Tasted the whole worm

Police worker fired for backing psychic investigations claims religious discrimination

2009-11-16T02:39:42Z

A police trainer who was sacked for believing that officers should use psychics to solve crimes is going to court to prove he was the victim of religious discrimination.

khym_chanur @ 2009-10-16T21:58:00

2009-10-16T22:01:59Z

A response to the UK gag order business:

CARTER-RUCK TO SUE EVERYONE:

LAW firm Carter-Ruck is to send you a letter telling you to shut it right now or they will have your house.

[...]

The injunctions will be posted later this week, although the firm have also threatened to sue every postman in Britain if strike action affects their delivery.

Hee!

Most insane 9/11 conspiracy theory I've ever seen

2009-08-25T11:50:36Z

Explosives were planted in the building when it was constructed, 32 years before 9/11.

*headdesk*

If you feel like banging your head against the wall...

2009-08-21T01:18:40Z

... go read some of the threads in Mothering.com's vaccination forum. As an example, from a comment in this thread:

Anyway, I already know that the people who first get this [H1N1] vaccine are probably going to get sick with who knows what and then hopefully they will pull it from the market.

That's right, she already knows that it's going to make people sick.

*sigh*

And then this comment:

This could be the vaccine that will totally destroy any believe in the vaccine program. Gardasil has been a good start! [thumbs-up smiley]

*headdesk*

khym_chanur @ 2009-08-20T23:41:00

2009-08-20T06:44:05Z

From the Net Nanny site: "How Porn Turns Strong Men into Weaklings"

So, what does porn do to women? Put hair on their chests?

Evolution of lactation

2009-08-12T23:21:38Z

This is three years old, but still interesting: there's good evidence that lactation got its start with the secretion of anti-bacterial stuff onto the skin, developed into delivering the anti-bacterial stuff to the offspring, and lastly added the nutritional value. Quoting from the article: "Milk is actually a kind of anti-microbial snot mixed in with a lot of fat and sugar." Hee! I wonder what the Boob Nazis would think of that.

Anti-vax stupidity

2009-08-05T03:36:12Z

I just came across a bit of anti-vax stupidity so out-there I just had to share it:

And yes, vaccines harm the natural gut flora greatly, especially the Hep B given right when the flora is laying down.

You moron, Hep B is a virus, so it's impossible for it to be a part of anyone's gut flora! Augh!!!

Risk management irony

2009-08-05T01:28:10Z

Hee!

The "my room-mate/sibling was using my computer!" excuse...

2009-07-28T09:20:15Z

... used in a argument over raw milk vs pasteurized milk.

Alt-med take on Illuminati type conspiracy-mongering

2009-06-27T00:27:38Z

You know the Caduceus, two snakes wrapped around a wing-topped staff, often associated with medicine? Well, Mike Adams of NaturalNews.com has done a "the pyramid with a floating eye is a sign of the Conspiracy" type analysis of the Caduceus. Y'see, the Caduceus is the symbol of Hermes, who is the god of liars and thieves, plus the snake is associated with evil because of the story of the Fall from Eden, so the Caduceus symbol subconsciously indoctrinates medical students into being evil, thieving liars. (Which totally ignores the fact that the actual symbol of doctors is the Rod of Asclepius, the god of medicine, and we only now associate the Caduceus with medicine because the 19th century U.S. army confused the two symbols)

Also, one of the sources that he uses to support his argument is David Icke, who claims that the world is secretly ruled by reptilian humanoids. Good times, good times.

High-roller threatens to sue US casino for bad feng shui

2009-06-25T21:18:33Z

A Taiwanese man who lost two million US dollars in Las Vegas is threatening to sue the casino for using feng shui to cause his losing streak, a report here said Saturday. [link]

Ugh, some of the things you find on Age of Autism

2009-06-03T01:45:28Z

From this Age of Autism post:

1) The polio epidemic wasn't that bad (said by someone who actually had polio!)

2) Mother Nature intends for us to catch infectious diseases. Everything we do to avoid catching them merely forces bacteria and viruses to evolve into stronger and stronger strains, until eventually we'll all be catching them again, except we'll be worse off because they'll have developed into super bacteria and viruses. So, in the long run, it's better to avoid using vaccines and antibiotics and for humanity to simply take its lumps.

