warning:

June Twenty-third

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:00:27 GMT

Remember how we laughed at Delgate?

Recall how much fun we had with Fandom_Love?

Well if you enjoyed that stuff then you'll just love what we're planning this year!

Absolutely nothing.

Carry on.

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 23:01:21 GMT

(hi.)

for further reference see Step #6 in the FAQ.

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:57:05 GMT

Whoa, was feeling extra!bitchy earlier so I slammed out a post, went out with my mates, had a great time and came home feeling calm. Privitised older post because, hey, I didn't need it to be said and was just about to go to sleep when I decide to check my flist... I am too tired and upset and hormonal now not to actually wank so here it goes and I swear if this gets posted to any wank community outside of TS's circle of sadomasochistic hate I'm going to lock it down because whoa Sagralisse flashbacks.

Okay, Tangles, what the fuck are you doing reproducing a friendslocked post? I do not actually care what kind of hate on you and your friends have for half of my friends and now this apparent hate for most of a community I love and it's actions - or the hate you have for a the celebration of the existence of a community at the moment but trying to hit back like that? Is just low.

I don't know what sort of power-play you're trying to prove but I never wanted to imply that one "paid user" was better than another just that using it in any sort of oneupmanship role was useless and wanky. I guess that point has been amply demonstrated. You know that's what I've meant, we've talked about this previously (just like I did with Sagra actually) and you accused me of seeming defensive because I didn't like your friends acting like they were superior to FW because they'd bought a couple of paid accounts.

Don't reproduce my posts. Don't try and shame me. Don't try and wank me. Have you learnt nothing from fandom_love?

:((

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 18:14:02 GMT

LIFE AS A WANK-OBSESSED CHARACTER-ASSASSIN EVIL MODDING DICTATOR IS HARD WHERE IS MY BEER AND TART.

the only quiz I'll ever put here:

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:28:59 GMT

You are Hugsnkisses! You are good at concealing
your Evil Mastermind ways behind a mask of
sweetness and light, but when the chips are
down you're behind a lot of the trouble. You
manipulate people into taking the fall for you
and then hide behind your time zone differences
in order to cover your behind. You don't really
like hugs or kisses and are living a lie!

What Fandom Wank Baddie Are You? (Kabal Remix)
brought to you by Quizilla

:D:D:D

my flist is totally spammed with these, a lot of people seem to get bff. go snacks!

Mug. Mugmugmug. Mugity-mug-mug.

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 13:33:41 GMT

You know the drill kids.

It's weird to think that Christmas is in 60-odd days. It doesn't seem so long ago that turimel spilt about the whole Jordan Wood thing and yet it's almost a year.

My Mockity-mock mug came today, now I really can have a big steaming cup of wank. Whee!

t000000000bageomg

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 21:43:03 GMT

So, I'm off on a Harry Potter fandom holiday for a week.

(Shut up.)

Don't wank too much without me, huh?

And yes, we are talking about you.

~~Nekkid.~~

Whodunnit?

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:52:17 GMT

Yeah, that was me.

Hnk = WANKY
Fandom Wank = WANKY
Mods deleting FW = WANKY
Owner of server undeleting FW = WANKY
Mods wanking = WANKY
Calling FW a "cultural phenomenon" = WANKY
Claiming the spirit of FW will live on anywhere = WANKY
Saying people shouldn't have been upset at the deletion = WANKY
Extensively discussing deletion of FW = WANKY
Saying the deletion was a joke = WANKY
Thinking the deletion was a lesson = WANKY
Claiming the deletion was a due to FW sucking = WANKY
Commenting that n00bs suck = WANKY
Commenting that n00bs rock = WANKY
Calling MM elitist = WANKY
Making MM elitist just to spite the previous accusations = WANKY
Shouting that parody is akin to lying = WANKY
Making locked hate posts = WANKY
Making unlocked hate posts = WANKY
Putting people on pedestals = WANKY
Being a hater = WANKY
Feeling passionately about something = WANKY
Feeling angry = WANKY
Not planning things fully = WANKY
J'accuse = WANKY
Mocking = WANKY
Pointing and laughing at self and others = PRICELESSLY WANKY

For some things, there's WANK.
For everything else.. there's WANK.

I think all these questions about "who really owns fw" are really good ones. FYI, the original creator of FW agreed to the deletion.

OMGWTFBBQLOLWWJDHNK

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 17:16:10 GMT

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 14:55:49 GMT

WTF.

I really don't know what's going on here guys. Apparently there was some kind of mod post?

Well, if there was I certainly wasn't invited to participate in any decisions. Sure, I may have caused a few small wanks lately but it's not my bloody fault people are so touchy. I've tried to log into the FW account.. and the pw's been changed.

I really don't know what to do, I'm flipping out. This is fandom wank!

What the fucking fuck, this is insane.

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 13:20:28 GMT

Recently I got bored and made 20-odd icons from the popular gaming comic Penny Arcade. Due to numerous compliments, I've decided to put them up here so ya'll can refuse to take them and mock me.

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~

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Oh, and anything you hear about me and snacky is totally untrue ~~except all of it~~.

