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| User: | land_shark (369) Flowers M'am!
::open the f*ing door you dumb biznitch! |
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| Name: | Land_Shark | |||||||||
| Bio: | "...considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Miami's Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or punch the predator in the Nose." Oh yeah! Like anything is going to stop me! Ha! | |||||||||
| Interests: | 6: campfire girls, candygrams, flowers m'am, pizza guy!, plumber m'am, telegram! | |||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||
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| Friend of: | 5: cageyklio, dande, hugsnkisses, nita, phosfate | |||||||||
| Account Type: | Free Account | |||||||||
