Follow up to Ted Wank.
Does it sound like he's backpedalling a bit to anyone else?

Dear Ted:
I used to think you were totally awesome, but since you were recently hating on Elijah Wood...not cool, man. Check the mirror before going on air, and maybe you won't look so much like a poseur-metro hit by a bus. But if it makes you feel any better, you give Ryan Seacrest a run for his money.
Jazmine

Dear Judge J.:
You were hardly alone in your pro-Elijah stance. Sorry, dudette, the Wood-man's lookin' a little too girlie-mahn for my tastes. He's hot, but he should sell it more often. (Oh, and thanks for the semi-compliment at the end--I think--but where's my Hollywood Star, already?)

And a bit of Dom/Evangeline..

Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are such the adorable couple. Really, they are. I dunno, perhaps they're the mature version of Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson?

The Lost costars absorbed the off-Broadway sensation Slava's Snowshow recently. New Yawk, of course. Dominic was flaunting a brown blazer and scruff--so much more smart and stylish and just damn sensible than that nonsense Elijah is prone to wearing lately, but, per usual, I digress. Evangeline, also stylin', appeared in a too sweet sundress and denim jacket.

Now, here's what wasn't so chic: After the feel-good show, the perhaps-childish duo slipped out of the Union Square Theater and proceeded to skip down the street.

Are they putting us on? Or is that stuff for real?