Flight 1549 conspiracy

2009-06-01T00:59:24Z

So, remember Flight 1549, the airplane that had to make an emergency landing in the Hudson river? Well this nutcase thinks that there's some sort of conspiracy about it. He then refuses to believe a bunch of professional pilots when they tell him that there's absolutely no conspiracy going on.

Hee!

Quantum mechanics humor

2009-05-17T22:13:28Z

"My colleagues and I have been trying to reanimate the corpse of Werner Heisenberg, but every time a lightning storm comes around and we get to run the experiment, he just doesn't stay coherent, and he collapses back into his ground state." [from here]

Hee!

khym_chanur @ 2009-05-16T02:14:00

2009-05-16T09:15:39Z

Ask your doctor if PANEXA is right for you:

PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two separate feet (2SF), the dosage of PANEXA should be doubled to ensure that twice the number of pills are being consumed. PANEXA can also be utilized to decrease the risk of death caused by not taking PANEXA, being beaten to death by oscelots, or death relating from complications arising from seeing too much of the color lavender. Epileptic patients should take care to ensure tight, careful grips on containers of PANEXA, in order to secure their contents in the event of a seizure, caused by PANEXA or otherwise.

You know those direct-to-consumer drug ads?

2009-05-05T00:14:15Z

A funny result of them:

One of my coworkers has a 6 year old son who told his pediatrician, "TV said I should ask you if Cialis is right for me." [here]

khym_chanur @ 2009-05-01T18:26:00

2009-05-02T01:21:39Z

So, I was blog-Googling about the swine flu and Oscillococcinum (the ridiculous homeopathic flu remedy made from duck liver (no really)) and found this:

Wash your hands often with a natural (vs antibacterial) soap.

What the hell is a natural soap? Soap that comes out of soap mines? Soft-soap pits that trapped woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers?

Fun with Google translate

2009-04-25T13:47:33Z

There's an apocryphal tale of a computer translating from English to Russian the phrase "The spirit is will, but the flesh is weak", then back again into English, resulting in "The vodka is good but the meat is rotten". I tried this on Google translate with English -> Japanese -> English and got "The spirit and the flesh will be weak in places." Other phrases:

"Read my lips: no new taxes" -> "Read my lips: new taxes"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -> "I did not have sexual relations with women"

These would probably be less funny if I'd had more sleep recently.

khym_chanur @ 2009-03-24T19:07:00

2009-03-25T02:03:08Z

Just came across this zinger:

.. consulted the well-known PR firm, When You're in a Hole, Grab a Shovel and Dig Yourself In Deeper.

Hee!

Holy crap

2009-03-01T11:08:30Z

So there's this person giving medical advice who says that that the hydrochloric acid in your stomach isn't there to help digest food, but is instead a toxic waste product, and that the stomach lining actually secretes antacids to counteract the acidity of the food that you eat. And this guy has a PhD.

I'm a shill!

2009-02-26T23:22:46Z

I was arguing against anti-vaccination people in comments on some News Week articles, and one of them accused me of being a shill, specifically of working for either News Week or the CDC.

Hee!

khym_chanur @ 2009-02-13T23:38:00

2009-02-14T07:35:52Z

Tangentially related to the recent court finding on the MMR/autism (non)-link, here's a blog entry about a "vaccines cause autism" advocate who supports going to book-stores and reshelving pro-vaccination books so that people won't be able to find them.

Guh.

khym_chanur @ 2008-11-04T17:16:00

2008-11-05T01:15:04Z

The cast of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (So Long, Mr. Despair)
celebrates Erection Day here.

Left-wing loony conspiracy theorizing

2008-11-02T00:19:14Z

Combine Dick Cheney's... interesting interpretations of the Constitution ("I'm not a member of the Executive branch, really!") with some left-wing loony conspiracy mongering ("The U.S. government blew up the Towers with explosives!") for some facetious prognostication: on December 15 Bush and/or Cheney has all of the members of the Electoral College murdered in a way to make it look like a coordinated terrorist attack. On December 16 the White House announces that since the constitution says (paraphrased):

Electors chosen on Election Day meet in their respective state capitals on the first Monday after the second Wednesday in December

that December 15 is the only day that the Electoral College can vote on the new president, so now that that day has passed no one can be elected president this election cycle. Since a president can't serve more than two terms Bush will step down and Cheney will be the president for the next 4 years.

khym_chanur @ 2008-10-31T02:24:00

2008-10-31T09:21:07Z

TV Tropes is going up and down like a freaking yo-yo. *grumbles*