Tree trunks and amber

I open up this journal to everyone, be it anonymous or not, to question the so-called "wankas" about their methods and what they're thinking.

Hmm... well, I'm generally thinking "boobies" and my methods are usually "post boobies". Do you think that will go over well with them?

My eyes kind of glazed over after that, though, sorry. Obviously it's someone who's all pissy over that wank with whatshername and the other whatshername that I didn't really pay attention to because it was kind of boring. Maybe it will get less boring now! Awesome!