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| Thursday, March 12th, 2009 | |
| 2:06 pm | My boyfriend went to visit his family for two weeks so I thought I would visit mine during this time. I am waiting for my mom to come home. She usually heads into the bathroom the first thing and I put the cardboard cutout of Edward in there. So she'll be all like "aah! oh wait it's just the cardboard cutout of Edward." and I will be like lol. It's bad enough that she's all into YA vampire fiction now (not just twilight) but she's also reading the Sword of Truth series. You know, the one by the objectivist who swears he's not writing fantasy, is also a total douchebag and a creepy fuck. I've read the first Sword of Truth novel, and it is nothing but the author's gross, sexually violent fantasies. She's reading it because her boss is reading it. That guy voted yes for Prop 8. What a fucking hypocrite. Homos are gross and shouldn't marry but books with characters who cut women up for laughing at their mutilated penises are fucking rad! |
| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | |
| 1:17 pm | I'm sure everyone is sick of Twilight, having read detailed summaries of its horrors. But I must relate how Twilight affects me directly. The world must know my pain. Last October, I moved out of my parents' house, about 1.5-2 hours away. The first time I came back to visit all of my things I had not taken with me were removed, all boxed up and waiting for me to bring them to my tiny apartment where I just have oodles and oodles of store room thanks a lot mom I MEAN let's try to stay on the subject. There were framed prints from the movie Twilight on the wall. And a book about the making of the movie on the night stand. And not one but two sets of Twilight books on the shelf. One hard back, one soft cover. I got yelled at for reading the hard back (it was so bad I couldn't finish. Not just the plot (which as far as I read didn't exist) but the terrible terrible writing.). The soft covers are well-worn because she has read them about 7 times each. I wish I was exaggerating. Anyway, so far, not too bad. But then the next time I came back there was a framed poster on the wall, of Edward's giant airbrushed stupid face. It's pretty fucking scary. But the horrors of his big stupid face pale in comparison to the fucking terrifying.... ... .... LIFESIZE CARDBOARD CUT OUT |
| Saturday, August 2nd, 2008 | |
| 10:01 am | For Moonpigeon, it had been just an ordinary day. But that all changed. It changed from an ordinary day to a horrible day as she passed through the living room and noticed a tome laying on the arm of the couch. The cover was strikingly famliar. As her eyes took in the title, she gave a loud cry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "What?" came the reply from a different room. "How COULD YOU?! Mom, how could you buy... Twilight!!" She keeps telling me it's great and I should read it but I have a bookshelf full of much worthier novels for my consumption. So does she for that matter, but she chooses to read Twilight instead. Utter tripe. The JUNKFOOD of literature. I will stick with my Zelazny, thank you! |
| Monday, June 30th, 2008 | |
| 1:33 pm | Jesus Christo I am going to have to plaster this image everywhere before I finally get a satisfactory response. Does it suck? Is it okay? How could it be better? WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME?  Oh crap how do I do an lj cut... uh... screw it have a link and another link. Current Mood: zen Current Music: guy with a wrench outside |
| Saturday, June 28th, 2008 | |
| 8:14 pm | I am seriously considering becoming a telemarketer. It's better pay and it can't be any worse than my current job, can it? There's also an ad in the paper for a maid service, which doesn't sound so bad, because I'm already cleaning up after people. Seriously I would rather suck dick for cash than go back to work tomorrow, it is destroying my soul. I need a vacation. |
| Sunday, May 25th, 2008 | |
| 9:59 pm | Okay FORGET that old geezer Alan Rickman, Sean Pertwee has the sexiest voice in the world. He's also better looking and has a funny name and I want to do him. |
| Sunday, May 11th, 2008 | |
| 10:24 pm | CONFESSION: when I was very young I had two distinct vore fantasies, one involving green jello and the other involving a giant lizard. |
| Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 | |
