| So Transfan, I Herd U Liek Pedo Bear? |
[06 Jan 2009|12:54pm] |
Transformers comic book fandom wank.. Early this morning, it was about pedophilia.
My doppelgänger from the IDW fan forum Skwege learned that he had been accused of having sex with children by the IDW forum fantards on Transfans.net. Sprunkner is a real internet tough guy. Unfortunately, he made it quite easy to find his dox.
Skwege was not happy to find he'd been slandered as a pedo. So he calls (yes, as in calls Sprunkner's landline) to tell him to take it down. No yelling, just something along the lines of "call me whatever you want but accusing me of child fucking is not cool."
What does Spencer (Sprunkner's IRL name) do? He freaks out and hangs up!
That's right-he's a coward. So Skwege leaves him a voicemail:
"Hi Spencer :
You like to make libelous accusations about people having sex with kids? That is really grown up of you. Oh wow, you live in Washington State as well? What a coincidence! Bellingham is only an hour from here.
It's not funny! I know little punks like you think they can run around all anonymous on the internet and think nothing can bite them in their ass. However let me tell you little man, you are going to retract your statement, and then apologize. Talking shit about someone is one thing, but making a disgusting and FOUL comment like that is libelous. I have the time, money, resources, and most importantly the fucking patience to see this through so don't toy with me little man."
Then Sprunkner has his wife (yes, someone actually agreed to marry him) respond. He doesn't have the balls to answer Skwege himself-he makes his wife call him back and tell him not to call. Unfortunately, Spencer posted her phone number and email as his contact information.
Some PMs get exchanged on the IDW forum and Sprunkner accuses Skwege of threatening him (although I doubt the police consider being asked to take down a post or telling someone you're suing them for slander are violations of any particular laws). He makes an announcement on Transfans.net, crying that Skwege is harassing his family and that he called the po-po on him.
Sprunkner did call the police and they in turn contact Skwege.
The result? The police are highly pissed off-at Sprunkner. Because this is much ado about comic books.
All this name calling and wank is over whether or not the comic book series All Hail Megatron is in continuity.
The police were not too happy about being called to mediate a dispute over Starscream's alt mode.
They lecture Sprunkner and felt Skwege was somewhat justified. Skwege apologizes for dragging the wife into the mess because being accused of fucking children is serious business that involves the IRL banhammer.
The wank continues on Tranfan.net where Sprunkner whines some more (I guess his wife made him sleep on the couch) and Skwege threatens to post a scan of the police report.
These fine examples of male adulthood continue to fight about giant robots. I believe Sprunkner's wife summed it up succinctly in an email to Skwege: "This is a fight over made up robots-let it go."
Unfortunately, everyone ignores her.
Edit: I accept this is total fail. Need more recipes and fail macros, please.
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| 2008 master list! |
[05 Jan 2009|09:52pm] |
Here it is -- the master list of all art and fic posted in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) smutty_claus in the fifth fabulous year of the fest. All stories are also mirrored at our JF community.
I hope you enjoyed this year as much as I did, and will join us again in 2009!
( Specialis Revelio! )
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| The grammar! My eyes! |
[01 Jan 2009|09:21am] |
I'm just C&P'ing a mousie's post from wank_report. I can't pass up entitlement wank.
Crunchyroll is going legit. The site owner, Shinji, has been wheeling and dealing to have anime air subbed only days after it airs in Japan.
OK, users are pleased, the Naruto fans look on in anticipation, everything seems hunky-dory.
Then, Shinji introduces Anime memberships for the site. Did not read all of the benefits but the gist seems to be higher quality videos and quicker access to the anime from Japan.
That happened in the past few weeks. Now queue the new year!
Oops, did he just say that he was removing all fan uploaded content and getting permission from the publishers?
Queue the butthurt, angst, and I will kill for my anime!!!!Z!!!!!!ZOMG~!!!! Along with people eagerly trading links for other sites to feed their addiction.
The dramas, anime, and music sections now look like ghost towns, with the exception of stuff Shinji has wheeled and dealed for.
People are predicting the death of the site, but for now, it's fun seeing the entitlement angst going on over there.
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| gifts are all posted! |
[01 Jan 2009|09:57am] |
Our Secret Santas' identities will be revealed in one week. Until then, why not plan to do a little reading and reviewing? Our authors and artists may be anonymous, but they still love to read your comments. Immerse yourself in long stories, or admire some beautiful artwork. Rediscover old favorites, or if you're looking for something new and different, try one of the 23 pairings that was introduced to the fest this year: Binns/Pince, Cedric/Angelina, Charlie/Luna, Draco/Rita, Draco/Rose, Lysander/Lily II, Lysander/Lily II/Lorcan, Michael/Hermione, Oliver/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Ron/Susan, Scorpius/Rose, Seamus/Lavender, Sirius/Rita, Snape/Charity Burbage, Snape/Hermione/Draco, Snape/Hermione/Lucius, Snape/Pansy, Snape/Rita, Teddy/various, Teddy/Victoire, Theo/Pansy and Tom/Minerva.
