three beers and a whole lotta lube

Still alive
But not

kiltslave anymore. I'm now lovelokest over on LJ (for however long it is until they kick all of us bad, NC-17 writers off). In the next few days I plan to backup all of my fic from LJ over here.

Whee, fun! And now, I have to go for a team meeting at work before the joys of homework (ow, my brain it hurts from Genetics) and hopefully having time to watch at least one ep of Professionals. Oh Bodie, you are SO PRETTY.

Though making it out the door is being hampered ever so slightly by a kitten on my bed.

Current Mood: Fan-Tabulous

FIC: Going Once (SGA, John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, PG-13)
Title: Going Once
Author: lovelokest
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1000 words
Warnings: Gratuitous use of leather pants/bodices
Archive: Knock yourself out, just let me know so I can look!
Disclaimer: I don't own them, if I did they wouldn't wear any clothes. Ever. Except maybe leather.
Summary: An off-world mission doesn't go quite as planned as John is put on the auction block.
Author's Notes: Written for the Blame Someone Else Challenge:

lovelokest will be blamed for notpoetry's request -- John finds himself suddenly up on the auction block on an alien world ... and the team as a whole have to pool their resources to get him back. But there are rules about what owners do with their slaves ... (John/Rodney/Teyla/Ronon)

Many many thanks to

bipagan for the beta job! In my mind, she is the reason John is up on the auction block ;).

( Going Once... )

Comment fic (John/Rodney, NC-17)
I was poking through my fic folder and found this. I wrote it a couple months ago and posted it in a comment in, I think,

30toseoul's journal. 450 words of pure porn.

( PWP this way! )

FIC: The Plan (due South, RayK/Fraser)
Wow, you know you have ADD when you forget about fic that you've written! I found a few old fics I wrote as

kiltslave, I'll post them all over the next few days.

First up is:

Title: The Plan
Author: lovelokest, written as

kiltslave in August 2003.
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Ray Kowalski/Benton Fraser
Rating: G
Length: ~950
Summary: Extreme times call for extreme measures. From the strangest of places.

Author's Notes: Thanks to

ardent_muses and

justacat for a quick betas! This wouldn't be half of what it is without their help. Ardent helped catch British-ims along with flow issues and Justacat cracked that grammar whip. Written for the

contrelamontre couch challenge.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't own 'em. The Pauls and Alliance own 'em, I'm just playing.
Time: 45 minutes.

( The Plan )

FIC: Just Like that Old Time Rock and Roll (Molly Parker/Hugh Dillon/Callum Keith Rennie)
Author: lovelokest
Title: Just Like That Old Time Rock and Roll
Fandom: Canadian actor RPF
Pairing: Molly Parker/Hugh Dillon/girl!Callum Keith Rennie
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Old triangle, new position.
Beta: By the fabulous

fairestcat.

Author's note: Inspired by

izzybeth's Untitled genderfuck on

rps_advent. Pure porn.

( Just Like That Old Time Rock and Roll )

FIC: The Life Before This (CKR/David Hewlett)
Fandom and Pairing: Canada! Callum Keith Rennie/David Hewlett
Prompt: Three beer queer
Your name:

lovelokest
Fic title: The Life Before This
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1900 words
Disclaimer: Fake, oh god, so fake.
Author's notes: Written for

rps_advent.

Stonking good beta job by

fairestcat. The title is blatantly ripped off from the movie both actors were in.

Summary: The night air is cool as they step outside, Toronto humming with life around them. Callum's face glows orange from the fluorescent lights as he unlocks his car. "Here, I'll give you a ride, save you the cab fare."

( The Life Before This )

FIC: Beowulf, updated
Title: Beowulf, updated
Fandom: Beowulf
Rated: PG-13
Length: ~1200 words
Written for:

jadelennox in the

yuletide 2006 Challenge. My prompt was Beowulf/Unferth and I tried my damnedest to slash them but failed. AU.
Author's note: Huge, huge thanks to

sageness for the excellent last minute beta. Thanks to

bipagan and

fairestcat for brainstorming and alpha reading.

Summary: The break room silenced when Beowulf entered, everyone except one had hopeful expressions clear on their faces -- apparently his reputation had preceded him.

( Beowulf, updated )

FIC: Hearts, Love and Honor (John/Rodney, PG)
Title: Hearts, Love and Honor
Author:

lovelokest
Rating: PG
Pairing: John/Rodney
Category: Schmoop, angst
Length: ~2400 words
Spoilers: Phantoms
Author's notes: Big, huge thanks to

lallybroch for last minute beta and to

fairestcat and

bipagan for alpha reading and brainstorming. Any remaining mistakes are mine own. The title was stolen from a song by The Headstones.
A/N 2: Written for the Mystery Schmoop Week challenge at

undermistletoe and proves that I can't write schmoop without hurting someone first.

Summary: He liked it here, so different than the comfort of cold, dead Antarctica and so much more right. His chest swelled as he took a deep breath of air, feeling the life of the place fill him and surge through his body, a worthy balm to his soul. He let himself be in the moment, soil beneath his toes and sky above his head.

