Tasted the whole worm - For your boggling pleasure

Mar. 3rd, 2007

11:31 pm - For your boggling pleasure

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The "shit test", from Fast Seduction.

According to the Fast Seducers, a "shit test" is where an attractive woman subconciously tests men to categorize them as beta-males or alpha-males, so she can ignore the beta-males and concentrate on the alpha-males. She does this by categorizing any man who displays Earth Logic as a beta-male/wimp/pawn, so the best way to show your alpha-male status and land the hot chicks is to drink deeply from the fountain of batshit. For instance:

ST: "What do you do for a living?"
WHY: She is demonstrating that she can SCREEN or QUALIFY you.
A1: "I clone humans"
A2: "I produce (x-trait of hers) fetish porn.. I'm looking for new actresses"
(break into Kooper C&F frames, and pretend that you're a pimp and she's your
latest girl)
A3: "Guess" (HOOP THEORY, make her jump through the hoop first before you tell
her)
EFFECT: Demonstrates to her that you will NOT be screened. Demonstrates
alphaness, because it subtley says "I'm here to sex you, not support you, so it
doesn't matter"
Right. It's not like it could be that the woman is showing an interest in you and trying to learn more about you. Or that she's looking for a topic of conversation, because you can't talk about the weather all the time. Nor will make her think that you have something to hide or anything. She's clearly just looking for someone with which to have a one night stand, so your job is simply irrelevant.

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From:[info]ashenmote
Date:March 4th, 2007 02:07 pm (UTC)
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For maximum effect you say you produce human clone fetish porn and then punch someone in the face like that one Alpha Gandalf on Otf recommended a while back.
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From:[info]breecita
Date:March 4th, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
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You may have hit upon the ultimate pick-up line. Gosh, I doubt I could resist!
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