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lol_meme) wrote,
@ 2006-12-27 20:36:00

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ERAGON SPOILERZ!
(Anonymous)
2006-12-28 04:07 am UTC (link)

HALO MEME! I RETURN FROM ERAGON WITH GREAT LOLZ!

FIRST, OBIWAN KENOBI WAS THEIR ONLY HOPE. THEN LUKE WENT TO TOSHE STATION TO GET SOME POWER CONVERTERS. INSTEAD, HE BROUGHT BACK AN EGG AND MANAGED TO IMPRESS A BLUE! UNFORTUNATELY, THE STORM TROOPERS CAME AND KILLED UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU, SO THEY HAD TO GO TO THE REBEL BASE, RIPPING OFF EARTHSEA ALONG THE WAY. SOME OTHER STUFF HAPPENED THAT I DON'T KNOW THE SPECIFIC CLICHES FOR (SADLY, I'VE NEVER READ ROBERT JORDAN), BUT IT WAS THE USUAL "TEEN BOY MAKES STUPID DECISION THAT INEXPLICABLY COMES OUT MOSTLY OK". OBI-WAN KENOBI WAS STRUCK DOWN, BUT INEXPLICABLY FAILED TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN WE COULD EVER IMAGINE.

BLUE SPIRIT!ZUKO DECIDED TO COME ALONG AS WELL, AND OUR HEROES RODE INTO THE REBEL BASE, WHICH WAS RIVENDELL, WITH LOTS OF ORCS AT . FRODO HAD BEEN POISONED, BUT THEY MANAGED TO GET HER ACROSS THE FORD IN TIME. SADLY, THERE WERE NO WATER HORSIES. THEN RIVENDELL TURNED INTO HELM'S DEEP, AND THERE WAS A BATTLE WITH DRAGONS AND FIRE AND POORLY EXPLAINED MAGIC. AT THE VERY END, WE GOT A GLIMPSE OF THE DEATH STAR, WHICH WAS KIND OF COOL.

IN CONCLUSION, I'M RATHER EXCITED FOR SHREK 3, AND DISAPPOINTED THAT NO BOTHANS DIED TO BRING US ANY INFORMATION.

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	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:08 am UTC (link)
	*LOTS OF ORCS AT THEIR HEELS. LOL EDITING. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:09 am UTC (link)
	A++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN. IF I GET HORRIBLY BORED ENOUGH I WILL READ THE BOOK AND TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THE CLICHES, SADLY HAVING READ LOTS OF ROBERT JORDAN, ALTHOUGH I HAVE BLOCKED IT OUT AND AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO REVIVING THE BAD MEMORIES. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:12 am UTC (link)
	DON'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF THAT WAY, FRIEND! THE MOVIE WAS HARD ENOUGH; NOTHING IS WORTH READING THE BOOK, NO MATTER HOW LOLERTASTIC THE CLICHES ARE. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:10 am UTC (link)
	HAVING SEEN THE MOVIE, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. DURING THE HELM'S DEEO SCENE, ONE OF MY NON-ONLINE-GOING FRIENDS LEANED OVER TO ME AND SAID "I LIKED THIS SCENE BETTER WITH SKATEBOARDING LEGOLAS". ALSO, LOL NINJA TURTLES PREVIEW! IT LOOKS SUITABLE FOR TEN YEAR OLDS, YET I'M GOING TO SEE IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I WAS 5 IN 1990. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WILL ALWAYS BE THE HEIGHT OF COOL TO ME. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:13 am UTC (link)
	IAWTMFC. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:17 am UTC (link)
	HEEHEEHEEHEHE! I AM ALSO EXCITED FOR SHREK 3! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ERAGON SPOILERZ! (Anonymous) 2006-12-28 04:20 am UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD, PINOCCHIO STARTED EQUIVOCATING AND WE JUST LOST IT. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THING SINCE HOTPANTS. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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