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Oh, Aja, you are sooo predictable!
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Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 07:49 pm
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I go away for awhile, make howrse poop into manure, BLUP my horses, delete Jaunty, install Intrepid, delete Intrepid, install Mint 7, sometime in there have a night of zero sleep, let Preston in at 4:30 am in the morning because he refused to come in and I couldn't track him down, until he showed up at that hour, go sleep some, do some chorse and I miss Hikaru no Go wankiness? RoFL, that fandom's pretty low on the wankmeter but soon as ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) bookshop discovered it, acting like she discovered America and invented warm water as usual, I thought, oh lord, good thing I'm just a Sai fan who isn't much involved.
Though I honestly thought you would've booked after the HnG anonymeme last fall. I was surprised she stuck around HnG fandom this long... maybe just wanted to be the BNFish in the small pond. YOU FAIL LOLARIUSLY. Please go stink up some other fandom with your idiocy and your holier-than-thou BNFier-than thou wiser-than-thou attitude.
As a former alternative school/BD student, I continue to feel sorry for any students you teach.Affect: amused Aura: Frank Zappa - Flakes |
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I am an unpopular opinion.
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Jul. 16th, 2008 @ 03:46 pm
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This is in relation to the post on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) unfunnybusiness linking to the Shakesville post about the Australian woman who committed suicide after years of her male coworkers harrassing her and other assholery. Those people she worked with and the people higher up on the ladder needed their heads kicked in, definitely, but I have little sympathy for her because WTF, aren't there counselors anywhere, what about her family, were they supportive of her? I mean, shit, there's people who get shit on at work and come home to be shit on some more, tons of them, and they don't off themselves.
I had a factory job when I was eighteen. A group of dipshit co-workers thought that calling me all kinds of names, threatening to mess up my counts, making up real wild stories about seeing me fucking Male Employee X during lunch and other stuff because I was going to college part-time and often had to finish assigments and study while on my breaks. ( Read more... )
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Hello again, everybody, the Cubs have a first.
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Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 09:37 pm
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(and the mystical floating bat?)
I can hear Harry Caray's ghost butchering Kosuke Fukudome's name. Old boy couldn't get the hang of pronouncing the Latino players' names even with about thirty years of practice and Spanish names are easier to say than Japanese ones. I'm still scarred from years of Eye-van Dee Jeezus. Wonder how many grumpy fans are gonna call him Fuck You Dome if he makes the active season roster.
Hehe...
Fukudome also has a sense of humor. While Theriot was being interviewed in the visitors' clubhouse, Fukudome picked up a banana and stuck it in the shortstop's face as if it were a tape recorder or microphone.
Awww maaaaan, I woulda paid to see that. Being out of the WGN catchment area sucks because all's I get is the filtered Stuporstation so I wonder if any hijinks made it there or else on CLTV.Affect: Fan-Fucking-tastic Aura: Steve Goodman - A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request |
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Church of Appliantology!
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Feb. 11th, 2008 @ 06:28 pm
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I wonder if anyone's played "A Token of My Extreme" at all yesterday or lately (besides me).Affect: curious Aura: Frank Zappa - Central Scrutinizer Postlude->A Token of My Extreme |
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It's that time of year again!
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Feb. 7th, 2008 @ 08:42 am
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This is about the cutest thing I ever saw. Look at the little rats! (Awww). I'll have to wait until 2013 (?!) for my birth year to show up unless some evil acquisition happens. |
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Whole lotta speshul, including me.
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Aug. 17th, 2007 @ 06:27 pm
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OMGz if you look at yaoi, you're a little bit queer or someshit!.
Yay. I'm pretty special too but man, what is up with "academics" who think that what a person reads or views is an indicator of which way they swing? demonessjo sure got pissy. And I'm pretty speshul myself for trying to explain myself. The whole thing reminds me of acadumbics who sit around for days on end splitting hairs and running around in circles and dodecahedrons explaining why they feel Barack Obama isn't black.
I was gonna write My Thoughts On Yaoi, with links to images, but nah. I think I'll babysit my zit farm instead.Affect: OMGWTF Aura: Josie Cotton (not Cross, oops) - Johnny Are You Queer |
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Shaved Pussy
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Jun. 4th, 2007 @ 03:07 pm
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Now that I got your attention or tripped your filters... Preston got a Beyond Lion Cut.
He had some mats that I couldn't loosen so Friday I called the vet, who referred me to a groomer. Two days before the appointment, he goes and lies in some sticky sappy undergrowth and ends up full of sticky stuff and these little green burrlike things in his fur. So I gave him a bath (he was not thrilled) and tried to comb or pick out as many as possible (doubly not thrilled).
He was relatively well-behaved at the groomer, except for going a little psycho about having his nails trimmed and accidentally choking himself on the leash. He's not afraid of clippers at all, he used to watch my brothers shave or buzz their heads. He was okay with being clipped most of the time except for his belly fur and his tail omg. He's very vain about his tail and gets real whiny if it's messy. I kind of predicted that he'd graduate from the original "I think he'll need a belly and butt shave" to "lion cut" because of the burrs (they're an immature berry of some type). Hoo boy, he got more than a lion cut! He's shaved everywhere (not to the skin, there's fuzzy short hairs) except his legs, his head and a small portion of ruff. Some of the ruff had to go because of burrs, most of that was trimmed with scissors and he seemed to really dislike those. Lion cuts leave the ruff and a little pompom at the tail tip. Otherwise he was mostly curious, looking like, "Whatcha doin'?"
He hid in the basement for maybe half an hour, wouldn't let me near him for an hour but got over it in two. I kind of guessed he'd not pout for long because his attention span is so short despite his major vanity. Now he's a cat macro waiting to happen. He's just started playing with his tail, he never did that before! He'll wrestle with it or else he does this tentacle thing. He'll be lying down in the window sill looking outside but reach with his tail and go tap-tap, tap-tap on my arm with the tip. If I move my arm or hand, he snakes his tail around until he finds me and resumes the tap-tap, tap-tap.
( Before and after 5pixs )
The damage? $10. Man, there's nowhere on the planet where a cat can get lion-cutted and a nail trim that cheap. I tipped the nice lady $5 because she had to deal with Preston.
Okay, I gotta go to Clinton and buy needful things. See ya when I'm back from Iowa.Affect: Frivolous Aura: Tom Smith - Cat Macros |
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Death Note (anime ep #29)
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May. 3rd, 2007 @ 07:32 pm
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Watched it last night or this morning. And none of that "if you don't like X,Y and Z about Death Note, why are you watching it?" Um... I'm not one for unconditional love? Yep, one long incoherent "these are my impressions but I can't quite get them out because I suck ass at expressing my thoughts so here ya go".
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I need some new anecdotes, man.
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Jan. 19th, 2007 @ 04:44 pm
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I was reading the wank reported by wankaholic here about telemarketers, customers_suck and stupid_free.
The only calls I get from telemarketers (if they leave a message) are ones trying to sell me a subscription to a newspaper that doesn't do home delivery where I currently live.
I was living in the basement apartment so this was probably '87, '88. I answered the phone and got a telemarketer (Caller ID wasn't available at the time). Before she got her spiel going, I told her that I didn't live there, I'd just broken in and I'd just snagged a VCR and was about to get the TV but it's huge, I'm gonna have a helluva time getting it up the stairs. I'd just seen some movie or comedy skit on TV about a burglar who kept being interrupted by leg-humping dogs and had just listened to the Big Bopper's "Old Maid".
She said, "You'll hurt your back doing it by yourself. Don't you have someone to help you?"
Oh hell, she's playing along, thanks for encouraging me! I said something along the lines of: "My boyfriend was gonna be here but he never showed. Second goddamn time in a row that prick's blown me off. Want a boyfriend? Mine's available starting now".
"No thanks but I could use a new stereo."
"There's one here but it's a blue light special. I can hook you up with kickass tunes blah blah CD player Cerwin-Vega! surround sound-- damn dog keeps humping my leg, will you go away if I give you this steak out of the fridge? "It cranks! I can throw in a free Beethoven CD--"
Several cop cars with sirens blasting went down the main drag during my stereo spiel. "Shit. Nice talking with you, gotta go." *click*
Something tells me that if I used the "I'm a burglar" dodge in this millenium, the cops would be at my door for real. I think this gal only kept me on the phone because I made her laugh.