~~Strikes more things out because it's fun wankprophet, you square.~~

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 14:11:58 GMT

"- I think the whole world's gone mad.
- Uh-Uh. It's always been like this.
You probably just don't get out enough."
/Sexton and Death, in Death: The High Cost of Living.

Anyway, there's only one kitten left now, he goes on Monday. On Thursday, I snapped a few pictures of him and the remaining girl. There are quite a few, so beware when clicking.

Cast of characters includes: Lalaith (playing mother), Linus (playing uncle), Boy Kitten and Littlest (Girl) Kitten

o_O

I love this picture unreasonably much.

Attack! the first.

Oooh, shiny!

Yeah, they really don't like Linus.

Attack! the second.

Tiny kitten claws very sharp.

No idea what happened here, can ya spot the kitten?

This was taken when Littlest Kitten was trying to attack Linus by jumping on him from under the chair. Linus, at least four times the size of her, was quite scared. Poor chap.

yummeh.

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:51:06 GMT

lulinda: good jesus 2051 comments!
hugsnkisses: mm.
hugsnkisses: wankprophet got #2000
hugsnkisses: I got #1000
hugsnkisses: we should have sex.
lulinda: isn;t he a guy?
hugsnkisses: really? eww, hetsex!
hugsnkisses: you totally should have warned me, put that behind a cut or something.
hugsnkisses: THIS IS A SLASH CHAT, NOT YOUR PERVERTED BREEDER PORN.
lulinda: oops
hugsnkisses: damn straight.
hugsnkisses: or whatever.

:D

Sun, 21 Mar 2004 17:38:08 GMT

Apparently I'm related to "the inventor of public relations. Those two words, public and relations, had never been uttered together before Edward Bernays, an American who invented consumer desire and used his uncle's theories of latent wants and fears to sell everything from cars to war, and engineered not only the inauguration of Hoover but the overthrow of at least one South American government."

Also (pertaining to a conversation in 1933 about "propaganda plans to consolidate Nazi power"): Goebbels .. was using my book Crystallizing Public Opinion as a basis for his destructive campaign against the Jews of Germany.

So in a way I'm responsible for both PR and the Holocaust.

I'm like the best wanka ever.

VOTEHNKEHOMGDOMWTFLUFF

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:43:54 GMT

Lather, rinse, repeat. Vote HnkOMG!

LJ is still being a bitch. The status page is telling me that one of the clusters is fucked. It then provides a helpful "Which cluster am I?!". Unfortunately, I can't tell which cluster I am, as LJ won't let me log in. I'm guessing it's my cluster that's fucked.

ps. Vote Hnkeh : She'll still delete FW if she loses! Then what use will your stupid deathmatch be, Fandom Wank won't exist! Whee!

A message from the bringer of Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock.

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 22:40:25 GMT

So, apparently I'm up on fw_deathmatch.

Listing my many accomplishments would seem silly, vain and self promoting. So instead I'm going to say:

vote for me biatches or i'm deleting fw.

I'm sure you understand.

Thu, 29 May 2003 22:02:58 GMT

Fandom is *fucking* funny, and eru do I love it.

(OMGDOM!)

Favourite icons meme!

Wed, 28 May 2003 18:43:12 GMT

Because I like JF more than LJ. I've done everyone who has more than 1 icon, and some people who only have one, when it's extra specially wonderful.

allyoops

amatia

anatsuno
and
because they're both so marvellous

anniemoon

arabella

ayabrea

This image haunts me in my dreams. Unfortunately, it begs to be iconised.

backfromspace

beandelphiki

bettina

aww!

bexistance

birdyexmachina

bitchysmurf

Fight against The Man!

blackflag

buxton

There can never be enough Ricky love.

cabari

cable

cageyklio

camebackwrong

capitalflash

cara_chapel

celfry

ciari

ciceronianus

cimorene111

cjmarlowe

combledore

coreopsis

croupier

cruisedirector

Exciting ways to spice up your friends list viewing:

Sat, 22 Mar 2003 16:48:01 GMT

Use the random button.

See, I have this crazy thing where I add every single person who joins Fandom Wank (started when I got into a race with snuh on the first day of blurty!FW and now continued because I'm bored and it's a good way to get to know new wankers) so the chances of me hitting someone on my friends list is about 1 in 3.

Due to the wonderfulness of it being random however, I haven't got to someone who isn't yet. This is my tally:

mirabellawotr
redhead
dreamtoday
lcsbanana
mlleelizabeth
phosfate
wizzard
until I got to "User obsessedmuch has messed up their journal template definition." and fell into a fit of helpless squeeing over the coolness of using "messed up".

OMGZORROISTEHBESTEVA!!!!111

15 icons makes Hnk confuzzled

Wed, 19 Mar 2003 22:12:22 GMT

Ai! Now that we early adopters (bottom 250) have 15 icons I'm all of a flutter.

I've never had more than 3 icons before (when I had a paid account I wasn't really into icons so I only had the one) and so 15 to choose from whenever I post a simple comment is most bewildering.

Yes, I've named them, but I keep forgetting what the names mean. Causing the "kill" icon to go on some sweet little messages I've left for people and this wacky artemis one to just... go on everything!

So, too many icons (don't really mean that, give us more!), yes.