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Friday, September 5th, 2008


fandom_wank
Posted by:sepiamagpie.
Time:12:28 am.
Hello, wankahs! It is the most holy of days, my birthday.

There were a lot of ideas about how to celebrate it. The most prominent and the only one I can currently remember was to let Snacky out on all of you because she is full of a deep, dark anger welling up from pools within that I cannot even begin to comprehend. Well, mostly she was pissed off at all the genital-based insults being lobbed at someone for being a bad writer. But about other stuff, too!

Then I realized that would just end in tears. Except for Snacky, who would probably be on top of her mountain cackling while lightning struck in the background.

Being a peaceful toy dork, I decided on something that will make me happy. And hopefully The World, too!


No banning, no pranks, nothing elaborate.

I wants picspam.

Kittens, hot people ([info]hot_daily has put the madness in me. Also, go there. It's quality), puppies (unless you're puppyfree), and actually, mostly cute animals.
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Thursday, September 4th, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Thursday, September 4, 2008
Posted by:amireal.
Time:3:39 pm.

  • [info]cesperanza: PWP? WTF? - But now I'm wondering if maybe NONE of these words mean what I think they mean! For me, PWP is 'Plot, What Plot' which I've always interpreted in my own head as--like, huh, wuh, there was a plot? because the story was so OBVIOUSLY about the sex, you know? Like, if you're looking for the plot, you've missed the point, because the story of the story was the story of the sex! The sex is the story, no flying monkeys or juggling clowns needed. -

  • [info]lobelia321: leather jackets and TV canon - So in my canon world, the photo of the 'making of' the pier does not count either towards or against any kind of leather jacket theory. It is cute but it is not canon. -
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fandom_wank
Subject:FFRants strikes again
Posted by:sarajayechan.
Time:2:38 am.
Mood:*thud*.
[info]nemesishamartia posts yet another rant about gay guys who act like stereotypical women in slashfic. "Words" are given, offense is taken, snark is had. But alas, in the end the commenters were merely guinea pigs in [info]nemesishamartia's social experiment:

"ETA2: Thank you all for participating in my women's studies experiment. A male classmate didn't quite grasp that the comments he made during class were insulting.

Your help was most appreciated. -- ;D Nems."
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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Posted by:fairestcat.
Time:10:38 pm.
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Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
Posted by:oulangi.
Time:11:09 am.

  • [info]americanleaguer: more thinky things - I think this is mostly understood even by sports slash critics, right? I mean, the guys at that basketball blog, the folks over at Deadspin, when they approached sports slash, it was more out of a sense of... I dunno, horror at the idea, (sometimes merited) amusement at the expense of the concept and the writing both. -
    (tags: sports rpf)

  • [info]fialleril: race relations in Star Wars - EU style! - There aren't many people of color in the Star Wars universe to begin with (and that's another meta entirely!). But I've started to notice a pattern in how the EU treats them -
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Monday, September 1st, 2008


unfunnybusiness
Subject:Oh Blizzard, sometimes you fail so hard
Posted by:undomielregina.
Time:10:29 pm.
I just found out that one of the male Troll flirts in World of Warcraft is "Want some of my jungle love?". This skeeves me totally, because I've already had issues with the racial stereotypes in WoW. Most of the less human-looking races are clearly based off of some "primitive" civilization (Orcs are Africans and Tauren are Native Americans.) Those two are almost okay, they get Noble Savaged like woah, but at least they're not as bad as the Trolls. Trolls talk like Jamaicans, obsess about "da voodoo" (which turns people into frogs and zombies, naturally) and are cannibals. They live in jungles in the decayed ruins of their once-great civilization. They're like the natives in a Tarzan movie (or an Indian Jones flick, if you take the Zul'Aman instance into account -- I can't listen to the boss emotes there without cringing.) So I've already been plenty skeeved. The "jungle love" emote just raises my squick to whole new levels.

Of course, none of my guild-mates see that. I'm apparently overreacting, since there's no way that could have racist connotations at all. (As to how this came up, one of the characters in the guild was named "Jungleluv" and was made to rename his character because the name was inappropriate. Oh Blizz, you fail so hard.)

ETA: This forum thread details a lot of my problems with WoW's races, beginning at post 86. Disclaimer -- I'm Afagddu and Rebecka is my SO.
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clairvoyantwank
Subject:I think there will be more activity when it's not a holiday.
Posted by:jrs1980.
Time:2:53 pm.
Cracked.com has posted an article: Hollywood's Five Saddest Attempts at Feminism. River Tam of Firefly is #3.

They cite..._allecto_ in their argument, referring to her as a fan.

Whedonesque questions the journalistic integrity of Cracked.
Comments: Read 232 or Add Your Own.

Sunday, August 31st, 2008


fandom_wank
Subject:The return of Chancery Stone
Posted by:sleepyjean.
Time:1:08 pm.
While visiting Amazon today I noticed a link in their romance forum for a romance between brothers. Because I always have to crane my neck to stare at a trainwreck, I clicked on the link.

And found Chancery Stone!


...who recs DANNY without disclosing that she's the author and then gets into arguments with posters who don't consider incest overly romantic. Just like always, Stone can't stop posting.

And don't miss the name of her new site--www.danny-is-god.com.

Mild wank, but it's nice to get a blast from the past.

ETA:

Original wank

Well-earned parody of wank

Flouncety flounce flounce

Further ETA: Amazon has deleted many of her more fervent posts.

