|
|
|
||||||||||
| User: | lol_meme (10674) |
|||||||||
| Name: | Don't mind us, we're just here for the lolz | |||||||||
| Email: |
| |||||||||
| Bio: | THE LOL_MEME BILL OF RIGHTS 1. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 2. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO FORGO THAT RIGHT, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU BY MEME PURISTS. 3. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO WANK. 4. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MARQUEE AND LYRICSPAM, PROVIDED YOU DO NOT BECOME OBTRUSIVE. 5. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO LOLZ REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, GENDER, ETHNICITY, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, HOME PLANET, POLITICAL ALIGNMENT, EYE COLOR, OR DIETARY PREFERENCES. 6. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TROLL. IF YOU CHOOSE TO EXERCISE THIS RIGHT, THE CITIZENS OF LOL MEME HAVE THE RIGHT TO COUNTER-TROLL OR SCREEN AS THEY SEE FIT. 7. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO IN-JOKES, SILLY CATCHPHRASES, AND MEME FADS. 8. YOU HAVE 9. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO lowercase IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING FOOD. 10. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EVERYTHING IN THE SHAPE OF A PEEN. 11. BUT NOBODY HAS RIGHTS LIKE GASTON! A GUIDE FOR N00BS TO THE DANGERS OF LOL_MEME 1. SURPRISE BUTTSECKS. SRY2SAY, THERE IS PROBABLY NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS, EXCEPT POSSIBLY KEEP danny BEHIND YOU AS A HUMAN RAPE SHIELD AT ALL TIMES. 2. GUN. GUARD YOUR PASTRIES. SHE IS VERY SNEAKY AND HAS ACCESS TO THE LATEST IN PASTRY-STEALING TECHNOLOGY. SHE IS COMPARABLE TO A BOND VILLAIN, BUT WITH PASTRIES BEING INVOLVED. 3. THE MODS. THEY ARE FICKLE AND ALL-POWERFUL AND MUST BE APPEASED OFTEN!!! 4. ASSHOLE!TROLL. FACING A!T IS A RITE OF PASSAGE, BUT THAT MAKES IT NO LESS UNPLEASANT. D: 5. THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO LEARN THE UGLY TRUTH: YOUR KINK IS NOT OKAY. THIS ONE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. VARIATIONS MAY INCLUDE BEING TOLD THAT YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH, LOL SENSITIVE, AND ANY NUMBER OF OTHER NAMES. HOBVIOUSLY YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO HAMMER YOUR ARM IN PENANCE, GTFO IN EXTREMES, AND IN THE CASE OF EXTREME CRIMES AGAINST LOLMANITY, TO GDIAF. 6. THE POSSIBILITY OF AND LOL INSENSITIVITY ABOUT THEM. 7. JOEL COMING BACK FROM THE STORE. WHEN HE DOES, YOU MUST BE READY TO FIGHT FOR HIS LOVE! 8. ADDICTION. MEME ADDICTION: SRS BZNS. SOME OF US ARE INCAPABLE OF TURNING OFF OUR COMPUTERS OR CLOSING OUR BROWSERS. THE MEME ACTUALY STOLE THE BUTTONS THAT WOULD ALLOW US TO DO SO. 9. AARON SPELLING BEING TOO ALIVE! HE IS SO YOUTHFUL AND VIBRANT THAT IT IS VERY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH HIM! 10. THE POAST QUOTE. SOMETIMES IT WILL BE LOL NOT FUNNY. ): THEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL YOURSELF. SEE ALSO #3. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS A DANGER TO YOU LIKE GASTON (2 Points) My name: LOL (1 Point) My last name: MEME (5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: _ (3 Points) Who am I in love with: THE MEMERS, THE MODS, GASTON AND THE TOTALLY ALIVE AARON SPELLING. (2 Points) Where did we meet: ...IN YOU! (2 Points) What kind of car do I drive: ONLY THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD, DUH. (2 Points) where do I work: ON JF! (3 Points) what am I afraid of: BEING BALEEDED! (2 Points) Do I smoke: ONLY WHEN THE SERVERS ARE ROBUST AND/OR FLAMEWARS. (3 Points) Do I drink: Y. ANTIFREEZE. (2 Points) Do I have any siblings: YES. (2 Points) How many: FIVE. (1 Point) Do I like 'em: YOU LIKE THEM UNTIL THEY ARE A WEEK OLD, AND THEN YOU LEAVE THEM TO FESTER IN THE BOWELS OF LIVEJOURNAL. (4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: COMMENT! (2 Points) How many piercings do I have: NONE. (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: EVERYTHING IN THE FTP. (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: NEITHER; YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH. (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: TOTES REBELLIOUS, EXCEPT WHEN IT BREAKS THE TOS. (2 Points) what’s my favorite color: BLACK AND WHITE. (3 Points) name something I hate: ASSHOLE!TROLL. (4 Points) name a talent I have: YOU ARE V. ADDICTIVE! (4 Points) what kind of shoes do I wear: CUDDLERAYS. (4 Points) do I have any pets: LAMBCHOP AND TRIUMPH THE INSULT DOG. (2 Points) Who am I dating right now, if I am: YOU ARE, BUT I FORGET WHO. D: (5 Points) how long have I been dating them, if I am: FOR ABOUT TEN POSTS NOW! (5 Points) what is the color of my room: WHATEVER COLOUR THE MONITOR IS, WHICH IN MY CASE IS BLACK. (5 Points) what is my worst habit: YOU SOMETIMES DO NOT GO VERY FAST BUT STILL ILU. (5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: THE INTERNET.  THE LOL_MEME WIKI, HOME OF PANDABALE ENDORSES THIS T-SHIRT AND/OR SERVICE - http://www.printfection.com/lolmeme | |||||||||
| Interests: | 4: anon memes, lol, lol'ing, lolz | |||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||
| Friends: |
| |||||||||
| Friend of: | 40: arby_m, bookshop, cafferty, dejana, discokali, dommichan, esclaramonde, gynocrat, haunted, iamapizza, indis_earfalas, jjano, justni, lexi_mirkwood, ljgrady, magpiggles, meriel, ms_treesap, onyxnoir, polly_parrot, quixotic, regulusa, reijamira, returntosender, sarajayechan, southbitch, spacebrat, stinksap, teinte, theantifooosh, tianxiaode, timeleft, tiye, undone, utena, vizzily, votesaxon, walruswalrus, wankgasm, wrazn | |||||||||
| Member of: | 1: fandom_lounge | |||||||||
| Account Type: | Premium Paid Account | |||||||||
