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And a joyful noise was made unto the...

Right. So, friends only. It was a tough decision and one that I'm certain affected the world at large, but a body's got to do what a body's got to do. This journal is some serious business.

Tomorrow - or today, if you're a brit - is knw 's 21st birthday and while it was my fondest wish to present her with AtoRyo fanart that I worked and slaved over, it was simply not meant to be. Most because I can barely draw stick-figures. In light of my own pitiful shortcomings, I negotiated a trade with good_chaser, who I'm sure most of you know and admire for her beautiful AtoTez artwork. She drew the lovely AtoRyo that I am incapable of and - in return - I wrote a story for her that has been kicking around in my head for quite a long time. Thanks, Mon, for hooking up with me. It was well worth the time spent, I'd say.

It took both of us months to actually get started wrap this project up, but fortunately, we managed to come through. :D And so here are the results! Kayla, I hope you have a lovely birthday. We've come a long way and I value our friendship very much. Even though you're a self-righteous, argumentative wench much of the time. Ehehe. Kidding. Sort of. ♥

Also, it amuses me greatly that while this whole livejournal obscenity thing was going on, I was writing chan. Well, of a sort. To that end, I'm linking to the fic - which is archived elsewhere. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Title: Svengali
Pairing: Sakaki/AtoTez
Rating: R for suggestive themes only
Summary: Love takes many, many forms. Some of them, however, are nothing more than a sickness.

You want me, Sensei.


Atobe/Ryoma ~ by good_chaser (Worksafe.)

Happy Birthday, K. Me love you long time. Hey, and I think it's alieu's birthday, too! *smoochie*

Title: strong from an emptiness
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Summary: Sectumsempra aftermath.

All right, so I caved. I'm not sure this turned out the way I wanted, but I've been so entirely uninspired lately that I'm willing to try anything. I feel like I can't get a hard-on. It's a terrible feeling. In any event, I hope some of you manage to wring some enjoyment out of this. I think it made me feel a little better, but the jury's still out. I always wanted just a bit more out of that whole sectumsempra business. Harry's a bumbling idiot, sometimes.

( and Harry dreamed )


It's after eleven and my aunt just called. I wanted to ask her if she was drunk, but she's a recovering alcoholic and that would have been mean. I'm sure she was, though. Drunk, I mean.

I can't focus. So here's some TakaFuji woobie.

( With Fuji, things never changed. )

Title: Letting the cables sleep
Pairing: Kite/Tezuka - future timeline
Rating: R
Summary: Kite tries to accustom himself to an empty bed after Rin has packed up and gone. A chance meeting with an old rival helps to ease the separation anxiety.

a/n ~ Kite and Tezuka wake up to snuzzle and Atobe wallows in self-pity and receives an unexpected visitor. Kabaji speaks. :O


First bit + second bit + third bit + fourth bit + fifth bit + sixth bit + seventh bit + eighth bit + ninth bit

( a smart man drinks alone )

Title: Brighter than the sun
Pairing: Yuuta/Mizuki
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yuuta is transparent, but he's making progress.

a/n ~ eventually, we'll get someplace. :D

( You were shiny, Yuuta-kun. )

Title: The Bible's VPL: a tale of acceptance, tennis and misplaced jealousy
Characters: Shitenhouji ensemble
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a new kid in town – and he wants to play for Shitenhouji.

A/N: I wrote this story at takewing's request for tenifriends and I really loved writing it. Missa, thanks for requesting something so good. :D Thanks, too, to reposoir for listening to me ramble on and on about it.


( You're the one I need, then. )

Title: Must have been the rain
Pairing: Yuuta/Mizuki
Rating: PG
Summary: Yuuta's umbrella is a piece of shit. Mizuki thinks it's not so bad.

a/n ~ thoughtfully prompted by chriek. I'm not the only one in a Mizuki mood.


( Perhaps we should just run for it )

Title: Better to do
Pairing: None, really.
Rating: R
Summary: Longbottom jerks it.

a/n ~ I can't write HP. But shikishi wanted it. And so here we are. I was listening to the Mortal Kombat soundtrack when I wrote this - don't expect too much.

( Hurry up, Neville. )

I said I was going to drabble, and I did. There will probably be more. >.>

Worksafe, witty, blahblahblah. Enjoy. :D



( Gakuto, Jiroh and new keyboards. )







( Kite, Atobe and impending weddings. )

Title: Letting the cables sleep
Pairing: Kite/Tezuka - future timeline
Rating: R
Summary: Kite tries to accustom himself to an empty bed after Rin has packed up and gone. A chance meeting with an old rival helps to ease the separation anxiety.

a/n ~ Rin's drunk, Atobe's well on his way to getting drunk and Kite and Tezuka embark on a path that will likely lead to their picking out china together.

