Kate!

For having an entire thread on celebrities in fiction and no one says "rape" or "morality" or "you wouldn't like it if it happened to you".

Yay!

Update more often.

Every time I watch Lexx, I feel like I should understand what's going on, but I don't.

I still enjoy watching it, though.

It's a shame that the Starfury Conventions list is members-only, because there has been some primo wank on there recently.

"No cameras at cons!"
"You blow!"
"Fine! No more Angel conventions!"
"*whine* We love you! You're the bestest! Don't take away our cons!"
"Okay, I was just overreacting. The cons are back."

Seriously. It's worth it just to join for five minutes, read all of the past few days, and then unsubscribe. For comedy!

Just...DUDE.

I foolishly added more icons to my collection, because I was bored.

Not that anyone will see this. Because my friends page is down, so I'm a-guessin' other friendspages are down.

Oh well. Watch the Summerisle villagers DANCE!

Heh. Random, yes.

But we bought Tera, Tera, Tera recently, and we were watching it, and, okay, Tera Patrick is hot even after getting implants because she got good ones that aren't too obviously fake, and if you just stick to the Tera Patrick scenes and ignore the "Tera's Fantasies" bits, you'll really quite enjoy it.

But, okay, dude. Tera has a contract now that she only does girl-girl, solo, or with her husband. Who is called Spyder Jones in the porn, but it's Evan Seinfeld. Who was Jaz Hoyt in OZ. So, okay, I've seen him naked. It's OZ, you end up seeing everyone naked at least once. But now...well, I've seen more than enough of him.

Wow.

There's one thing I don't get about the movie, though. They kept on spitting on people. Not like, in their faces or anything like that, but during oral sex, just a lot of spitting. Which is strange. And bizarre. And kind of a turn-off for me. Bleck.

Also, there's regular condom use. Not all the time, but often enough to notice. Which is nice. And the threesome at the end with Tera, Evan, and Savannah? Fabulous.

And I'm discussing this here rather than in my livejournal because my mother reads my livejournal. Do I need to say more?

Never has this seemed more appropriate.

Someone put a bag over my head please. This chicken pox thing sucks.

Who knew there really was a Tin Hat Centre?

JournalFen sent me email wishing me a happy birthday.

Awwww. The software cares!

Every time I see Sarah T's name, I just end up thinking...

"She still has my copy of 'The Wish'! Damnit!"

Just sitting there, swearing to high heaven, screeching about Horatio Caine.

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up! You no good sanctimonious prick!

Jay Mohr on CSI: Miami is quite possibly the most wrong thing in the universe.

Hello

Welcome to G---- W------- -- the world's best manufacturer of metal and plastic m---------- and publisher of table top w------- systems.

The next few pages should answer some of your questions and give you all the information you need to settle into G---- W------- quickly.

First, a bit about where we come from. From humble origins, G---- W------- now spans the globe with businesses on every continent except South America. Where once the sun never set on the British Empire, now the sun never sets on a G---- W------- store. We have over 2,500 employees in factories, warehouses, studios, offices, and shops worldwide.

It's a great success story -- and the thing that maintains that success story is the attitude all our staff have at work. The attitude you have.

G---- W------- is a characterful and unusual place to work -- and, being blunt, it doesn't suit everybody. We're enthusiastic about the company and the products we make. We love them and we tell anyone who cares to listen just that. We have no time for cynics, whiners or time wasters. We focus very hard on quality both with our products and customer service. We never forget that the hobbyists who buy our products pay our wages. We like to solve problems our own way and will expect high standards of both work and effort. If a job needs doing no one is too proud to muck in and help do it.

Survival Tips

Having said all that I ought to give you a few tips that will help you survive the first few hectic months.

Firstly, be honest and natural. All we want is your full commitment to the company and the people in it. Don't try to impress people, don't pretend to be what you are not -- you will be found out. If you can't do something, say so. There's no shame in it. If you can do something, volunteer.

Secondly, be loyal. To begin with this is not a two way street. We demand your loyalty right from day one. As time goes by and you prove yourself you will find the company will be loyal to you.

Thirdly, it is worth finding out about the hobby. Find out why so many of our staff are obsessed by it. I'm not saying you have to learn to play and paint if you don't already, although that wouldn't hurt, but it will be very useful to educate yourself about what goes on and why.

Fourthly, don't confuse our casual dress code and relaxed manner with sloppy standards in thought or behavior.

Finally, don't be put off by the fact that most of the staff don't 'switch off' from work in the evenings. Remember that they love what they do and it would be cruel to ask them not to talk about work at any time. In fact it would be better if you got in the habit of doing so.

Training

In a company as unusual as G---- W-------, it isn't possible to guarantee that we will train you in everything you will need to do your job as well as we expect -- but we will try. We have staff whose sole interest is your development -- get to know who they are and make sure they know what you think you do.

Prospects

There are almost unlimited promotion prospects for those who truly want them and show the right capabilities and devotion to the company. Only your attitude and your abilities will determine who well you get on -- nothing else matters.

What is in your heart is paramount -- it's all here if you really want it.

I dicked around with my icons and then dicked around with my userinfo and then dicked around with my style and then dicked around with my interests and then just dicked around.

If I did any more dicking, you'd have to test me for y-chromosomes.

backfromspace's fantastico bitchfest flamewar wank a-go-go is the best. thing. evah.

If I were a gay male, I'd be gettin' my ass right over to his house.

Who decided that I'd get deathmatched?

I don't even pay attention to anything anymore. I'm off in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

To prove it, here is my new favorite icon:



Woooo yeah!