urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:kylenne kylenne kylenne 2007-09-19T20:10:37Z urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:kylenne:1253 2007-09-19T20:10:37Z 2007-09-19T20:10:37Z If they're true, it looks like a shark jump of Saga rules Krynn/World of Darkness proportions.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />Copypasta from the Realms mailing list.<br /><br />"Although this has already been revealed in the novels, most of the Drow<br />gods have been axed. All that's left is Lolth, Eilistraee, and<br />Ghaunadaur. Later Ghaunadaur is attacked by Lolth and moves to the Deep<br />Caverns.<br /><br />And in 1383 a bunch of dwarven deities bite it. Gorm, Heala, Laduguer,<br />and Deep Duerra die in battle with each other. The book says that<br />Hammergrim "disperses" into the Astral. To me, that sounds like it<br />breaks off from the Fiendish Planes and is toast.<br /><br />In 1384 DR, Tyr kills Helm in a romantic misunderstanding over the heart<br />of Tymora. Though nothing can be proved, the gods believe that Cyric is<br />somehow involved in Helm's death.<br /><br />In 1385 DR, With help from Shar, Cyric murders Mystra in Dweomerheart,<br />destroying the plane and Savras, as well as sending Azuth and Velsharoon<br />into the Astral plane. Cyric gets put under "house Arrest" for the next<br />1000 years by Ao.<br /><br />Magic bursts from the bonds of the Weave. Thousands of mages are driven<br />insane or destroyed, and the very substance of the world becomes mutable<br />beneath the veils of azure fire that dance across the sky.<br /><br />Finally, we have the Spellplague. Apparently many planes are "shifted"<br />or destroyed. The book states that only the greater gods can protect<br />their respective planes from the destruction. I think this might mean<br />that some of the lesser [and intermediate] gods might not make it.<br /><br />The last sentence of the book says that the Weave is destroyed and the<br />"old world" ends and a new one begins. What that means is anybody's guess."<br /><br />Thoughts? I think this would be a cool AU (though in my campaign Vhaeraun isn't dead, dammit), but an odd direction to take canon. Considering the braintrust at WotC these days, this is shaping up to be Time of Troubles on crack. urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:kylenne:569 2005-10-13T17:51:03Z 2005-10-13T17:51:03Z (x-posted from LJ)<br /><br />As Pope, High Priestess and Caterer of the Orthodox Church of Vincent Valentine, Latter-Day Goth Chicks, I'd like to wish everyone's favorite spook a very happy whatever-the-fuck birthday. In honor of the Patron Saint of Angsty Melodrama (and gorgeous hair!), I'll share a terrible filk I wrote years ago back when I still did that sort of thing. To the tune of "Bela Lugosi's Dead", I give you...<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />Black on black translucent red capes<br />Back on the rack<br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br /><br />Hojo's left the Shinra Mansion<br />The victim has been bled<br />Black velvet lines the purple box<br /><br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br />Undead undead undead<br />Undead undead undead<br /><br />The Sephiroth clones file past his tomb<br />Cursed by Hojo's nightmares<br />Lucretia left too soon<br />Locked in a basement room<br />The Turk<br /><br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br />Vincent Valentine's dead<br />Undead undead undead<br />Undead undead undead<br />Undead<br /><br />Poor Vincent<br />Vincent's undead<br />Poor Vincent urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:kylenne:491 2005-09-14T17:30:26Z 2005-09-14T17:32:58Z So it doesn't look like I'm solely using this to access the wank comms, which of course I totally am. I'm a hardcore FF fangirl from way back, and can wank with the best of them myself. I realize I'm a big dork, and accept the fact that I sound stupid most of the time.<br /><br />More to come if I'm not feeling too lazy.