think!
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Last Post Deleted [Monday
July 14th, 2008 at 9:25pm]
Yeah, I had hoped that my vagueness would have been an asset to the post. Instead, it made many friends confused, thinking I was referring to them. Best to just delete it, I expect.

~Hugglez to all~
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Is Life Really That Bad For You? [Monday
July 14th, 2008 at 6:27pm]
Remember that your attitude -- which I firmly believe is a choice -- is infectious.

I think we should all put a little more thought into that before we hit [POST ENTRY].

I love you all -- really I do -- or else I wouldn't have hit 'add friend' when my little cursor scrolled over your name... but sometimes...? Man...

And no, I'm not mad at anyone...

(I originally planned on disabling comments, but I feel that'd be shitty. I'm posting something extremely... un-fandom-y, and if you feel I deserve to be called out on it, then you deserve the right -- I think -- to be able to do so on my journal. So feel free...)
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LOL! I just posted at the Ficcers-vs-Artists Thingy... [Sunday
July 13th, 2008 at 3:23pm]
I may regret it. No new pics of me, I'm afraid -- well, maybe one, I think -- but go check out the other two (far cuters) boys who have posted. Oh, and I'm sure once Zach gets wind of this, he'll be the unabashed boy-winner!

To those who have participated in the other two FvsA thingies, how are this year's participants stacking up to the other times? Oh, and does anyone have links to said FvsA posts?

Laundry time!

Enjoy, folks!
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B-Days... and More Gifts to my F'list --> This Time Dr. Who stuff! [Saturday
July 12th, 2008 at 8:36pm]
First off, happy birthday to [info]furiosity and [info]frayach!


How old are they now? 17? 18? Can they even vote legally in their country? ;-)

I've uploaded 54 Dr. Who official books. Grab them individually from this sendspace folder.

Here's a brief list of the titles... )

Enjoy guys!
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Fic Update and Fic Cookie [Thursday
July 10th, 2008 at 1:50am]
Firstly, I've updated the Colliver Pre-Slash story with Mirrors and Sleep-Overs

Here's a preview:
“W

hat in bloody bollocks is a Magister Arcanum?”

The question pulled Colin’s attention from the full-length mirror that hung on his closet door. He had been staring at his reflection for the better part of ten minutes as his best friend, Simon, sat cross-legged on his bed and rifled through brochures and pamphlets from various wizarding schools.



It's not beta'd, so feel free to point out any mistakes, errors, etc.. Undoubtedly, they'll be many of them.

Oh, and thanks to [info]sassy_cissa, I've found a groove on the ficlet How to Be Irresistible, my little snarky-ish Drarry story. And here's a little brownie for you: Read more... )

§–1. is already done. §–2. needs a bit cleaning up. §–3. is half-finished, and I only really expect 5 sections—it's a really brief li'l story. But it's been fun to write, especially since I'm messing with fanon a bit. I'm trying to write these characters as canon-like as possible. And it's been a challenge. Canon!Draco isn't witty in the same way fanon!Draco is, so I've had to temper him down quite a bit. It's been a lesson, that's for sure.

And yes, they'll be an Art Film Thursday. But I'm also going to upload non-artsy, gay-themed short stories that I think you'll also dig. So expect that. Oh, and [info]sassy_cissa, expect Bartimaeus Trilogy part one Audio Book upload either tomorrow with the porn art film or Friday. ;-)

Good night, everyone! Work has me completely knackered!
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HAPPY B-DAY!! [Monday
July 7th, 2008 at 11:55pm]


Happy B-Day
[info]sandyra_kay (7-7-08!)
[info]oldenuf2nb (7-8-08)
and [info]furiosity
(7-10-08 -- just in case I forget)!


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This is How Corporations Suck You In... and this is how you end a series, Rowling... [Monday
July 7th, 2008 at 8:39pm]
I'm putting all of this under the cut, because it is both sad and kinda mean, I guess... and one could read a bit of boasting in it, tho' the latter two are really unintentional. It's also long, so read at your own risk... )

I guess my advice to anyone looking for a job—try and find one with a medical company, preferably insurance. But be prepared to wear a golden albatross about your neck.

Now later, me and Another Lady are talking about books we read. And I mentioned Bartimaeus Trilogy, which apparently she's read and loved for awhile now. Then she confesses that she cried at the end of the final book. I tell her I did too. Hell, I still do. And she says: "If only That Other series could have ended similarly." And I know she's referring to Harry Potter. I know it! I didn't say anything after that, but it got me thinking. BT is a great example of how to build a dynamic character, how to show growth and change in that character, and how to have them redeem themselves in the end, making their 'existence' worth the parchment its written on. The story of Nathaniel 'John Mandrake' is the story that Harry Potter should have been, were Rowling not too busy living vicariously through her character.

