Heh. So close, yet.... Come on, give het a chance. Once you go bi, you'll never...er...die? ::looks furtive:: Well, it's true. I read it in Angeline Jolie's autobiography. That, and something about drinking the blood of the innocent.

Oh well. Fandom_Wank = Big Honkin' Lesbian Conspiracy.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

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Aww, straight boys so cute. *pets*

Come on, there's at least two other guys out there on FW. Find them, show us your wonderful theory of Teh Bi and then I might reconsider.

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*hides*

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Well...I've never really tried it before, but there are a couple guys at F_W I might be willing to test it with. But only if you promise to reconsider. I mean, it'll make you immortal -- time enough to experiment with all sorts of things, including gratuitous #1000/#2000 het sex.

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*winks* How you doing?

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Naww! Youse two are so cute!! *flails*

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I just had a thought. What happens if we get to 3000 comments? I'm just saying... hugsnkisses/wankprophet/? Megawank's OT3!

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Good grief!! Imagine that. It'd be like... the Holy Trinity of Wank!

That'd be great!

Since I've pretty much missed the wank, d'you reckon people have started to post just to be a bit self-indulgent, or do you reckon they still have stuff to say?

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I think it's getting pretty redundant at this point. Still, you might like to show up and add something ridiculously pointless just to make sure that your name isn't left out of Wankstock history. I did and it made metaquotes! *preens*

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Hey, I was asleep and here you are, snuggling up to me. ::considers:: Well, now that I'm up, might as well go with the flow. ::winks and blows kiss::

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Well I thought, "hey, if you're going to go bi, then we might as well get 2-for-1."

On second thoughts, that sounds kind of dirty.

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L-L-Lesbian Conspiracy? *nervous laugh* How funny and, yet, absolutely and completely not true. Um, I have to go, um, well, I mean... I don't have to go cover up a "Lesbian Conspiracy." Yeap. So, I'll be going now. Going in a totally unsuspicious way to do non-conspiracy type things.



Really.

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*sporfle*

<3

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I AM HERE FOR MY THREESOME, HORS.

Deliver!

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Sorry to be a bother, but would you be kind enough to vouch for me for pornucopia on this thread?

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hey i was wondering how i would go about getting verification about joining ANTIASSHATS? thanks! ;)

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