November 20th, 2008
(no subject) @ 10:48 am
Who the fuck is this moron?
November 17th, 2008
(no subject) @ 02:05 pm
Poll #426 I really want a new job :(
Open to: All, results viewable to: AllYou were just at a job interview, during which the main interviewer rambled on and on and barely asked you any questions, but was very nice. Is this:
November 14th, 2008
Can't. Stop. Laughing. @ 10:25 am
What could possibly be more inane than using your real name to write stupid shit you're embarrassed about on the internet and then deleting your LJ in a huff? Complaining to someone else about it, supposedly anonymously, and signing your "real" name to the comment.I'm dying here. Also, he gets off to this, right?
November 6th, 2008October 29th, 2008
Another reason why I'm not a people person. @ 03:54 pm
Poll #419 There's a bomb on a bus. No, wait...
Open to: All, results viewable to: AllThere's an e-mail in your inbox that requires a response. What do you do?
October 23rd, 2008
LOL @ 09:14 am
What an imbecile. What an ultra-maroon.Commenting on professionalism while (a) spamming and (b) using a smiley? PRICELESS.
October 17th, 2008
LOL @ 11:59 am
Oh ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) frequentmouse...no.
ETA: Oh, honey, no one will believe you do it on purpose. *pinches cheeks*
October 5th, 2008
Let me guess - you also don't know how to make whipped cream? @ 04:04 pm
Dear queencahoosits: Likening your mother to Sarah Palin isn't going to make me think that she, you, or your mom is any less stupid; in fact, it'll do just the opposite. Also, way to pull out the whine card when it's pointed out your comments are inane. "I knew it was a joke...I just want Republicans everywhere to know that I don't hate her! Why are you being so mean? :(" What? Seriously? I know you're not new here, even though you always have to go on and on about your thoughts on yaoi. Love, Me
September 29th, 2008September 26th, 2008
Meme, stolen from tehrin @ 07:50 pm
* Put your music player on random. * Post the first line** from the first 32 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. * Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from. * Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly. * Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is admitting you have a tiny penis, even if you're a lady. **Well, they're lines from somewhere near the beginning...
September 1st, 2008
Just curious @ 08:00 am
Has alya123whatever ever made a comment to a wank community that wasn't whining about something or other? I'm beginning to cringe in annoyance whenever I see her icon.
August 29th, 2008
THIS JUST IN! @ 08:11 am
Stephenie Meyer said "Hello" to me, waved, and walked away! Meanly!*reports to every fucking wank community*
August 26th, 2008
New Red Dwarf Episode? @ 08:57 am
August 19th, 2008
(no subject) @ 02:24 pm
Is this the dumbest question ever or am I just grumpy?
August 11th, 2008
(no subject) @ 08:03 pm
Dear photoannoyance: A county is not a town. Oh, and here's a tip: not everything you read is meant to be taken literally. Whatsamatta? Are you not being paid enough attention for your other failures?
July 29th, 2008
(no subject) @ 04:03 pm
In my meanderings today, I found a site that estimates how much your website is worth. Goatse: $6526.2 Fanhistory: $27411.5 Journalfen: $122661.9 Well, at least you're worth more than Goatse, Laura Hale.
July 15th, 2008
Say what? @ 06:50 pm
OK, who wants to explain to me why you wouldn't put soy sauce on plain white rice?
July 10th, 2008
(no subject) @ 09:27 am
Dear "friend": Not contacting me for 6+ months, then asking me on mega-short notice to hang out (which I couldn't, you know, because you asked me TWO NANOSECONDS in advance), and then making it obvious that the only reason you contacted me at all was because you wanted my old cameras for your project just makes me want to kick you in the cunt. Love, Me
July 3rd, 2008
(no subject) @ 05:20 pm
In deference to the pollsters, I saw the movie with the least votes! :P If you don't actually care if the plot makes sense and like pretty people running around, Wanted is the movie for you! (Don't get me wrong - I like the occasional "turn off your brain" action flick, and this one fit the bill admirably. I enjoyed it.) On a completely different note, how about you people who don't like race wank just scroll the fuck on by when the first two words of a wank report title on F-W say "Race Wank"? It would make me want to beat the crap out of you less often to stop your incessant whining.
July 2nd, 2008
(no subject) @ 08:10 pm
Poll #391 Since I didn't learn my lesson last time...
Open to: All, results viewable to: AllWhich movie should I see this weekend (provided it's (a) playing and (b) at a non-dumpy theater that's not in the middle of nowhere)?
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