| 4:14 pm | For old time's sake I have created a new icon. It is pretty rad but I had to zoom in on Steve's face to make it and my soul was almost destroyed. Cleolinda could update 200 more times on RDR and it wouldn't stop being funny. If this wank were a tangible object I would hold it up to my face and caress my cheek against it. |
| Thursday, February 21st, 2008 | |
| 9:53 pm | I'm sleepy. The crazy ZQ chick kerfluffle made me think of the craziest person in my own fandom. She ran around insisting she was a noldor elf or a dwarf and that her great love was one the game's NPCs. She was delightfully batty and violent and being an ESL her English was zany. She got a hyooge tattoo in honor of her make believe boyfriend and a smaller one in honor of her make believe best friends. I miss her crazy so much. ;_; |
| Thursday, January 31st, 2008 | |
| 9:04 am | Once upon a time I had a net friend who was a furry and a creep. I didn't realize just how creepy until recently: Generally, once the actual act of copulation has started, it's pretty much impossible to "rape" the other person. If they were okay to let you put it in them, it's pretty unreasonable to expect you to to just take it out when they say. Luckily I haven't considered him a friend for some time, otherwise I might find this a surprise or a betrayal. Tuesday was my twenty first birshday and I ordered a long island iced tea at a resteraunt and it was nastay. I think they forgot to put the tea in. I'm this close to quitting my quest to discover what it feels like to be drunk. |
| Monday, January 21st, 2008 | |
| 5:55 pm | Oh shit I'm a butterhead 10xxx better than Benny Lava. In completely personal news I am taking my rabbit to be put down tomorrow. I bet you thought I didn't have a rabbit, huh? Well after tomorrow you will be right. I will be really sad. He's been a member of the family for 10 years, which is almost half as old as I am. He could have picked a better time than a week before my birthday though, sheesh. .... my bunbun ;_____; |
| Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 | |
| 6:32 pm | Hello my friends. I have a funny story to share with you. I work at Taco Bell. My coworker asked a customer if he wanted his tacos hard or soft. Nothing at all unusual about that. Except the customer took it sexually and now we are longer allowed to say "hard," we have to say crunchy. Seriously, what the fuck. Tacos are not remotely penis-like, how do you hear "do you want that hard or soft" and think "OH MY GOD IT'S A HOMO SHIT SHIT." Taco can even be slang for vagina and if your vagina is hard you've got some problems. Anyway, THANK YOU CUSTOMER for doing what even fandom wank could not do, lower my faith in humanity. I just wish I had been there (I had taken the week off and enjoyed it very much, and I wouldn't trade that time I spent with someone special for anything, but if I did it would be for that). |
| Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 | |
| 8:28 pm | So the other night my teenage coworker was stamping the time on some tortillas in a brutal manner and our supervisor told him to cease, so I was like "just tell her you're tenderizing the tortillas." Coworker did so and then asked me if I came up with that myself. He was in awe of my wit. If only everybody on the internet could recognize my comedic genius as well as this young man. I would be internet famous. I hate that my job involves tortillas, but if Arnold keeps raising minimum wage I will soon be making more than my parents. It went up to eight bucks this year. Eight friggin dollars. Sometimes I think I should get a gold fucking medal for dealing with assholes and idiots all day but on the other hand, a monkey could do this shit just as well. Maybe better because a monkey wouldn't realize how degrading it all is and lose motivation. This job would be much more suited to the likes of brennalarose. Because she's dumb, see? I was reading the comments of Cassie Edwards wank and whenever I read one by her I regretted it immediately. Eventually I was able to tell myself "Okay, if it says "brennalarose," SKIP IT." It's not like she's offensive or anything. Just not funny. Which bugs me so much more than if she were offensive. Boring people should neither be heard nor seen. That's why I so rarely comment on wanks. |
| Sunday, December 9th, 2007 | |
| 8:24 pm | I never thought I would find myself googling "rabbit testicles." Also: Your search - "how big our my rabbit's testicles supposed to be" - did not match any documents. ;___; |
| Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 | |
