Happy Birthday, Mr. Valentine!
(x-posted from LJ)

As Pope, High Priestess and Caterer of the Orthodox Church of Vincent Valentine, Latter-Day Goth Chicks, I'd like to wish everyone's favorite spook a very happy whatever-the-fuck birthday. In honor of the Patron Saint of Angsty Melodrama (and gorgeous hair!), I'll share a terrible filk I wrote years ago back when I still did that sort of thing. To the tune of "Bela Lugosi's Dead", I give you...



Black on black translucent red capes
Back on the rack
Vincent Valentine's dead

Hojo's left the Shinra Mansion
The victim has been bled
Black velvet lines the purple box

Vincent Valentine's dead
Vincent Valentine's dead
Undead undead undead
Undead undead undead

The Sephiroth clones file past his tomb
Cursed by Hojo's nightmares
Lucretia left too soon
Locked in a basement room
The Turk

Vincent Valentine's dead
Vincent Valentine's dead
Vincent Valentine's dead
Undead undead undead
Undead undead undead
Undead

Poor Vincent
Vincent's undead
Poor Vincent