Marguerite

Snow Mike
by Marguerite M.
Warning: I'll stop after this, okay? I'm sorry. Blood Ties, this time.

( Apples, dragons, dwarves, oh my! )

Because I wasn't satisfied with the previous one.

Concussion
by Marguerite M.
for Salieri
Warning: still not good at this? Oh, and feel free to point out any mistakes.

( Sonny stumbles and falls )

Between the Bars by Marguerite
For Salieri
written while listening to Between the Bars by Madeleine Peyroux
warning: I'm no good at drabbles?

( Sonny's hands are heavy )

I've been wanting to be fannish, without the time consuming effort of writing a story or making a vid. I am AVOIDING. I am being lazy. I have anxieties. I am entitled.

Still, I dug up this snippet I wrote ages ago - when SGA was all about animals? remember? Good times -, and it was going nowhere, until I had a talk about it with oceana. It's still not going anywhere and it's still a snippet, but in my mind it is closed. It has been resolved. It is now ready to meet the world.

Title: Sea horses
Word length: 666 words - I'm not kidding
Categories: het, slash, genderswap, mpreg, crack, animal sex.
Summary: they deserved it those horny bastards.
Author's notes: What? Stop looking at me like that.

( Colonel Caldwell could feel a headache starting )

&

Also, colour your own seahorse!




Feel free to point out grammatical errors, misspellings, etc. etc.

I have vidded. O.o

( Permanent link behind cut )

Thank you, merricatk, for looking at it. All remaining errors, superfluous commas, and random canadian spelling are mine.

Without feedback, I waste away.

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Five Birthday Presents Sonny Never Gave to Vinnie
by Marguerite

( Five Birthday Presents Sonny Never Gave to Vinnie )

Well, the authors have been revealed, and I assume I can now post the story in my own LJ. :)

Title: Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Mature content
Recipient: seiyaharris
Spoilers: Set in season 1
Summary: In the name of interplanetary trade, Sheppard, McKay, Ford and Teyla have to cook. Warning: Disasters ahead.
Notes: Many thanks to fledge for the beta. You're lovely, my dear.

ETA: I think this is the second largest completed story I've ever written. After the Nutcracker. :)

( Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth )

First post of the year, and it's another vid. :)

It's SGA, once again.

Title : She's Not You
Pairing : the usual with some sugar and spice added on top
Format : WMP
Size : ~6MB (yay, I figured out by myself how to make my vid smaller)

At the moment, I only have access to the season 2 of SGA, so avoid this vid (among other reasons to do so) because I may use clips from any of the second season episodes (from 3 to 15).

I realised, as I was doing this vid, that really, it's just about the fun of it. I'm not taking myself seriously here, and I doubt I'll ever have the patience or ambition to do more than dabble in vidding. Still, it amuses me, and you should take my vids as such : amateurishes efforts only here to bring a bit oooh and hee to my fellow slashers. :)

Of course, constructive criticism welcome.

Things discovered while doing this : I don't know how people make vids with songs that last much longer than 2 minutes. Also, slow (half) option? Makes the pleasure last longer. ;)

Yes, yes, another Elvis song. I swear I'll stop after this. Particularly since I have no other idea for vids. I'd like to blame all the Elvis on danvers.

You wouldn't believe what I just did. My first vid!

Title : Lonesome
Pairing : McKay/Sheppard
Format : WMP

http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=25N98310QXMVX2PM16K3VYRR7Z

The song isn't really that long : it was three minutes, and I cut it down to less than two. I had to cut the song, since I didn't have clips from season 1, that I needed. Even so, it took me many hours to get this done.

Things that happened while making this vid : it was supposed to be McKay pov, instead it's John's. How strange.

As I've said, my first vid. Do be gentle, and constructive criticism is welcome.

Okay, off to bed. *zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz*

ETA : one day late. *headdesk* All clips come from season 2 of SGA (episodes 3 to 15).

*bounces*

I have a story! Yay! I re-worked and added to a snippet I posted not so long ago.

ETA : Ooh, I forgot. I wanted to put this up, just for the occasion.



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Title: Oranges are Not the Only Fruit
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Rodney/Jack
Warnings: Death of a main character, but not Rodney or Jack.
Disclaimers: Not mine!
Size : 2274 words

Author's notes: I'd like first of all to thank fledge for her priceless beta. This story is much better because of her help. She also came up with the title!

This is a very unusual pairing, but I tried to make it work. Don't tell me if it didn't! Of course, feedback is craved. Nay, demanded! *pulls a bunny* Give me feedback or the bunny gets it! *g* Please?