That's one job I'd never done and one I'd wish would be eliminated, I don't know how anyone makes money. When I lived in Cheap Trick Land, the MCI customer service reps I overheard talking on the bus about their sales books seemed to do okay but gad, what a job of suck. One of my friends did telemarketing for a year, I don't know how she lasted that long. I think she was selling newspaper subscriptions.
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I learn something new every day.
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Jul. 3rd, 2006 @ 06:30 pm
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I didn't know that Andy Kim is Lebanese (unless he got an entry in the Great Fuck_Arabs Takeover of '04 and I missed it in all the mad posting). He looks no more Korean than I do but I thought maybe he was part Korean or else had a Korean stepfather. Or maybe that Kim was his middle name and he was using that as his stage name like Dave Cortez did. (Gene Vincent did so as well but far as I know his given name order was Vincent Eugene).Affect: Candy-Coated Aura: The Archies - Sugar Sugar |
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Keepin' on truckin!
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Jun. 30th, 2006 @ 02:35 pm
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Article about eye surgery on a stroke patient performed by Drs. Renee Richards and Steven Greenburg. (I was looking for a news file photo of RR from the '70s and Google Image Search popped this).
The doctor pictured is definitely the Renee Richards (or a damn good lookalike). She'd been 70 years old when that pic was taken. I hope I'm doing do good when I'm 70.
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Apr. 1st, 2006 @ 05:26 pm
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I thought fandom_love was dumbtarded but banning the hp_cornfield / anti-Harmonians is just braindead. Is the Mod Squad running out of The Funny?
Sheesh. At least fandom_love spawned some spectacular wankage.Affect: Catty Aura: Kenny Rogers & the First Edition - Just Dropped In etc |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 @ 06:11 pm
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death_note fuckwaddery
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Oct. 11th, 2005 @ 02:00 am
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Unlawfuckwhatever and pals? Please go fuck your selves hard with a mortar shell. Without lube. And why hasn't Kanye or whatever removed unlawfulck's maintaner and posting privileges in the times unlawfucko's re-added kanaya's maintainer privileges? Naw, that would've been too easy. Drama and being a big star on fandom_wank is more fun.
Yeah, this may sound dramatic and stupid (especially since I announced I was planning on taking down my scanlation mirror on the 14th) but I took the mirror down soon as I found out about unlawfulck and her bullshit.
People can call me arrogant or a retard or tell me I don't get it. Go for it. And anyone who adds unfuckalow as a mod needs judgment augmentation surgery.
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Apod fun!
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Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 10:43 am
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Astronomy Picture of the Day posts a rather wide panoramic image.
Standard issue pic spam, "Where's the gravity cannons?", cries of "boobies!" and a link to a photo of a streaker.
Possible NSFW on the horizon.Affect: Caffeinated Aura: T Rex - Children of the Revolution |
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And I thought dealt with some cable company assheads when I lived in Elgin...
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Aug. 17th, 2005 @ 03:27 pm
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...back when it was Jones Intercable. This beats it. Elgin made the front page of the Trib I see...
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And the customer service award does NOT go to ...
When LaChania Govan's Comcast service wasn't working, she called for help. And called. And called. It was a frustrating process, and then she got the bill.
By Scott Goldstein
Tribune staff reporter
Published August 17, 2005
Until recently, LaChania Govan's complaints about Comcast's service seemed relatively tame. The 25-year-old Elgin mother of two said she was put on hold, disconnected, even transferred to the Spanish language line. But after persistent problems with her digital recording system forced her to make dozens of calls to the cable company in July, her August bill came with a change really worth complaining about: In place of her name were the words "Bitch Dog."
( Read more... )Affect: OMGWTF Aura: Wonder what name Comcast would invent for me... |
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Jul. 19th, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
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Eat a cow eat a cow it's a thing that goes...mooo.
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Jun. 7th, 2005 @ 10:30 pm
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Okay, I shouldn't be surprised anymore but I just heard a Rev song on a Boston Market commercial while watching the ABC 7 news.Affect: hungry Aura: Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak |
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All these communities...
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May. 20th, 2005 @ 01:01 pm
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...I belong to and have friendedfied and no new posts since Thursday afternoon? Vierd.Affect: cornfused Aura: some kind of faux Middle Easterne stuff |
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Postwank pondering
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May. 14th, 2005 @ 05:02 pm
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Does thorn_star ever sleep?Affect: Caffeinated Aura: Joe Ely - Musta Notta Gotta Lotta |
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