If I think of anything clever to say, I'll post it here. If you want to read a wonderful series of stories that mock batshit insane fandom, go here:
mina-de-malfois.livejournal.com Someone (can't remember who) on Fandom_Lounge recommended it to me and it is hilarious.

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