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Follow up to Ted Wank.

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Thu, 19 May 2005 03:54:15 GMT

Does it sound like he's backpedalling a bit to anyone else?

Dear Ted:
I used to think you were totally awesome, but since you were recently hating on Elijah Wood...not cool, man. Check the mirror before going on air, and maybe you won't look so much like a poseur-metro hit by a bus. But if it makes you feel any better, you give Ryan Seacrest a run for his money.
Jazmine

Dear Judge J.:
You were hardly alone in your pro-Elijah stance. Sorry, dudette, the Wood-man's lookin' a little too girlie-mahn for my tastes. He's hot, but he should sell it more often. (Oh, and thanks for the semi-compliment at the end--I think--but where's my Hollywood Star, already?)

And a bit of Dom/Evangeline..

Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are such the adorable couple. Really, they are. I dunno, perhaps they're the mature version of Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson?

The Lost costars absorbed the off-Broadway sensation Slava's Snowshow recently. New Yawk, of course. Dominic was flaunting a brown blazer and scruff--so much more smart and stylish and just damn sensible than that nonsense Elijah is prone to wearing lately, but, per usual, I digress. Evangeline, also stylin', appeared in a too sweet sundress and denim jacket.

Now, here's what wasn't so chic: After the feel-good show, the perhaps-childish duo slipped out of the Union Square Theater and proceeded to skip down the street.

Are they putting us on? Or is that stuff for real?

The Return of the Supah seekrit fotos....

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Mon, 16 May 2005 20:13:39 GMT

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/english/forum/threaded/trolls/newbies/gossip/all/page-1/thread/1511149/page-1

Elijah gets ripped by Ted C.

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Thu, 12 May 2005 21:37:51 GMT

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/cauth/Archive2005/050512.html
I brought this here because I expect some wank from somewhere about the fact Ted has him in the "In the closet" column. And also, no matter what you think of Elijah's physique or style, Ted is as always a wank all his own.

Cheking something.

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Fri, 30 Apr 2004 23:27:35 GMT

Lalala

Kinda OT...But wanky..

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Sun, 31 Aug 2003 23:39:46 GMT

I ran across this and I nearly wet myself laughing. I guess it's on topic if you consider the gay imagery and pics with Elijah completely feminized. The tinhats would be so proud..Very funny manips(and the original picture is just as good. Man Elijah has creepy eyes sometimes)

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=631139

Forgive me for beating a dead horse...

jubilie17@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 17:36:50 GMT

But this was in the last thread and I didn't want it to get buried.

Another of MsA's rambles on Sean's mental health

In fact, what I think is far more damaging to him is not an assumption that he bears burdens from his childhood, but an assumption that he bears *no* burdens like that and that his public image of being Mr. Perfect Family Guy is all there is to him. Granted, it's a pedestal he's created himself, but it does him no favors for fans to put blinders on and worship him as St. Sean. For the kinds of issues it appears he has, such worship only makes things much worse, because it creates an impossible standard to live up to. And given how sensitive he seems to be to others' perception of him (yes, including fans) for fans to set those kinds of standards is really unsettling.

Pot meet kettle...you do the same for Dom and Elijah

I suppose maybe some fans have latched onto him as some sort of perfect daddy or husband figure-- the "Sam" they don't have in their own lives-- but expecting him to really be like that in real life is, frankly, creepy. (The same goes for people who have idealised his friendship with Elijah-- as if they're Frodo and Sam or something. Ick. )

WE idealize their relationship? No, we take what THEY have said from their own mouths. And again..pot meet kettle.

Now I have to go out no matter how hot it is..