Ha, this is actually pretty accurate ;-p
<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number of LJ Friends</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will be wanked for</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">admitting you need a Gin N Tonic fix </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">On this date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">April 25, 2044</td></tr>

How will you be fandom_wanked? by morrigain
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Except in my case, it's usually more like LongIsland Iced Tea.