So, I was blog-Googling about the swine flu and Oscillococcinum (the ridiculous homeopathic flu remedy made from duck liver (no really)) and found this:
Wash your hands often with a natural (vs antibacterial) soap.
What the hell is a natural soap? Soap that comes out of soap mines? Soft-soap pits that trapped woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers?