| About that distance thing... |
[Jun. 25th, 2009|11:42 pm] |
So, I've been a "free subscriber" to compatiblepartners.net (i.e. the site that eHarmony was required to open as part of their discrimination-law settlement) for a couple of months now. And they did manage to connect me to a guy who's absolutely what I've been looking for, except for one thing:
He's in Singapore.
So, we've been talking on Skype for a month or so, but it's pretty clear that neither of us is likely to be moving closer than 10k miles in the foreseeable future; so we're still talking, but it's pretty clear that we're pretty much going to stay "just friends" at this point.
What it amounts to is that I'm back on the market. And I'm in that "awkward phase" -- I'm 28, so I'm no longer desirable on the gay scene due to twinkiness (and have the love handles to prove my lack of eligibility), and I'm not yet eligible for daddiness due to broke-college-student-ism (and that won't change for another 6-7 years, and while at that point I'll be quite capable of playing the "I have money, therefore I'm dateable" card, I don't particularly want to wait that long (and wouldn't like the type of men that attracts anyway)).
The net result? I'm officially reactivating the Knights of the Order of M. Y'all know who you are. For the non-members: probationary members have all been given the same quest: find M a boyfriend, preferably long-term. All knight-initiates have, up to this point, failed miserably. Anyone fulfilling the probationary quest will, of course, be accorded honors as first full Knight of the Order of M. Consider this an open application phase. Candidates may be located anywhere in the multiverse, but the proffered man-meat should be in California, no further north than the Bay Area. |
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