In the community for the Bleach anime, Soul Society, Too_Late posts a whiny diatribe about the "fact" that Bleach will never get out of filler, never ever!

People are generally irritated, people wank about how much the filler sucks, and 115 comments later, we're still wanking.

Personally, I like this thread in particular. It's full of semantics and bitchery.

schoenschoen, Christmas in October continues. O_O

We must find the wank. It is our holy mission from God.

schoenschoen, made you another present. This one's small, and retarded.

I got particularly bored (aka having to do an article for science class), and decided to have some Conspiracy Theory fun. Check it out! Cat's webpage still exists! Some choice selections from her site, which is covered with enough !!! and ^_^ to make me mildly nauseous:

* The fanfic "library" was updated in June.
* She still refers to herself as "The Lady Aryun"
* Manages to combine all of the most horrid backgrounds on the internet with the most hideous colored text.
* Includes bonus painful midis!
* Half of the page is written in third person, as I'm fairly sure she doesn't actually have a sister.


Selections from the library, "Where I house fanfictions of any genera." Still not even the vaguest idea of spelling....

* "This Story is about two of Cat's most famous, or infamous, characters: Erdric and Aryun." .... and she's still entirely egotistical!
* "Hurah!!! Cat's finally started to re-write her infamous epic: Life of a Phoenix! Here is the story of when Aryun meets Erdric and how things come to pass. A wickedly cool story if I've ever seen one!" I'm looking for a !!1!! in this rant somewhere. There just has to be. There are so many exclamation points. Did I mention that this particular pieces is 23 chapters long?
* "Life of a Phoenix: The First Time I Loved Forever" Wow. Points for managing to come up with the lamest, most melodramatic title ever.
* "In this, he's paired with a very strange woman who never tells him her name, and no, she's not Aryun. *laughing* The only name she gives my favorite Masho, is Shinare. Death." And she even admitted her sueness. How quaint.
* "This is a little piece I wrote at like 2 AM after I got home for work. It features Dante Sparda from Devil May Cry ^^ *waggles tail* Cute little devil! Anyway, have fun 'cause it was a kick to write it. In short: Date deals with Harem Life." Okay, *first* of all... "Date"? *bashes head in with keyboard* Secondly, and more importantly, *HAREM*?

and she has a lemon page... featuring... who else... *her*. Includes such timeless self-insertion (in the most literal way possible) classics as:

* "The Wedding Vows - Erdric X Aryun - Their Wedding Night. UP AND COMPLETE!!"
* "Trust in me - Paring Cecil X Aryun (part of a huge story that I'm not sure I'll put up. I probably will *grinning*)"
* "Love in Wutai (working with title) - Paring - Sephiroth X Narice. Seph finds companionship durring the Wutai war" ... Did I mention that Narice is another of her pseudonyms?

Aw, she has a Cocker Spanile.

*too amused*

So which of her stories should I report to Marysues first? XD

Had a fun time reminscing with schoenschoen last night about how utterly wanktastic our old RP was, and realized just how much I had completely forgotten about. I'm tempted to say that practically *every* *person* in that club had moments of Mary-Sue-dom, including myself, but jesus. I had forgotten about the sniping mindgames, and the PoorMe!Cat-Sue headtrips, followed after by her many cronies, and all that. It really makes me wanna go through the yahoo group (which I actually still have access to) and pull out some of this shit. Unfortunately, due to the fact that much of the High Drama took place on AIM/YIM/Email, it's impossible to recreate the whole sordid retardedness. There were even thinly veiled Mary Sue sexcapades... man, I wish I'd had more sense when I was in high school. Then maybe I wouldn't have gotten myself tangled up in that crap. I could have just given them all the finger and run off into the sunset. =P

And seriously-- certain people formerly of said RP need to grow the hell up. No one cares about your fucking hampsters. At all. And... "whitehaired prettybois"?! What the fuck is up with the Avril-Lavigne-Speak? Oh, *wait*, it's because you're so ludicriously petty that you won't share LJ interests with people you have declared are teh Big Evil!!1!!one!! God damn. It almost makes me ashamed to like Kenshin and Bastard.

Yo, schoenschoen... Psy finally had the balls to boot me off her friends list. I was wondering how long it would be before she finally succumbed to utter bitchitude.

I feel pride for my painful new icon.

You are not "too good" to do food prep and dishwashing at a 5 star hotel. Especially when said hotel is a good half a block away from your place of residence.

You have school 1 day a week. Suck it up and get a job.