| 10:05 pm | *sniff* *wipes tears from eyes* Don't mind me, I just finished watching the episode where Rose and the doctor are parted, forever... or until the next series. And it was just so sad and the doctor is so dreamy. *weep* But then Donna appeared so I will finally see some Who with a different companion, one that does not look like the lovechild of Miss Piggy and Mr. Potatohead (seriously Billie Piper is a fugly girl). omg poor doctor why can't he be with rose ;_; Also Torchwood is kinda boring. |
| Saturday, November 17th, 2007 | |
| 4:40 pm | SCREW BOOBIES. Yes yes I know all us ladies here at fandom_wank are raging lesbians but why do we need a boobie train in EACH WANK with the same old boobie icons and I have seen them all so much they are all starting to resemble sagging butts. Also wtf is Katarin? I swear I have not noticed her until like, a week ago. She seems cool so I don't know how I could have missed her. |
| Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 | |
| 10:49 am | From the previously mentioned forum that I frequent: "The main physical traits in black women that turn me off are the hair and a wide, prominent nose (if they have one). Mostly the hair though." "To chime in personally, very strongly African women are rarely all that attractive to me." "Caucasian linguistically only applies to a certain group of people from the Caucasus/Cacasia. It has been PC twisted to mean all white people. While I am white, I have no ancestors from that area and are therefore not Caucasian even though that is what I would be expected to check on a race form." "EDIT: Note to black women: being black does not make obesity acceptable, much less "hot"." Can I fucking QUIT humanity please. Edit: some more: "Allow me to re-phrase that... I simply don't find black women attractive. Probably because, as I've mentioned in the past, I like petite girls. Or maybe that it's that god-awful annoying accent that ones on TV have...?" "You do realize there are plenty of petite black women out there, right?" "I've never seen one. But it's more than just the petite thing." |
| Monday, November 12th, 2007 | |
| 9:02 am | I had a disturbing dream about My Little Pony Porn. Lesbian porn. The ponies had huge unrealistic boobies. And there was a drow pony. I think my brain is trying to commit suicide. |
| Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 | |
| 2:59 pm | As I left work early due to a migraine I thought to myself, wouldn't it be so cool if there was a book-shaped package waiting for me on my front doorstep. And there was! As soon as I entered my house I tore the package apart in a frenzy, barely checking to make sure it was addressed to me, and lo, there it was. The Sailormoon art book. Tears welled up in my eyes, but maybe that was because of the pain. Or maybe it was the joy. When I was just a twelve year old Sailormoon fangirl I never dreamed that one day I would own a sparkling, pristine art book full of Naoko Takeuchi illustrations just waiting to be ogled as soon as my right brain stops throbbing. But thanks to ebay, my crappy job and the enduring popularity of Sailormoon what I dared not dream has come true. Okay, so maybe I am going a little overboard. I thought holding this book for the first time would make me instagasm or something, but I'm not quite THAT excited. But maybe that's just because I want to open up my skull with a can opener. You know, two hundred years from now, when 21st century technology has extended my life to a goverment-allotted 220 years, when I close my eyes for the last time and am finally at peace, I will be dying a Sailormoon fan. And when, 50 years after that, they reanimate my corpse to serve in a zombie soldier army, I will still be all like woo sailormoon okay I am done now. oops I accidentally typed dumb the first time, isn't that funny? woo. |
| Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 | |
| 9:40 am | Oh yeah baby, condescend me harder. unf. I have to wonder if anybody has ever called Frank Herbert a douche bag. His villain is so fat, he needs anti-gravity things to get around. And since he rapes little boys he's already evil enough, don't you think? I know why Frank Herbert made him so gross, though. Obesity is associated with overindulgence. Same thing with Janna, you know. Not only is she a complete psychopath she is an overindulgent psychopath. In other news I kinda swore at someone at work yesterday. So I guess my mouth is getting kinda big, lately. It's worth it to stick up for my friends, but maybe I need to learn to pick my battles. |
