Savagely Justified and Ancient

Stephenie Meyer said "Hello" to me, waved, and walked away! Meanly!

*reports to every fucking wank community*

Neato.

Is this the dumbest question ever or am I just grumpy?

Dear photoannoyance:

A county is not a town. Oh, and here's a tip: not everything you read is meant to be taken literally.

Whatsamatta? Are you not being paid enough attention for your other failures?

In my meanderings today, I found a site that estimates how much your website is worth.

Goatse: $6526.2

Fanhistory: $27411.5

Journalfen: $122661.9

Well, at least you're worth more than Goatse, Laura Hale.

OK, who wants to explain to me why you wouldn't put soy sauce on plain white rice?

Dear "friend":

Not contacting me for 6+ months, then asking me on mega-short notice to hang out (which I couldn't, you know, because you asked me TWO NANOSECONDS in advance), and then making it obvious that the only reason you contacted me at all was because you wanted my old cameras for your project just makes me want to kick you in the cunt.

Love,
Me

In deference to the pollsters, I saw the movie with the least votes! :P

If you don't actually care if the plot makes sense and like pretty people running around, Wanted is the movie for you! (Don't get me wrong - I like the occasional "turn off your brain" action flick, and this one fit the bill admirably. I enjoyed it.)

On a completely different note, how about you people who don't like race wank just scroll the fuck on by when the first two words of a wank report title on F-W say "Race Wank"? It would make me want to beat the crap out of you less often to stop your incessant whining.

Poll #391 Since I didn't learn my lesson last time...
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which movie should I see this weekend (provided it's (a) playing and (b) at a non-dumpy theater that's not in the middle of nowhere)?

OTF has a mod queue now? LOL. Poor OTF :(

It looks like our old friend Eric Schaeffer has a new TV show. And TV Squad describes it thusly:

"The good thing about this new series is that you know in the first two minutes whether or not you are the audience the show is looking for. All you have to do is ask yourself, "Am I interested in seeing a man forced to go down on a dildo being worn by a dominatrix?" If the answer is yes, keep reading."

Can't. Stop. LOLing.

When you see the meme, quote something from Doctor Who:

"Look at the size of that thing, Doctor! It's like twenty castles in the sky!"

So, this week on Doctor Who, we have the most craptastic remake of "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" that I've ever seen*, which looks like it'll be followed by a remake of "The Puppet Masters" next week.

...So why do I still like this season better than the last season and a half combined?




*Though it was nice to see David Troughton again


~crossposted~

Why do I think it's a bit sad that a woman in a bra and panties seems to be more offensive to the pollsters than a shirtless man?

Damn it, Jim, we need more votes for Star Trek Captains! :(

(It doesn't help that Shore Leave was on TV Land this morning.)

Candid Camera was evil? Seriously? That's like saying Battle of the Network Stars gave you AIDS.

I don't know what's funnier about this wank: the butthurt adult who made the fan site or the people in the comments who have substituted other random black women for Raven-Symone in their brains.

I saw both Indiana Jones blah blah Crystal Skull and Iron Man this weekend and, shock of shocks, I liked both of them. I especially enjoyed how ( Not really spoilery, but I'll be nice )

Oh, and for those of you who are going to see Iron Man, remember to stay through the credits. There's a nice little bit at the end. :D

• If you have more than one reference to yourself in a wank report, it should probably go in i_wank.

• If you're going to (obnoxiously) use a term like "cri du coeur", fucking spell it correctly.

• If you're going to post a picture of David Bowie for (nearly) no reason, pick one where he doesn't look, well, "special".

...is anyone else really confused by all the people who've never heard the term "fest" before?

Also, why would anyone make a journal just to post this?