Snarky By Nature
|Bio:||First and foremost, I suffer from a disease called Lastworditus. I am nearly incapable of leaving a reply comment unanswered; there is no cure, but extensive therapy in which the patient is severely beaten whenever s/he hits the "reply to comment" link has been known to help manage the symptoms. It has taken many years of treatment and hard work for me to get to this point. Clearly, it hasn't worked worth a damn.|
Secondly, I wasn't hugged enough as a child, so I am but the shell of a bitter shrew.
Lastly, my father bought me a combined dictionary/thesaurus for Christmas last year. That word never means what I think it means.
Wank reports most likely to comment on: anything Harry Potter, House or Supernatural fandom-y.
|Interests:||16: american gods, books, escape plans, futurama, house, mutant zombies, not exercising, protection from zombies, reading, slash, south park, supernatural, the hills, video games, wank, zombies|
|5:||gobsmacked, kalloway, negativecosine, shimeragi, system|
|9:||bad_penny, dl_anon, fandom_wank, fw_debate, fwgreatesthits, hp_cornfield, i_wank, otf_wank, wankitywank|
|Account Type:||Free Account|