urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:luckdragonfujur Saint Fujur, Martyr Saint Fujur, Martyr Saint Fujur, Martyr 2008-03-24T23:56:48Z urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:luckdragonfujur:2984 luckdragonfujur @ 2008-03-24T18:00:00 2008-03-24T23:56:48Z 2008-03-24T23:56:48Z <a name="cutid1"></a> <table border="0"> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1562502/148528"></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; What is that?&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; It's priest.&lt;/br&gt; Have a little priest.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1989635/148528"></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; Is it really good?&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Sir, it's too good,&lt;/br&gt; At least.&lt;/br&gt; Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,&lt;/br&gt; So it's pretty fresh.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1562512/148528"></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; (looking at it)&lt;/br&gt; Awful lot of fat.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1990478/148528"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Only where it sat.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2109496/175889"></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; Haven't you got poet&lt;/br&gt; Or something like that?</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2108940/175889"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; No, you see the trouble with poet&lt;/br&gt; Is, how do you know it's&lt;/br&gt; Deceased?</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1562561/148528"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Try the priest.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2150990/178378"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Lawyer's rather nice.&lt;/br&gt; TODD&lt;/br&gt; If it's for a price.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2150815/178378"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Order something else, though, to follow,&lt;/br&gt; Since no one should swallow&lt;/br&gt; It twice.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2020588/172500"></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; Anything that’s lean.&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Well, then, if you’re British and loyal,&lt;/br&gt; You might enjoy Royal&lt;/br&gt; Marine.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2276431/172500"></td> <td><center> Anyway, it's clean.&lt;/br&gt; Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it's been.&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2113144/176682"></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; Is that squire&lt;/br&gt; On the fire?</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1965057/170161"></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Mercy no, sir,&lt;/br&gt; Look closer,&lt;/br&gt; You'll notice it's grocer. </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1990497/148528"></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; Looks thicker.&lt;/br&gt; More like vicar. </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1965114/170161">&lt;/br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;<img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1975664/148528"></td> <td><center>MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; No, it has to be grocer -- it's green. </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1965384/170362">&lt;/br&gt; <img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/1979125/170309"></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; The history of the world, my love--&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Save a lot of graves,&lt;/br&gt; Do a lot of relatives favors...&lt;/br&gt; TODD&lt;/br&gt; --Is those below serving those up above.&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Everybody shaves,&lt;/br&gt; So there should be plenty of flavors...&lt;/br&gt; TODD&lt;/br&gt; How gratifying for once to know&lt;/br&gt; That those above will serve those down below!</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2306763/178378"></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; What is that?&lt;/br&gt; MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; It's fop.&lt;/br&gt; Finest in the shop.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/2032318/171387"></td> <td><center> Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered&lt;/br&gt; With actual shepherd&lt;/br&gt; On top.&lt;/br&gt; And I've just begun.</center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center> Here's a politician -- so oily&lt;/br&gt; It's served with a doily--&lt;/br&gt; Have one? </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center>TODD&lt;/br&gt; Put it on a bun.&lt;/br&gt; Well, you never know if it's going to run.&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center>MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Try the friar.&lt;/br&gt; Fried, it's drier.&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; No, the clergy is really&lt;/br&gt; Too coarse and too mealy.&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center> MRS. LOVETT&lt;/br&gt; Then actor--&lt;/br&gt; That's compacter. </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center> TODD&lt;/br&gt; Yes, and always arrives overdone.&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td><center> I'll come again when you&lt;/br&gt; Have Judge on the menu...&lt;/br&gt; </center></td> </tr> </table> urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:luckdragonfujur:951 luckdragonfujur @ 2004-09-26T17:11:00 2004-09-26T22:13:39Z 2004-09-26T22:13:39Z Yes, I am here 'cuz of the wank, and having an account makes me feel speshul.<br /><br />x333333 urn:lj:journalfen.net:atom1:luckdragonfujur:426 luckdragonfujur @ 2004-08-07T15:05:00 2004-08-07T20:04:38Z 2004-08-07T20:05:10Z I wonder how many people, after finding out the truth, can still see the beauty of the legend.