I'd like to thank a few people for helping me out behind the scenes. Thanks to my elf ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) lunalovepotter, and to pocketfullof for making a couple of posts when I was busy with other stuff. Thanks also to florahart for helping with a story, and to cheapxdate for going above and beyond. Thanks to everyone who volunteered to fill in -- even though I didn't need to call on you this year, just knowing you were there helped me sleep easier at night.
2008 was the smoothest fest I've ever run, and that's because of our wonderful participants. Thank you all for being a mod's dream come true. You're talented, enthusiastic, responsive, and above all you really capture the spirit of giving that this fest is all about. You've made this fest a joy to run, and there's just no way I'd miss it next year.
Mark your calendars for signups on September 1!
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| unpleasant business |
[01 Jan 2009|09:35am] |
This year, the following people signed up to participate in smutty_claus and did not complete their assignments: oh_honestleigh and oracleholly.
Per community rules, they will not be eligible to participate in future years.
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| FIC: Coming to Life (Snape/Pansy) |
[31 Dec 2008|03:47pm] |
To: odogoddess
From: Your Secret Santa
Title Coming to Life
Author leni_jess
Pairings Snape/Pansy, hint of Snape/Millicent
Summary When Slytherin females decide to do a Slytherin male a favour, it's possible they all think too hard about what that means.
Rating NC-17
Warnings Smut. Slytherins. No squicks.
Word length 5,435 words
Author's notes odogoddess, you asked for "a clueless Snape/seductress Pansy moment", and "Slytherin motivations". I hope Snape is sufficiently clueless, here! The motivations (real or imagined) are thick on the ground. You should find a few other things you asked for. I hope it pleases you.
Thank you to my beta reader S and her good eye for significant detail, and to smutty_claus moderator r_becca, whose patience is unearthly.
( Coming to Life )
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| FIC: At Every End, There is a New Beginning (Harry/Hermione) |
[31 Dec 2008|09:22am] |
To: simons_flower
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: At Every End, There Is A New Beginning
Author: cheapxdate
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Summary: Harry is having a hard time adjusting to life after the war. When things get too overwhelming, there’s only one place he can think to go.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Firstly, thanks to Rebecca for being so patient and helping keep me on track! Also a HUGE thank you to my stand-in beta “L” who not only made amazing edits, but did it all under a time crunch. I hope you like it simons_flower, I worked very hard to write something you’d enjoy!
( At Every End, There is a New Beginning )
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| At the intersection of FFVII and FFR... |
[30 Dec 2008|04:02pm] |
When shezoo reposts hir Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children fanfic, "Flower Face", to ffvii_yaoi (locked, comm is open membership), the response is seemingly underwhelming - that is until eternalwings posts to fanficrants about the story.
The first few comments are pretty tame and agreeable, until some of the author's friends and the author hirself show up.
It's called AU, twit.
Apparently, the story title comes from Welsh mythology, something renos_rude AND screamersgirl explain in the comments using the exact same text (with a tiny error likely because the entire lump wouldn't fit in AIM).
And then the author appears, complete with capslock, insults and exclamation point abuse.
AND YOUR RUINING THE PRETEND!
Not to mention the entire thread devolving into something to do with coconut.
All's well that wanks well, right? Except that a quick check back to see when "Flower Face" was originally posted reveals that shezoo is sepherotica is ssgallery is annataria (that Annataria), because ze changes usernames as often as ze changes URLS. And while some of those journals have been deleted, Annataria's is still there, listing many of the 'random' defenders (including the one so taken by the story) on FFR as friends. ...whoops?
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| FIC: Second Chances (Draco/Luna) |
[30 Dec 2008|04:18pm] |
To: irenacandy
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Second Chances
Author: selinakyle47
Pairing: Draco/Luna
Summary: Five years after the War ends, Draco returns to Hogwarts to settle debts.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Author's notes:Slightly AU. Many thanks to r_becca for her patience and to W for her helpful comments. All other mistakes are mine. I do hope you enjoy this one, irenacandy!
( Second Chances )
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| FIC: Nothing is Real but the Girl (Bill/Tonks/Charlie) |
[30 Dec 2008|09:13am] |
To: luvscharlie
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Nothing Is Real But The Girl
Author: ragdoll
Pairing(s): Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley
Summary: Bill and Charlie are home for the holidays and ready to continue their most unconventional relationship with Nymphadora Tonks, but will sibling rivalry and some unexpected emotions get in the way of their Christmas cheer?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage, dirty talk, anal sex (het only), double penetration, threesome, faux dub-con
Author/Artist's notes: This one is for luvscharlie who requested: a threesome, tattoos, fluffy endings, snow, a Christmas theme, humour and incredibly hot sex, and so that's what I gave her. I really hope this is what you wanted, my dear. Happy Smutty Claus!
As always, eternal thanks to my betas and helpers for getting me through writing this relatively unscathed, and to r_becca for being such a brilliant and understanding mod.
