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Gossip Girl is a cruel mistress!
I've been very deprived of Chuck/Blair action, and after how awful he was last time, I wasn't sure if I still ship it. For the record, I SOOOO do.
So, despite Blair, Chuck, and Nate's mutual anger towards eachother, they all band up to help Serena with her Georgina issues, and Chuck and Blair bond over the same thing they always do: REVENGE!
The poor dears are so tuckered out from evil plotting, they fall asleep cuddling adorably.
Aww.
Of course, Blair hates him again the moment she's awake (and with good reason). They bicker, and we learn that sometimes Chuck keeps the scarf on during sex. This is both hilarious and unsurprising.
Blahblahblah huge Lily-is-getting-married-to-Bart plotline. So much more happens on this show, but I lock on the Chuck/Blair parts.
Is her outfit coordinated with his bowtie? Yes? No? Maybe? I'm saying yes, even though it appears to have... Strawberries on it. How gay.
They argue some more, and Blair makes it clear that now that they're done ruining Georgina's life, they have nothing in common anymore.
Nate realizes Chuck ~love(d/s) Blair~, and this makes it easier for him to forgive him for boning her, if only because Chuck actually caring about someone other than himself and his gay life partner Nate is pretty shocking.
Good. I want them to be friends again. Even if it's kinda hawt when Nate shoved Chuck on top of his limo for some MANLY ANGER!
Chuck does a speech at his father's reception, and it's actually pretty fantastic. All about how his father was willing to change for the girl he loves, and how Chuck wants to meet someone like that some day, and he keeps looking at Blair. Despite all of his evil that boy is ridiculously charming.
Blair is in complete agreement there.
So, Chuck is being a decent human being - nay, a (gasp!) GOOD PERSON. Blair pretty obviously adores him. Death Cab For Cutie is playing. This all seems... A little TOO good.
Chuck admits he was a douche. Blair agrees. But...
"You don't belong with Nate. Never have, never will."
"You don't belong with anyone."
Well put, you two.
Chuck wants to take it slow this time and do things right. Blair still snarks, but she's so ridiculously smitten it isn't even funny.
Dude, it's not my wishful thinking, THEIR OUTFITS SO MATCH.
One week later! Everything is fantastic! Blair is packing for her vacation in Europe, which she will be arriving at via Chuck's family's private jet. Serena asks if she's really that desperate to avoid airport security and, much to her horror, Blair quips that either way she'll be frisking Chuck. She's packing a lot of sexy lingerie, too. I don't think any other seventeen-year-old owns this much lingerie.
Blair says that while Chuck seems to bring out the worst in her, she seems to bring out the best in him. Meanwhile, Chuck's dad is praising him for taking things seriously with Blair. Chuck is glowing with pride (daddy finally loves him!), but this quickly melts as Bart cheerfully explains how he'll be a completely different person after this! He gets to grow up and have real relationships, with sacrifice and responsibility! No more parties for Chuck! Nothing but good ol' serious commitment! Forget your entire identity, now you get to be upstanding and decent! Chuck looks more and more horrified at each word, and he tries to protest that hey, he's Chuck Bass, he'll never really change!, but his father's like "Nope. You'll completely change! You're a man now. A polite, modest, well-spoken man who respects his elders, cares about everyone else's feelings, and doesn't sleep with whores."
Chuck appears positively ill by this point. Ignoring Blair's excited texts while she waits for him by the jet, he promptly tosses out the bouquet he'd been planning on bringing to her and makes the moves on the nearby interior decorator. Literally, the closest thing with a vagina.
Oh Chuck. I still love you, you awful thing. How long must I wait to get season two of this fantastic, trashy show?!
I've been very deprived of Chuck/Blair action, and after how awful he was last time, I wasn't sure if I still ship it. For the record, I SOOOO do.
So, despite Blair, Chuck, and Nate's mutual anger towards eachother, they all band up to help Serena with her Georgina issues, and Chuck and Blair bond over the same thing they always do: REVENGE!
The poor dears are so tuckered out from evil plotting, they fall asleep cuddling adorably.
Aww.
Of course, Blair hates him again the moment she's awake (and with good reason). They bicker, and we learn that sometimes Chuck keeps the scarf on during sex. This is both hilarious and unsurprising.
Blahblahblah huge Lily-is-getting-married-to-Bart plotline. So much more happens on this show, but I lock on the Chuck/Blair parts.
Is her outfit coordinated with his bowtie? Yes? No? Maybe? I'm saying yes, even though it appears to have... Strawberries on it. How gay.
They argue some more, and Blair makes it clear that now that they're done ruining Georgina's life, they have nothing in common anymore.
Nate realizes Chuck ~love(d/s) Blair~, and this makes it easier for him to forgive him for boning her, if only because Chuck actually caring about someone other than himself and his gay life partner Nate is pretty shocking.
Good. I want them to be friends again. Even if it's kinda hawt when Nate shoved Chuck on top of his limo for some MANLY ANGER!
Chuck does a speech at his father's reception, and it's actually pretty fantastic. All about how his father was willing to change for the girl he loves, and how Chuck wants to meet someone like that some day, and he keeps looking at Blair. Despite all of his evil that boy is ridiculously charming.
Blair is in complete agreement there.
So, Chuck is being a decent human being - nay, a (gasp!) GOOD PERSON. Blair pretty obviously adores him. Death Cab For Cutie is playing. This all seems... A little TOO good.
Chuck admits he was a douche. Blair agrees. But...
"You don't belong with Nate. Never have, never will."
"You don't belong with anyone."
Well put, you two.
Chuck wants to take it slow this time and do things right. Blair still snarks, but she's so ridiculously smitten it isn't even funny.
Dude, it's not my wishful thinking, THEIR OUTFITS SO MATCH.
One week later! Everything is fantastic! Blair is packing for her vacation in Europe, which she will be arriving at via Chuck's family's private jet. Serena asks if she's really that desperate to avoid airport security and, much to her horror, Blair quips that either way she'll be frisking Chuck. She's packing a lot of sexy lingerie, too. I don't think any other seventeen-year-old owns this much lingerie.
Blair says that while Chuck seems to bring out the worst in her, she seems to bring out the best in him. Meanwhile, Chuck's dad is praising him for taking things seriously with Blair. Chuck is glowing with pride (daddy finally loves him!), but this quickly melts as Bart cheerfully explains how he'll be a completely different person after this! He gets to grow up and have real relationships, with sacrifice and responsibility! No more parties for Chuck! Nothing but good ol' serious commitment! Forget your entire identity, now you get to be upstanding and decent! Chuck looks more and more horrified at each word, and he tries to protest that hey, he's Chuck Bass, he'll never really change!, but his father's like "Nope. You'll completely change! You're a man now. A polite, modest, well-spoken man who respects his elders, cares about everyone else's feelings, and doesn't sleep with whores."
Chuck appears positively ill by this point. Ignoring Blair's excited texts while she waits for him by the jet, he promptly tosses out the bouquet he'd been planning on bringing to her and makes the moves on the nearby interior decorator. Literally, the closest thing with a vagina.
Oh Chuck. I still love you, you awful thing. How long must I wait to get season two of this fantastic, trashy show?!
