A Voyeuristic Voicemail for Trent @ 09:16 pm
Current Mood: wicked
Current Music: Nine Inch Nails - "Sanctify"
Trent, Kevin here. I’ve left replying to your email giving me access to your checklist because…well you kept me waiting didn’t you?
I liked what I saw though. I’ve been giving what was there a lot of thought.
I know we have to wait for your tour to end. That is an unavoidable practicality. However, until then I think we need to start organising a contract. So I want you to think about what you feel should be included in it. I have a requirement to start off with. It is to be no shorter than six months duration.
Getting back to the checklist, I have something to keep you amused on that tour bus of yours. You have about 35 activities you rated as five. I want you to choose one. Your favourite. I know you will be busy with interviews after your shows, but when you get back to the tour bus one night I want you to stroke yourself off whilst thinking about that activity performed by or on me. Within one minute of coming, I want you to email me and describe to me what you thought about.
Oh, and there will be something special to do at the Rio de Janeiro gig. We couldn’t let a televised festival gig go by without some fun could we?
Enjoy the tour Trent. I certainly will.