First bit + second bit + third bit + fourth bit + fifth bit + sixth bit + seventh bit + eighth bit

( You can be my guest tonight )

I conferred with a fellow Higa fangirl. We decided that Higa gen was a good thing. There was no Tanishi, though, and that saddens me. I kinda fail. :(


( Kite made him antsy, too. )

Title: Letting the cables sleep
Pairing: Kite/Tezuka - future timeline
Rating: R
Summary: Kite tries to accustom himself to an empty bed after Rin has packed up and gone. A chance meeting with an old rival helps to ease the separation anxiety.

a/n ~ Tezuka is weak when faced with such pretty sincerity - this is what true love looks like. :D Old boyfriends make appearances - it's an angst party in here.

First bit + second bit + third bit + fourth bit + fifth bit + sixth bit + seventh bit


( Come back. )

Title: Nothing to lose ~ or Ohtori and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

Pairing(s): Ohtori/An, Ohtori/Shishido, Various
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ohtori has a lot to learn about love. A serendipitous meeting with Tachibana An gives him the courage he needs to be true to his heart.

a/n ~ You guys have probably seen this before, but I need to have it here in the event that the spluff community vanishes one day. :D

( When you love someone, you tell them )


In other news, porn will be forthcoming tonight, though I will probably just upload whatever I feel like uploading since you rat bastards couldn't pick JUST ONE.

Also, Happy Birthday, Goldie-chaaaaan! ♥


RARR ~ One of the main reasons of this post was to rec this story by lysapadin. Yukimura/Sanada AU with yakuza and smut. If I hadn't been so tired when I read it, I'd have flailed with joy and glee. Do yourself a favor and read it. :D

Title: How to Start a GSA
Pairing: Prince of Tennis ensemble. Well, and GP, sorta.
Rating: PG for racy talk about...homosekshuls.
Summary: It's always been Oishi's dream to start a Queer Student Council - he needs to be president of something, for pete's sake. :D Now he's in high school - nothing's going to stop him.

a/n ~ Crack. That's all. For my Lil-chan. ♥

( What is a GSA, exactly? )

Title: Beautiful Day
Pairing: TakaFuji
Rating: PG - R/NC-17 for future chapters
Summary: Kawamura decides to give up karate in favor of tennis. His friendship with Fuji Shuusuke offers more than he'd ever imagined and, perhaps, the single most self-defining lesson he will ever learn.

♥ Previous Chapters Here ♥


( Words meant nothing to Fuji )


I think it's about time for Akutsu to make another appearance, meself. :D

Title: Going Home
Characters: Kite Eishirou, Kai Yuujiroh
Summary: Kite is stubborn and prideful. Kai thinks he's dreamy.

a/n ~ Gen. gengengengen. Higa makes me happy.


( I've been watching you, Buchou. )

Title: Playoffs
Pairing: AkuTaka
Rating: R. Boyrubbing and Akutsu's dirty mouth.
Summary: The principal games are over. It's time for something new.

a/n ~ for many, who wanted this. :D But mainly for illogical who deserves a lot more than some boys sucking face for the week she's had.

This fic is a continuation of this.

( His name on Kawamura's lips was a dangerous, dangerous thing. )

Title: Letting the cables sleep
Pairing: Kite/Tezuka - future timeline
Rating: R
Summary: Kite tries to accustom himself to an empty bed after Rin has packed up and gone. A chance meeting with an old rival helps to ease the separation anxiety.

a/n ~ Kite can't take no for an answer and Rin's travel plans are curtailed. Ryoma continues to be more fun than a bucket of sandcrabs. :D

First bit + second bit + third bit + fourth bit + fifth bit + sixth bit

( Tezuka is my business. )


Additionally, tashigi posted this gorgeous piece of artwork without knowing what I'd written into this chapter. If she didn't already have my undying adoration, that would have done it. Words cannot express my joy and glee, but I'm sure most of you can guess.

I love Kite & Tezuka almost as much as I love Yamapi's shameless lack of underwear. ♥

Rating - R, but only because Akutsu has a dirty mouth.
Summary - Akutsu is pissed off at Kawamura.


For shikishi, who wanted it.

( Akutsu hung up again. )


Also, I'll be updating Letting the Cables Sleep in the next couple of days and I wanted to offer you all a warm-up rec in preparation for the Kite/Tezuka rabu. :D Recently I stumbled upon this shining example of brilliance and wanted to point it out. Story is by burnein & artwork is by tashigi. Some of you guys might have read this before, but I know some of you might not have and it was just too pretty not to share.

Thanks for the panties, Leah. I can't wait to see Yagyuu modeling them. :D