Ahahahaha.

OH MAN.

Sometimes the thing fandom people do where they're like "I JUDGE NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!" makes me want to mock them loudly. So I'm going to. Just a little.

A thread in a fandom_wank post about... okay, the original is about... something. THE POINT IS, there's a guy in there who's married and 37, and he once ill-advisedly told his wife that he found his cousin's stepdaughter, who is 16, totally HAWT.

I FEEL PRETTY MUCH OKAY JUDGING THAT AS UNCOOL. In VARIOUS ways even!

And then of course - because fandom has the I JUDGE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! contingent - a girl appears to grandly explain that she and her boyfriend totally talk about who they find hot, like, ALL THE TIME.

SIGH.

Also, a few other people tried to break it by being earnest. COME ON YOU GUYS, it was a pullquote about a wife telling her husband that she thought the waiter was hot, but maybe too young for her, and also, would she really want to date a waiter? OR LIVE IN THAT AREA?!?

Why are you even commenting if your comment is going to be a boring screed on age of consent laws? SIGH.

SIGH.

TOOTHY GRINNING DOG ICON GRIMACES IN YOUR DIRECTION.