lilichen

Quoted for great justice.

lilichen: KATJA
highpriestesses: VLARISA
lilichen: TEAM TWILIGHT BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF A VAMPIRE
lilichen: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO BE ~*~*DAZZLED*~*~
highpriestesses: We need Dan to be our Meowth
lilichen: I was totally thinking the exact same thing

And speaking of Vlarichka, she and I are taking the train up to San Francisco to go to the Ghirardelli Square Chocolate Festival this Sunday. I'm mapping out the routes and shit on Caltrain, because we aren't really familiar with the area, when I discover--

lilichen: WAIT WAIT WAIT
lilichen: THE TRAINS DON'T RUN ON WEEKENDS??
lilichen: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???
sakebi: WHAAAAT

I do not approve of this revelation. I just want my phone call chocolate. >:[

Damn this should not be filled with whining about my sister.

It will, however, be filled with whining.

HEY, SUDDEN BOUT SOUL-CRUSHING SELF-HATRED SO INTENSE I CAN'T SLEEP? HOW YOU BEEN?

Sister,

Stealing my clothes is one thing. Stealing the clothes my girlfriend left me is another.

But if you ever touch my purses again, I will stone cold cut a bitch.

:)

Dearest, darlingest, most precious little sister-

There is a reason people who want to recycle their cans do it separately and outside instead of in a paper bag in the kitchen.
Because you know what soda is?
Sugar water.
Do you know what ants love to drink?
Sugar water.
The colony of ants that has taken residence in our kitchen and dining rooms thanks you most graciously.
I, however, would like you to die in a fire.

-Your kind and loving big sister.