And Bartimaeus is the witty, snide, snarky Draco that fanon wants Draco to be so badly. Seriously. And Kitty is the wonderful, well-rounded, more intelligent than she realizes sort of character that Hermione should have been.

Jonathan Stroud should have written Harry Potter. Or at the very least, the last two books (despite the fact that I really like HBP as it is, which may make me one of few... Oooh, in fact: POLL TIME!!!)Poll #394 HP-Book
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which HP Book Is Your Fave? (yes, you must chose only one)

View Answers

PS/SS
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CoS
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PoA
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GoF
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OotP
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HBP
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DH
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FB
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QttA
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WTF R THZ!?!?!
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Seriously, if you haven't read the trilogy, please do. Hell, I'll upload the audio-books for you if that's what it takes.

So... that's it, really. I've an AS/S plot bunny that I'll probably talk about later—if not tomorrow—because I've homework to do, Anthem things to study, and I'm worn out. This 'real-job' shit it tough! How do you lot do it?!?!?! And damn! Some of you have kids...! MULTIPLE kids!! AND PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mad Respect To You. Respect

Oh, and I'm crushing on my boss/manager so fuckin' hard, it's pathetic.
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[Art Pimp] Harron Love [Monday
July 7th, 2008 at 1:52am]
Not mine, unfortunately. [info]wanderingbusker composed this amazing piece of art for [info]harry_and_ron's layout contest. I think it's... amazing. I'm not much of a Harry/Ron person, mostly because most authors seem unwilling to break Ron out of the mold canon has him in*, but I'm always on the look-out for good quality Harron (or is it Ronarry? Ronry?) fics. But it's art like the preview that makes me want to reconsider... Go check it out. Give her some love.

Well... I'm off to bed. Tomorrow's the big day... er, I mean, in 6 hours, it's the big day. Hopefully I'll be able to go to sleep soon. I was tired earlier but not so much now. Gute Nacht, jedermann!!!

* Go figure! Our last view of Ron, 19 years later, is worse than before the Epilogue... Yeah, I'm looking at you Mr Mind-Raping-Muggles-To-Get-A-Drivers-License. ~scowl~
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Commonly Confused Words Quiz [Sunday
July 6th, 2008 at 5:22pm]
Snagged from [info]sassy_cissa.

Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test...

English Genius

You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!


Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!



For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

Take The Commonly Confused Words Test at HelloQuizzy



I'm ashamed to say it was the egg yolks/yokes question that did me in.Sad Banana
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New Fic Alert: Eating Fresco with the Potters [Saturday
July 5th, 2008 at 6:35pm]
I wrote a new AS/S-ish story for [info]ass_carnival. Eating Fresco with the Potters. Quick read, I think; ~970 words.

Check it out!
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[Inspirational Art Film] Jeremy and Kevin [Thursday
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:37pm]
Ahhh, Thursday. A day for... inspiration and research.

I thought I'd shake things up a bit by offering a different class of Inspirational Gents. No über-twee twinks today. (... not that there's anything wrong with the twee buggers ...) And while I can hardly believe either one of these dudes are heterosexual, there's no denying that they have a gym membership... and use it... regularly.

Jump under the covers for the preview and download link... )

Enjoy!

Oh, and I started a new EWE H/D story. Made a little banner for it, too. I'm hoping it brings some laughs, tho' I fear my comedy writing skills are far from l33t!



I'm hoping to get it finished and beta'd before the end of July.
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Memes, Quizzes, and New Music [Gift] [Wednesday
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:12pm]
From [info]magic_kitty:



Your 80s Hunk Is



Jason Bateman



I thought I was going to get Bill Gates like she had; I got cutie-patootie Jason Bateman. I so totally agree with that. I remember crushing hard on Bateman on Silver Spoons -- gawd, I had so many crushes on that show. From Schroeder, to Bateman, to Ms. Erin Gray (ever since Buck Rogers, dammit), and even the dad. And then Alonso...! That show was Crush-Heaven!

So... here's a treat for you:


Here's that big meme that went around last week. I was tagged by [info]ceirdwenfc (sorry it took so long to answer). I won't be tagging anyone, because I think everyone's done it who's gonna.

Jump Under the Covers... )

So that's it... the boring ol' Gabe Answers.

[Music Gift]
Yet again I wanted to show you guys another one of my fave bands, Sweden's Radio Dept.. Check out the shoe-gazin'... )

That's about it for today... unless I remember something. Oh, and a big 'hello' to all my new friends, undoubtedly from my appearance (so to speak) on Cam and Candi's Dan-Tracking show.



~waves~
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Everyone, I Have a Surprise for You... [Tuesday
July 1st, 2008 at 4:06pm]
Well... kinda. Actually [info]abusing_sarcasm has the surprise. It's in her latest show (Cam & Candi) from last night. Peep it here. The surprise comes in around the 45-minute mark. ~looks mischievously about my f'list~

Enjoy.
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