Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:56:48 GMT

	TODD</br> What is that?</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> It's priest.</br> Have a little priest.
	TODD</br> Is it really good?</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> Sir, it's too good,</br> At least.</br> Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,</br> So it's pretty fresh.
	TODD</br> (looking at it)</br> Awful lot of fat.
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Only where it sat.
	TODD</br> Haven't you got poet</br> Or something like that?
	MRS. LOVETT</br> No, you see the trouble with poet</br> Is, how do you know it's</br> Deceased?
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Try the priest.
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Lawyer's rather nice.</br> TODD</br> If it's for a price.
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Order something else, though, to follow,</br> Since no one should swallow</br> It twice.
	TODD</br> Anything that’s lean.</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> Well, then, if you’re British and loyal,</br> You might enjoy Royal</br> Marine.
	Anyway, it's clean.</br> Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it's been.</br>
	TODD</br> Is that squire</br> On the fire?
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Mercy no, sir,</br> Look closer,</br> You'll notice it's grocer.
	TODD</br> Looks thicker.</br> More like vicar.
</br></br></br>	MRS. LOVETT</br> No, it has to be grocer -- it's green.
</br>	TODD</br> The history of the world, my love--</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> Save a lot of graves,</br> Do a lot of relatives favors...</br> TODD</br> --Is those below serving those up above.</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> Everybody shaves,</br> So there should be plenty of flavors...</br> TODD</br> How gratifying for once to know</br> That those above will serve those down below!
	TODD</br> What is that?</br> MRS. LOVETT</br> It's fop.</br> Finest in the shop.
	Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered</br> With actual shepherd</br> On top.</br> And I've just begun.
	Here's a politician -- so oily</br> It's served with a doily--</br> Have one?
	TODD</br> Put it on a bun.</br> Well, you never know if it's going to run.</br>
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Try the friar.</br> Fried, it's drier.</br>
	TODD</br> No, the clergy is really</br> Too coarse and too mealy.</br>
	MRS. LOVETT</br> Then actor--</br> That's compacter.
	TODD</br> Yes, and always arrives overdone.</br>
	I'll come again when you</br> Have Judge on the menu...</br>

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 22:13:39 GMT

Yes, I am here 'cuz of the wank, and having an account makes me feel speshul.

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Sat, 07 Aug 2004 20:04:38 GMT

I wonder how many people, after finding out the truth, can still see the beauty of the legend.

Saint Fujur, Martyr