( This way, through the rabbit hole )

Once upon a time, fledge and I were having a sane conversation, when I started speaking crazy talk.

It started with me pondering how John/Daniel would work (John has quite a few of Jack's personality traits, but with commitment issues that would suit Daniel just fine), and then I was struck by the idea of Rodney/Jack, a pairing which doesn't quite work...

Anyway, I forgot about it, and then last night, as I was trying to fall asleep, I remembered about it, and thought, "Ooooh, if I were to wish for something, it would be for someone to write Rodney/Jack just for me. Oh, yes."

And because I'm a realist and I know no one will write me Rodney/Jack, I wrote a tiny snippet (also, thought off while I was trying to sleep).

Untitled, unbetaed, Jack/Rodney, 679 words.

( This way for the insanity. Mind the gap. )

Feedback is craved.

Okay, last post and then I turn off the computer.

I had an idea for SGA. Not a "writing" idea, more of a "ooooooh, wouldn't it be fun if someone wrote a story where John finds quite by accident the Ancient's movie library?" And of course, the movies are strange and all look like independent Czech movies. "Czech movies make more sense," protests Zelenka. Or you know, independent French movies with simple nudity and sex.

Obviously I need either a) a trained monkey to write slash at my demand; b) minions to write slash at my demand; or c) lots and lots of money so I can bribe authors into writing slash for me (at my demand). *pouts*

Since I have neither of these, I wrote something SGA. Of course, it needs : more literary talent, better characterization, and sex. Lots of sex. It hasn't been beta'ed. It sucks. But hey, it's been months since I last wrote *anything*.

( SGA : Untitled snippet )

Okay, well, try not to laugh too much at me. My writer ego is fragile.

Off for some reading.

This one is for fangirl_lizzie : who's insane all on her own, but I enjoy helping her on her way to insanity. May the coming year bring you wonderful things.

( Melt )

Title : Mornings and Kisses
Author : Emma Bovary
Pairing : SB/VM
Disclaimer : This did not happen, never, ever. The author isn’t pretending it has. She means no offence to the actors.
Warnings : RPS - the darker side of slash. It’s like dark chocolate, only better.
Rating : R/NC-17
Summary : Mornings, kisses and beds.
Feedback : praise, constructive criticism, flames; we accept everything except American Express. ;)
Where the Author places the blame : Inspired by these two pics and a conversation with an evil person, which I’ll name Cruella.
Author’s thanks : Thank yous to karelian for the beta. All remaining errors are of course mine. I got tired of reading and re-reading this, so I thought I’d post before driving myself crazy.
( Mornings and Kisses )

Another snippet, inspired this time by a scene from the movie.

I may re-write it (or some parts at least), but not today. Lack of time, you know how it is. Constructive criticism welcome as would be a beta.

( GoldenEye snippet, 4th )

Another snippet. This one is even slashier than its predecessor. It’s the sequel of snippet number one.

I can’t blame this one on anyone, unfortunately. CC appreciated; beta needed.

The title doesn't really fit, but it comes from the theme song of the movie.

( GoldenEye snippet, #3 )

Yes, it ends that way. Because I’m cruel.

Cori made me do it.

This snippet is not a sequel or a prequel to the previous one.

Constructive criticism still welcome. A beta is still needed.

( GoldenEye snippet 2 - it's slashy! )

Grrr. My Internet connection has been on and off all evening, yesterday. Tell me, what’s the point of paying so much for a cable connection if it’s not going to work?

*breathes deeply*

So, yesterday in chat, we talked (before my cable connection so rudely interrumpted me) about the slashyness to be found in this James Bond movie, GoldenEye. I mean, SEAN BEAN!! Good gracious. So damn sexy, and his character is extremely slashable in this movie.

We also mourned the fact that there isn't enough slash written about it. Hopefully, either marzilla or MJ will write something soon for the delight of all Sean Bean lovers. Lovers as in we love him, and not as in “he has shagged us”. ;)

As I said, I couldn't connect for a while yesterday, during the evening, so I wrote a snippet while waiting for my (beep) cable connection to connect! As it should. As it didn’t.

Anyway, this snippet sucks; it's not even slashy. I wrote a gen snippet. *deep shocked silence* I may write tomorrow a sequel to add some slash to it.

Constructive criticism is very welcome. Also, a beta would be nice.

( GoldenEye Snippet )

Off I go. I have a class this morning.