Dorothy's Journal

Dhaunea made me but I don't want to

dhaunea is making me post.

You see, last night I was very punchy. I had been chatting with

minion_of_truth and I was excited because one of my daffedil bulbs had started coming up. (1 out of 24 and last year they all died.) So I was all, "MY DAFFEDIL IS PASTEDE ON YAY!!11!"

Then I thought I should make an icon with a daffedil pastede on. Which led me to remember that Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" had a scene with daffedils. Which led to:

You can learn a lot of things from the Wankers
But especially in the month April.
You can learn a lot of things from the Wankers
All in a giant sea of SPLOOOOOGE.

So I called

dhaunea who was downstairs. As I was rather punchy, I giggled most of the time.

So I went to bed and reflected that violating Disney songs wasn't as bad as violating A.A. Milne. Which led to this:

Crystal had her great Wankerproof boots on.
Crystal had her great big Wankerproof Hat.
Crystal had her great big Wankerproof macintosh.
And that, said Crystal, is that.

So now I have to kill myself.

*thud*

Current Mood: *thud*