( Nothing is Real but the Girl )
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| FIC: Worth Keeping (Snape/Luna) |
[29 Dec 2008|04:08pm] |
To: damned_queen
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Worth Keeping
Author: bewarethesmirk
Pairing: Snape/Luna
Summary: Snape had gone to the Squealing Pig for some peace and quiet, and instead he got Luna Lovegood in a fluffy scarf.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Snape’s drunk, so the consent is murky at first – but it makes more sense in context.
Author/Artist's notes: Thanks so much to r_becca for running another round of this wonderful fest. I adore writing this pairing and I’m glad I got another chance to do so. damned_queen, I hope you like this. :) Thanks to R for the beta and Brit-pick and L, my lover, for the beta.
( Worth Keeping )
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| Vintage Update |
[29 Dec 2008|09:58am] |
Does anyone remember this wank from awhile back? http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1157179.html
I know Taral Wayne from the above article, personally, and while it took awhile for him to get around to seeing the article, he did finally see it. He felt it was well-written, as factual as could be, and had few problems with it. He did feel people might like to hear more directly from him, so provided me with a brief article. I'll include it below.
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| FIC: Private Gifts (Harry/Ginny) |
[29 Dec 2008|08:58am] |
To: almond_joyz
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Private Gifts
Author: dragyn_42
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Summary: Harry and Ginny are home from their last year at Hogwarts for the holidays, need more be said?
Words: ~6100
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Wow, my first exchange ever and its for almond_joyz, one of the excellent writers whose works got me into H/G smut. This really was an excellent opportunity for me to write a thank you gift to a great author. I also need to thank my beta (you know who you are), who helped organize my admittedly dense writing into something more readable, as well as our wonderful moderator Becca, both for running the exchange and for giving me the extra time I needed when real life interfered.
( Harry slowly came awake... )
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| FIC: Caritas (Snape/Charity Burbage) |
[28 Dec 2008|04:25pm] |
To: cmwinters
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Caritas
Author: kethlenda
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Charity Burbage, a bit of Bloody Baron/Helena Ravenclaw, and a brief implication of Snape/Lily Evans
Summary: A chance meeting in an ancient sacred place. A sacrifice.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canonical character death, violence
Author/Artist's notes: Happy holidays, cmwinters, and I hope this warms your December a bit! I've taken some artistic license with pagan lore, and all errors are my own. Thanks to J. for everything.
( Caritas )
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| FIC: Across the Divide (Marcus Flint/Katie Bell) |
[28 Dec 2008|11:05am] |
To: kereia
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Across The Divide
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Marcus Flint/Katie Bell
Summary: As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mild violence, and profanity
Author's notes: Kereia, well, you asked for a story with plot and I did try to oblige. I do hope this fulfills somewhat what you were looking for, and you're not scared off by the length. Much thanks to the ever patient and understanding moderator of this fest who puts up with late submissions *cough*, and runs an all around great event every year.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: The Problem with Dating a Professor Named Neville (Neville/Ginny) |
[27 Dec 2008|04:15pm] |
To: lyras
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: The Problem with Dating a Professor Named Neville
Author: coffee_n_cocoa
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Twelve-year-old James is horrified to discover his mother’s boyfriend and his Herbology professor at Hogwarts are the same person.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta for looking it over. Merry Christmas, lyras! I do hope you enjoy the story!
( The Problem with Dating a Professor Named Neville )
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| FIC: How Not to Marry a Weasley (Charlie/Tonks) |
[27 Dec 2008|10:29am] |
To: grayglube
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: How Not to Marry a Weasley
Author: violet_quill
Pairing: Charlie/Tonks
Summary: Charlie and Tonks are at an impasse on a fundamental disagreement: she thinks she should go kick ass in Auror training, and he thinks she should be popping out red-headed babies. Guess who wins?
Rating: R
Warnings:
Author's Notes: I do hope that you like this! Your request was pretty open-ended, and somehow this was what the image of a gal strangling a bloke with her thighs inspired from me.
( How Not to Marry a Weasley )
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| FIC: Whosoever Shall be Found (Snape/Hermione/Draco) |
[26 Dec 2008|07:15pm] |
To: serpenscript
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Whosoever Shall Be Found
Author: cmwinters
Pairing(s)/Characters: Draco/Hermione/Snape
Summary: After the Dark Lord's victory, Hermione flees, but she isn't as safe as she thought.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: about 3400
Warnings: AU, dark themes, non-consensual sex
Author's notes: Many thanks to r_becca for running a fabulous fest I always get such enjoyment out of (and for her infinite patience) and also to a certain someone (*COUGH*) for the last-second beta. >.>
( Whosoever Shall Be Found )
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| ART: Nice Work, Evans (James/Lily) |
[26 Dec 2008|01:26pm] |
To: glockgal
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Nice Work, Evans
Artist: twilightsorcery
Pairing: James/Lily
Summary: For some people, taking down Death Eaters qualifies as foreplay.
Rating: R
Warnings: some minor violence
Artist's notes: glockgal - I had a great time working on your request. I hope you like it! Thanks so much to r_becca for yet another great fest.
( WARNING: NON-WORKSAFE ARTWORK )
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