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[Feb. 9th, 2007|02:02 am] |
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*dusts this thing off*
I wonder if I even need it anymore now that I've got shipwar and fandomwar over on LJ. I should just close it down.
...Nah. XP
So, in world wide internet news, OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN ARE HIGHLY OFFENSIVE TO CHILDFREE FOLK! SOUND THE ALARM! :O |
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[Nov. 14th, 2006|01:53 am] |
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IT LIVES!!
Okay, like, let's start a hate meme.
PANTS. DON'T YOU HATE PANTS? |
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| So long, farewell, auf wiedershen, goodbye, sayonara, adios, sproing |
[Jan. 9th, 2006|11:48 pm] |
I just had to remove someone from my flist. I liked them at first, but after awhile their constant whingeing and emo got on my nerves. "My own opinions are on fire, and everyone is always being mean to my pants!" "My dishwasher is gay!" "Someone didn't like my dog's testicles, I feel so oppressed!" "Look at what underpants I'm going through, everyone support me!" "A cow stole my tampons and tried to do it with my video games, I feel so unloved!" Ugh. I've never wanted to strangle someone more. They take cheese WAY too seriously and it disturbs me. I have a life, I can't be there to comfort them every time they find their transsexual phone book doing it with the oriental rug. Venting to your friends is one thing, but they were using me as a crutch. I don't like them anymore, so I removed them. From now on, everyone who wants to be friends with me must abide by these rules:
1) Cheese is not serious business.
2) Do not talk about the sexual exploits of your appliances every five seconds.
3) If you don't like it when people don't wear pants, don't hang out with those people.
4) Cows are not going to make sweet love to your Gamecube while you're sleeping. Stop being paranoid and stop fretting about it.
5) Just because someone says your opinions are on fire does not mean they want to throw water on your head.
6) Chemicals DO explode.
7) There is no rule seven.
8) Strong Bad is on point.
9) Trucks don't rape people. People rape trucks.
10) Stay away from my lawn gnomes. They're not for porn.
That said, good riddance, Governer of Missouri. You've proven yourself to be an unworthy vibrator, and I no longer wish to have tampon fights with you. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2006|09:06 pm] |
This jerkoff asshole tried to SET ME ON FIRE!!! EAT ITS HEAD!!!</a>
Meanwhile, fanfic =/= real life. If it were, everyone would be screwing their siblings, wearing leather panties and blowing up things and coming back to life every time they died. So there. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2005|05:11 pm] |
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Edit: Uncyclopedia seems to think making fun of internet bullies is a big risk, so...
"Bullies are people who hate themselves. Abused at age six, or molested at twelve. So they pick on others, isn't it odd? Their real quarrel is with God."
Actually, they're annoying little wankers who think they're badass just cause they insult people on the internet. They often claim they're "just saying what everyone knows but is too chicken to say", but when you think about it, they know they'd get their asses kicked if they pulled this shit IRL. So they hide behind the internet like cowards.
They're fairly easy to win aginst; people often drop out of fights with internet bullies because it's not worth their time. Unfortuntely, the bullies can't grasp such a concept and will loudly proclaim their so-called victory, calling their opponent a "pussy" or something like it.
Bullies crave attention. Whether someone applauds them on being badass, gets angry at them for spamming up a forum, or cries because their feelings are hurt, the bully is happy as long as they get a response from their audience.
The thought proccess of internet bullies can be summed up right here. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2005|12:08 pm] |
I must go squeal on her, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!! And then point out what a bad person she is for daring to voice her opinion at all! Because disagreeing with someone is like cutting their face and letting your puppy piss in the wounds! SHE'S A BIG NASTY WHORE WHO EATS CHILDREN AND DOES DIRTY THINGS TO FARM ANIMALS OMG!
((Nobody said anything bad about anyone's friend. Doing dirty things to farm animals will get you thrown in jail. If puppy piss gets in an open wound, wash the area thoroughly with antibacterial soap, slather Neosporin on it, and slap a bandage over it until it heals.)) |
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| And now, for something completely different. |
[Dec. 4th, 2005|10:28 pm] |
( Icons! ) |
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| Oh, almost forgot |
[Dec. 4th, 2005|01:26 am] |
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Dear people who insist on not wearing pants,
PUT SOME FREAKIN' PANTS ON!!
No love,
Me.
((No pants-wearing required, pants are completely optional unless you're going out in public or entertaining people at home. Pants are not serious business unless they're on fire, in which case, take off your pants and throw them in a vat of cold water.)) |
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| An open letter to select groups |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|07:49 pm] |
Dear Bliss Ninnies and Net Nannies: There's a difference between "shut up and be civil" and "everyone play nicely and get along". Learn it. You don't need to come swooping in to play kindergarten teacher every time there's an argument.
Dear Bullies: You're not cool, special, badass, spirited, bold, kickass, awesome, or any of that other stuff. You're immature little fuckheads who need to grow up. The internet is no place for your little playground politics, babies.
Dear sane people who don't play into any of the above crap: You're cool. ^_^
Dear Anti-porn people: Porn exists. People read porn because it makes them horny. Deal with it, and stop trying to control our every thought, you stupid fuck-knobs.
Love,
Me. |
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| I cannot believe this! |
[Dec. 2nd, 2005|10:08 pm] |
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Dear fanbrats,
Stop writing slash about the Underpants Gnomes! They are CANONICALLY STRAIGHT and LIKE WOMEN. Just because they go mining for underpants together does not make them gay. What's wrong with being just friends?! What kind of sick dirty people write gay fanfic about straight men who work together?! It's a crime against nature!!
No love,
Me.
((Disclaimer: Actually, the Underpants Gnomes have no known sexuality and I've never seen anyone write fanfic about them period, let alone slash. If it does exist...then I'll be weirded out, but mostly amused.)) |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2005|06:36 pm] |
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omg first post dun flame me plz!!!!
((Hi. Welcome to my Journalfen dumping ground.)) |
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