| Thursday, January 8th, 2009 |
pyratejenni
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2:33p |
Title: The Needs of the One Fandom: Harry Potter Warnings: It has that so-called fourth Marauder in it. You know, the unsmexy one. Rating: NS/P for No Smut/No Slash/No Pairing Disclaimer: JKR created the world and characters. Suck it up and deal. Summary: Wormtail has to make a decision. ( The Needs of the One ) |
pyratejenni
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1:42p |
I found this on my hard drive. I can't remember if I wrote it, or if someone else did and I just snagged it. Anyway, I'm posting it. If it's yours, let me know so I can credit you. :D
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Sometimes Muggle artifacts weren't all Arthur Weasley brought home from work.
Sometimes he brought home wizarding artifacts. He hadn't expected to find anything as unmagical as black roses hidden under the drawing room floor of the Malfoy house but there had been bushels of them down there. Black rose petals were only used to make satchels for keeping Doxies away from your knicker drawer. They were just terrifically unevil for a Malfoy.
The stack of bills, also found under the floorboards, told the rest of the tale. Arthur clucked his tongue in unwilling sympathy. The extensive renovations, all part of a misguided effort to turn a quite-nice house into a "manor;" the incredible amounts of cosmetics--the "Lush" bills alone would strain any man's income; the odd Muggle artifacts from "Wiccan" bookshops, whatever those might turn out to be--the Malfoys had obviously been living beyond their means for years.
Arthur had even found a veedeoh tape tucked behind a bag of crystals (for jewelry making?). It said The Craft across the top and featured scantily-clad Muggle women looking sultry. Nothing dangerous for the Ministry to take care of here. Tonks might like the veedeoh, though, and there was a witch in who made jewelry as a fund-raiser for St. Mungo’s who could use the crystals.
Of course, the real stunner had been the lockbox protected with an Out-Keeper Charm. He’d been a little confused as to why Malfoy would bother with such a thing; the Out-Keeper was something little girls used to keep snooping brothers from their diaries. Surely anything of the Dark Arts would be better protected than this! Arthur broke it easily, and opened the lockbox.
The contents were even more confusing: more lotions, and a book titled Tantric Magick. Arthur felt a twinge of disappointment. Muggles might be able to make airplanes stay up in the air, but apparently some of them couldn’t spell. He flipped through a few pages.
Arthur blinked. “Oh, my.” He flipped through a few more pages. “Really!” A pause. “You know, I think Molly would like some of these…” |
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| Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 |
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| Sunday, January 4th, 2009 |
fwgreatesthits
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6:02p |
Time Sensitive FW flashback... ...I'm asking on behalf of someone who's doing a..unique trivia contest, so there's a slight time-sensitive element.
I'm trying to find more info on the old "Fandom Unite!" LJ controversy that used "Hoist The Colors" as its theme song -- i.e., exactly what was fandom uniting about? I'm vaguely remembering details -- which of the "scrapping communities" stunts LJ pulled did it pertain to?
Thanks in advance. I'm kind of sleep-deprived and can't function too well. |
| Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 |
pyratejenni
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9:48a |
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| Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 |
breecita
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1:43a |
Okay, y'all Twitter is fucking surreal. Like, tonight I watched Greg Grunberg declare his love for Wil Wheaton in realtime and then invite him to a joint ranch dressing bubble bath.
Of course, I'm strung out and sleepy so I COULD HAVE HALLUCINATED THE WHOLE THING. |
| Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 |
breecita
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10:44a |
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the_hms_stfu
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12:57p |
Ginny Weasley - lying liar that lies Latest FAP gem - Debate: did Ginny lie about M/C (Michael/Cho)?, where people are clutching at straws and scrapping the bottom of the barrel in order to justify their hatred of Ginny (there is also wank about, well, wankiness of FAP in general). |
| Monday, December 29th, 2008 |
pyratejenni
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2:26p |
Deep Thoughts... by PyrateJenni Any movie with George Clooney in it is a good movie. |