My evening can be best summed up by posting the AIM conversation crystaldawn and I just had:

Ironychan: I just saw The Hulk.
SailorN1: How was it?
Ironychan: Bad. Bad by the standards of a person who likes things with titles like Attack of the 50-Foot Centrefold.
SailorN1: O_o Wow. Another excuse for Marvel to dump tons of money into SF?
Ironychan: The first half-hour was okay, considering that nothing really important seemed to happen.
Ironychan: The next hour and a half were lots of action sequences that didn't really seem to go anywhere and took too long... and I can't believe nobody ever looked at the script and said, "guys... the bad guy in this section is a mutant poodle."
SailorN1: *dies*
Ironychan: The last half hour can only be described as... well, y'know those 'what the shit' icons that are everywhere? That.
SailorN1: Wow. O_o
Ironychan: There was this guy who could merge with anything he touched, so he became Lightning Man, Rock Man, and Water Man in quick succession. Good thing those were available, 'cause Vinyl Man, Park Bench Man, and Linoleum Man wouldn't have had nearly the visual impact.
SailorN1: XD *snort* That's lovely.
Ironychan: All in all, the movie was much like it's protagonist: Big, Loud, Stupid, and Green. (The amount of green was un-freakin-believable... and not just the big guy, there was green everywhere.)
SailorN1: O_o Because green is the color of *Satan*? XD
Ironychan: That must be it!!
SailorN1: I swear, I read that in an article on how Harry Potter was teh *devil* once. XD
Ironychan: Of course he is! And Ron is Beelzebub!
SailorN1: D00d! :D What's that make Hermione?
Ironychan: *has no idea*

I can say one thing for this movie, though... it seems to have cured my earwax.