Chaos and Friskiness Result

lcsbanana @ 2007-08-26T14:46:00

2007-08-26T19:49:09Z

I updated my Old Skool Doctor Who Pimp Post of Doom with an entry for the Fifth Doctor. Contains text, pictures, and sample episodes which you can get links to by emailing me, and thus the circle of pimp continues.

MORE COMMENTARY GOODNESS

2007-08-14T06:29:32Z

actually i posted this to lj but since i have been bibbling on about the commentaries here, i will crosspost. EARTHSHOCK: THE COMMENTARY, or, why janet fielding needs to be my WIFE.

dsagfdnas;hgf;rajlghr;jghds

janet fielding just asked matthew waterhouse if he feared caves because they were YONIC SYMBOLS. yes, yonic, HER WORDS. omg i love this cast more than ANYONE EVER IN THE WORLD

and peter davison, "did you have botox on your lips, matthew?"

janet and sarah reminiscing over their cruel nicknames for matthew! "matte finish" ahahahahaha, oh dear.

"a hat? a nuclear hat?"

appreciative comments about the slime!

omg, they're all so rude and delightful, I LOVE IT. and i want to marry janet fielding pls. PLS.

"He's just trodden in Snyder!"

Janet being a FEROCIOUS FEMINIST, OH LOVE

"See, now you've gone down like a girl!"
"At least I didn't squeal, did I?"
"That comes later."

"See, I deserve to survive, 'cause I'm the only one ducking."

"It looks like something from a VD video, doesn't it?"

"That's no boy, that's Adric!"

....and a truly filthy joke about Adric that STARTLED me, heeeeeeeeee.

"If I can't put my hands in my pockets, I'll hold them up like this!"

"I've elected myself fashion correspondent."

"The slowest striptease in show business!"

"Well, he did write! Unfortunately, he wrote Timeflight."

"He's put his gun on green. Green is bad."

"I think this was bordering on hanky-panky in the TARDIS time!"

"That's a hell of a moustache, isn't it?"
"Well, I think that's where the performance comes from."

"What's that green light? Are you cooking something?"
"Nyssa's making a pot of soup."
"Stop making fun of my TARDIS!"

"How do you deliver a line like that? I want everybody to try that at home."

"The Doctor's basically ruined the earth!"

"There's nothing of Adric to put anything into."

"Did we not rewrite this scene?"
"No, we were just trying not to laugh."

...and now I have a stupid embarrassing thing for Adric, AS I KNEW I WOULD. I am contrary and kind of a perv and, uh, it was inevitable. *desires porns*

lcsbanana @ 2007-08-12T01:02:00

2007-08-12T06:03:01Z

SERIOUSLY mary tamm is BEST. omg. she designed this hideously shiny costume to be COMFORTABLE and not scratchy. <33333333

I love the commentaries on classic who, I just ADORE them. Tom Baker making obscene jokes about--I'm not even sure WHAT it was about but it was hilarious. the saucy jokes seem to be pretty constant, actually--oh, no, on the Survival commentary they just made rude comments about Thatcher.

"Well, horses race with only one eye...they need the normal quota of legs."

man, Tamm/Baker/director are so ENORMOUSLY self-congratulatory, I love it. Like, the Five commentaries are just mocking each other brutally, pointing out boom shadows, noting where Adric was hungover and all that. --the Two commentary I've heard is also very congratulatory but that's easier to pull off with older stuff. Plus there are sexy kilt jokes to be made.

lcsbanana @ 2007-08-11T02:14:00

2007-08-11T07:14:22Z

mary tamm's commentary on "stones of blood" is SO CUTE. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. "they build them strong on gallifrey!" love for sausage sandwiches! feminist consciousness! "cats are sometimes very quiet!"

does anyone know how i can get the update page on journalfen to LET ME CHANGE MY ICON? because...i cannot, at present, and it is v annoying >:L

lcsbanana @ 2007-08-06T00:12:00

2007-08-06T05:19:50Z

alright, there be NO RHYME NOR REASON to this, but i'm putting off packing and JF is my current Shiny Thing, so what the hell. People of the Journalfen! Do any of y'all like the Doctor Who? new or old, I do not discriminate. (unless you are one of those batshit devotees of Rosolatry--quick test! was losing rose more tragic than losing gallifrey? IF SO, YOU FAIL) but uh, in *all other respects* i have love for everyone/era/thing.

who is your favorite? who is the doctor gay for? who is the doctor HETEROGAY for? (i cannot bring myself to regard five/anyone as "straight," even if it IS a woman. and seven/ace is QUEER QUEER QUEER. and eight is--well, queer, actually, ILU BBC) if you mixed romana and b&w-era, would you actually get an explosion of awesome massive enough to consume the galaxy, or merely the solar system? is anyone here quite as batshit MADLY IN LOVE with the EDAs as i am? (must...upload...fitz icon...) does anyone listen to the audios? and feel strangely desirous for exoskeletal pr0n about c'rizz? ...no, okay, that one is just me. but anyway.

BRING IT, Y'ALL

the fail, it burns

2007-08-05T18:01:48Z

alright, i am lazy as hell, but lj has pissed me off more this time than at any point in the last SEVEN YEARS, so uh. HERE I BE. not stopping posting over there yet, because i am a pathetic hermit and the internet is my entire social life and uprooting the whole damn thing will require somewhat more provocation, but I AM READY TO DO IT. grar. etc.

ANYWAY. i guess it is now time to find out what the hell else goes on over here besides the wankage. HELLO WORLD.