Random Animal Crossing things
...Some people might find this offensive. But dammit, as much as he drives me crazy, my brother cracks me up sometmes.

I just wanna archive this somewhere no one reads. X)


04/13/2006
Written by BonerMan
THIS TOWN IS FULL OF GAY
GAY AND FAIL

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR MY INSIGHT


04/14/2006
Written by Sophia
And who lives here? OMG! YOU DO! GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY!
(and fail)


04/21/2006
Written by BonerMan
I WILL TAKE NO SASS FROM FAYGOT PRIME, PROGENITOR OF GAYVILLE
It's pistols at dawn for you, girly.


To be updated as the saga unfolds, I guess. If it does any unfolding.

And this was generated by the game itself, on the message board:
"Everyone loves kids! I just ate three!"

...This game is full of crack. I could give example after example of the weird shit the villagers like to tell me. It's great fun, though.