( Hearts, Love and Honor )

FIC: Suck (John/Rodney, kink)
Title: Suck
Author:

lovelokest
Rating: NC-17
Category: Kink, D/s, PWP
Length: ~1000 words
Author's notes: Big, huge thanks to

fairestcat for the beta and thanks to

bipagan and

fairestcat for alpha reading.

Summary: Gun!kink. The floor was hard and cold under Rodney's knees. He flexed his hands, testing his bindings, feeling the rough slide of the rope against the bare skin of his back.

( Suck )

SGA Genderswap snippet
Written in

bluebrocade's LJ to wish her happy birthday. SGA, John/Rodney, PG-ish.

( Untitled genderswap )

FIC: Here and Now (John/Rodney)
Story Title: Here and Now
Author:

lovelokest
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for

superpornsunday. Thanks to

fairestcat for the quick beta!

( Here and Now )

FIC: Tied (John/Rodney, kink)
Title: Tied
Author:

lovelokest
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1200 words
Category: PWP, light D/s, light bondage
Author's Notes: Written for

antares04a in the

kinkofthemonth stalker challenge
Big thanks to

wolfshark for the beta and thanks to

bipagan and

fairestcat for alpha reading.

Summary: "Open your eyes Rodney - I want you to watch me as I tie you up."

( Tied )

FIC: In Sickness and in Health (John/Rodney)
Title: In Sickness and in Health
Author:

lovelokest
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP
Spoilers: Tiny ones for Sunday.
Length: ~1200 words
Author's Note: Written for the

sga_flashfic Sickness Challenge. Thanks to

fairestcat for the last minute beta and to

melagan for inspiration and encouragement.

Summary: It was just typical really, two days into their first real vacation and he got stuck in bed with a sinus infection.

( In Sickness and in Health )

FIC: Affirmation (Rodney/Teyla)
Title: Affirmation
Author:

lovelokest
Pairing: Rodney/Teyla
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP
Spoilers: Grace Under Pressure, Submersion
Length: ~1200 words
Author's Notes: Written for the International Fuzzy Bathrobe Challenge at

3daychallenge. Thanks to

fairestcat for the beta!

Summary: The chiming of his door pulled Rodney from a restless sleep. Blinking awake, he glanced at the clock next to his bed and heaved himself out of bed as the door chimed again.

( Affirmation )

FIC: Fire in My Heart (SGA, Rodney/Teyla)
Title: Fire in My Heart
Your name:

lovelokest
Recipient's name:

kuwdora
Pairing: Rodney/Teyla
Rating: NC-17
Length: 3,700 words
Warnings: Angst, porn
Prompts used: Angst of any kind/love seeing them build a relationship
Spoilers: The Return, Part 1
Author's Notes: Thanks to

fairestcat and

bipagan for being sounding boards and reading as it was written, thanks to

bipagan and

taeli for the beta.

Written for

sticksandsnark.

Summary: "I, uh, I just wanted to do this." He kissed her lips lightly, turned, and walked briskly away.

Stunned, Teyla stared after him and touched her lips.

( Fire in My Heart )

FIC: Fit to be Tied (SGA, Rodney/Teyla)
Title: Fit to be Tied
Author:

lovelokest
Recipient:

cryptocat
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1550 words
Prompt used: Explicit content
Warnings: Somewhat kinky with D/s and bondage.
Author's Notes: Pinch hit for

sticksandsnark. Thanks to

fairestcat for the beta and title. My dear, you rock so hard.

Summary: "Do you want it, Rodney?" Teyla asked, circling around him slowly, thoughtfully.

( Fit to be Tied )

FIC: All in a Day's Work (RayK/Fraser)
Title: All in a Day's Work
Author:

lovelokest
Prompt: Tan
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~850 words
Notes: Many thanks to

beledibabe for the beta!

All in a Day's Work

Also: OMG! I WROTE (AND FINISHED) A DUE SOUTH FIC! For the first time since '03. \o/!

FIC: The Language of Silence (John/Rodney, kink)
Title: The Language of Silence
Author:

lovelokest
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Something involving gags!
Length: ~1000 words
Author's notes: Written for

svmadelyn's Kink/Cliche Challenge, so this is more than a bit kinky ;). Thanks to

fairestcat for the last minute beta!

( The Language of Silence )

FIC: The Morning After (RayK/Fraser)
Title: The Morning After
Author:

lovelokest
Pairing: RayK/Fraser
Rating: G
Word Count: ~400 words
Notes: Written for the

ds_flashfiction First Line Challenge, I was assigned

wolf_naked's first lines. Thanks to

fairestcat for the speedy beta.

Also, the world might end. I've written two dS fics in as many weeks! *checks the sky for falling debris*

The Morning After

FIC: Just an Old Fashioned Love Song (SG1, Jack/Daniel)
Title: Just an Old Fashioned Love Song
Author:

lovelokest
Length: ~2800 words
A/N 1: Written for

xfirefly9x in the Jack/Daniel Ficathon IV with the prompts of off-world and dream(s).
A/N 2: Thanks to

fairestcat for brainstorming, the stonking good beta job and the summary. Huge thanks also to

bipagan,

fairestcat,

izzybeth and the rest of the SciFi Friday crew for getting me back into SG1.

Summary: Aliens made them get married. The rest they did on their own.

( Just an Old Fashioned Love Song )