Savagely Justified and Ancient

So.

How's life been treating you?

I've been laid off!

:(

I can't keep track of who's who in the VB saga anymore. Let's see if I'm close: VB is Turimel is Luvscharlie is Crystal Gamgee is Wankstar.

Right?

Did anyone see that Volvo commercial catering to Twimoms during V the other night? I nearly wet myself laughing.

LJ-Cuts: Not that hard.

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A friend of mine is having a combination Halloween/40th birthday party. Should I go?

Dear John Fandom_Wank:

It was nice while it lasted, but jesus christ am I sick of three-page long wank reports full of boring, unfunny shit and annoying formatting that fucks up my friends page. And boring, unfunny people making boring, unfunny comments on you. Not to mention I think I'll kill someone if I see another icon with that stupid fucking xmas tree thing in it.

If you're ever funny again, give me a call.

Love,
L_T

P.S. It's not me, it's you.

Coming home from a relaxing, computer-free vacay to a billion e-mails from a (I certainly hope it's just one) "helpful" anonymous motherfucker (who I assume is the same one who looks at my journals on an hourly basis from an anonymous proxy - thanks LJ Toys!) about some ridiculous bullcrap that's been going on in lol_meme (which I thought had been deleted or torched or something by now) is very annoying.

WHOEVER YOU ARE, STOP FUCKING EMAILING ME ABOUT LOL_MEME. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON THERE. FUCKING HELL.

Did yesterday's grudgewank get deleted? LOL.

Michael Jackson is in heaven now.

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I can't decide who's more annoying - caito or twinno. Or are they the same person? They seem like the same person. I kind of hope they're the same person, because I'd hate to think that two people like that exist in the world.

I guess I've been skipping over the Twilight wank lately, because it seems we have some new whiners afoot.

I'm sorry you guys voted for McCain, OK? WHINE ABOUT IT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING JOURNALS. OR DON'T CLICK ON THE FUCKING LINKS IF YOU THINK THEY'LL UPSET YOU THAT MUCH. FUCKING HELL. Now I'm kind of imagining them as sockpuppets for the Republican party. That would be kind of hilarious, actually.

The Doctor's new companion has been chosen. Let the whining begin!

If I get one more reply about "there are some people who tried to rewrite the Bible already!!!!", I think I'm going to have to cut a bitch.

DUH, PEOPLE. DUH.

I don't, like, do iTunes (because I find Apple annoying. I have a Walkman, OK?), so here's something for anyone who wants it:

( Whatever could it be???? )

Make sure to stay away from pretty much everyone commenting on this post, because there appears to be something very, very wrong with them.

P.S.: The Girl in the Fireplace was pretty much the only good David Tennant Doctor Who episode, sorry to say.

P.P.S.: Make sure to spell out obvious connections for clueless people in wank posts from now on.

P.P.P.S.: Are we ever going to get tags back on otf_wank? I miss making tags. :(

Boohoo! A function I don't need, and that has an alternative, doesn't work and I don't know why. My world is crushed!

I really, really tried to be nice the first time. I don't know why I bother anymore. :(

Sometimes I don't know why I try to participate in this community.