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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
2:02 am - 767
HE NEEDS TO EAT

HE NEEDS TO BATHE

HE NEEDS TO SLEEP

BURMA SHAVE

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Monday, October 6th, 2008
12:50 pm - 766

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Sunday, October 5th, 2008
2:36 am - 765

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Friday, October 3rd, 2008
11:15 pm - 764
AND SECONDABLY, I KNOW YOU'RE THE BIG MARRIAGE EXPERT -- OH, WAIT! YOUR WIFE IS DEAD!

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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
9:51 pm - 763

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12:46 am - 762
From: Barack Obama
Subject: The stakes

[Memer]--

vampires in the senate. got joe. can't vote on bailout bc. VAMPIRES IN THE FUCKING SENATE. where the fuck did you put the stakes??? can't find them, urgent. about to use dodd's wooden personality instead.

--barack

:**:

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Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
6:56 pm - 761

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Monday, September 29th, 2008
10:41 pm - 760
I'VE DECIDED THAT THE ECONOMIC CRISIS IS ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED BY SOMEONE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION WHO IS PLAYING AN ECONOMIC VERSION OF PANDEMIC.

THEY'RE SAT AT THEIR COMPUTER, FINGERS CROSSED THAT MADAGASCAR DOESN'T FREAK OUT AGAIN WHEN SOME WIG MANUFACTURER GOES BUST IN PERU OR SOMETHING. THIS TIME THEY STARTED IN AMERICA AND IT'S ALREADY SPREAD TO EUROPE AND OTHER PLACES. ALL IS GOING WELL WHEN:

Madagascar has nationalized its banks

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008
11:31 pm - 759


AWAY! TO THE OBAMAMOBILE!

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Saturday, September 27th, 2008
11:03 pm - 758

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12:04 am - 757
I THINK IF THERE WAS A DEPRESSION OR APOCALYPSE AND THE INTERNET STOPPED WORKING, I'D DO WHAT THAT GUY IN THE STAND (HAROLD GREEN?) DID AND PAINT GIANT MEME-ISMS ON THE SIDES OF BUILDINGS.

JUST IN CASE A MEMER EVER CAME BY. THEY'D KNOW THEY WEREN'T ALONE WHEN THEY SAW
GO TO BED, JDM
ON THE SIDE OF A BARN.

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Friday, September 26th, 2008
1:40 am - 756
MEME, I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND WATCHING THIS SPIDER HANG OUT ABOVE THE SHOWER HEAD. HE WAS ALL "HAI :D" AND STARTED TO WALK AROUND THE CEILING AND IT WAS COOL. BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY HIT PART OF HIS WEB AND HE WENT CRASHING DOWN TO THE WATER BELOW AND WAS SWEPT AWAY DDDD:

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED OUT "OHHHH NOOOOOOOO!" AS THIS WAS HAPPENING.

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
11:23 pm - 755

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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
11:41 pm - 754
I KEEP IMAGINING HIRO SAYING "QUIET OR PAPA SPANK!" TO DAPHNE.

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Monday, September 22nd, 2008
1:18 am - 753

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Sunday, September 21st, 2008
11:52 pm - 752
I LIKE HOW YOU WERE CONSIDERING INTERVENING. "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, MY GOOD WOMAN, BUT MAY I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THAT DOG'S PENIS?"

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12:04 am - 751


THE HIGHWAY'S JAMMED WITH BROKEN HEROES ON A LAST-CHANCE POWER DRIVE

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Friday, September 19th, 2008
7:58 pm - 750
A FELONY IN THE SHAPE OF A SUBPOENA!

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Thursday, September 18th, 2008
11:54 pm
-[:::]

free

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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
5:55 pm - 748
I ENJOY ANAL. MY FRAND SAYS I'M SICK. SHOULD I BE BUTTHURT OVER THIS?

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