Son of wank, featuring commentary by the awesome Nora Roberts, who smacks Stone down as wonderfully as you'd imagine--especially when Stone posts a link to her blog and tells them they're getting their 15 minutes of fame.
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unfunnybusiness
Subject:Barbequed Ferrett has a very short shelf-life.
Posted by:footsie.
Time:10:46 am.
So, after all the fur flying with the Open Source Boob Project, you'd figure that guys would learn to keep their hands to themselves. Even if their motivation isn't an enlightened attitude toward harassment, but just CYA, hoping not to be the next Ferrett that gets barbequed online, you'd think that they'd still behave themselves, right?

Apparently not.
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Saturday, August 30th, 2008


unfunnybusiness
Subject:I can't believe it ... and yet somehow I can ...
Posted by:pipssister.
Time:10:07 pm.
Mood:GRRRRRR.
Apparently, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin looked at BJR's posts and said "Great idea!"

The evacuation of New Orleans becomes mandatory at 8 a.m. Sunday along the vulnerable west bank of the Mississippi River, and at noon on the east bank. Nagin called Gustav the storm of the century and told residents to "get your butts out of New Orleans now."

"This is the real deal, not a test," Nagin said as he issued the order, warning residents that staying would be "one of the biggest mistakes of your life." He emphasized that the city will not offer emergency services to anyone who chooses to stay behind.


And ...

Unlike Katrina, when thousands took refuge inside the Superdome, there will be no "last resort" shelter, and those who stay behind accept "all responsibility for themselves and their loved ones," said the city's emergency preparedness director, Jerry Sneed.

[flails!]
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unfunnybusiness
Subject:DIAF barely covers it
Posted by:sevendeadlyfun.
Time:8:54 pm.
Lawmaker defends group who buried women alive.

My absolutely most unfavorite part of this whole fucking mess? The part where he tells the assembled parliamentarians to pipe down and stop making such a big deal out of this. After all, these women were engaging in the "immoral" act of choosing their own husbands, so clearly they were just asking for it.

Seriously, die in a fire just isn't strong enough here.
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fandom_rant
Subject:Reality vs. Fiction - Some of us do see the line there.
Posted by:judyhazeleyes.
Time:12:56 pm.
Mood:Murderous.
Music:worst - nightmare.
Okay, I predominantly write in RPS fandom, which makes this a pretty pressing issue, but I've seen this in fictional fandoms as well, and the emperorsteele wank made me feel the need to reiterate this:

NOT ALL OF US THINK THE PEOPLE WE WRITE ABOUT ARE REALLY HAVING SEX. IT IS NOT ABOUT THAT.

Yeah, there are tinhats. There's crazy in every corner of the interwebs. But it isn't about someone really being gay and buttsexing their best friend/enemy/tentacle monster. It's about imagining the 'what ifs' that we find interesting or titillating and writing them to share with other people who find them the same way. Repeat: fic does not say "this person is gay" or even "this person could be gay", it says "what if they were gay?"

For that matter, WE ARE NOT AFFECTING YOUR CANON BY DREAMING UP OUR OWN. Boys don't magically start having sex with one another in the pages of your favourite manga because we like to write scenarios in which they do. Ballplayers aren't gonna bring a whole new meaning to the words 'high and tight' because someone writes them doing so.


We're not (all) delusional here. These aren't always reflections of what we think is real, or even what we think should be real, and they're not too likely to impact your enjoyment of said fandom object whatsoever. So for the love of God, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!

*breathes*
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fandom_wank
Subject:emperosteele's tought on yaoi episode ???? (which # already?)
Posted by:stupid_fangirl.
Time:10:14 am.
Over [info]fanficrants; [info]oceanica ranted about sexual orientation in Naruto fandom.
It looked normal until emperorsteele decided to join the rant.

"Could" provides for possibility. If something doesn't exist or is not true, then it's not possible.

Girl likes guy. She is straight UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. UNTIL that point, it's just whistful fantasy that she wants the clam.

Anyway, the OP was saying things like "Likes girls.. possibly bi". I mean really? What does it take to convince some people that someone is straight? In a boy's action story where romance is hardly ever a focus, no less?

Bit late to the party on this one, but I've got one name for you: Dumbledore.


Oh sure, point out the ONE time something like that happened!

I guess that means ALL characters are secretly gay!! My bad!!!


So on and on and on and on and on....

ETA: Fandom is such math.

MOAR ETA: It's dragged to ffrantsrants.

ETA'S MOM: Seem like he is having fun in another wank entry.

DEAREST PAPA OF ETA
: Another butthurt and FFRR.

And no, I'm not going to defend this position ad infinitum for 5 hours straight against heterophobes. The OP asked for opinions, and I'm gicing mine. If anyone has a problem with this view, kindly count to ten and pass up on hitting reply, kthnx. My E-mail inbox is still crying from the last wankfest. Please, think of the inboxes!

My "problem" seems to be that I have an opinion about the nature of the written medium (and to a lesser extent, the nature of sexuality) which rubs people here the wrong way because they assume that having that opinion translates into real-life quasi-homophobia, making me a horrible person, thus giving them an excuse to attack me because it's not politically correct; or rather they feel compelled to disagree in order to defend their beloved slashfics.

ETA'S SIS: He is now temp banned from FFR
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Friday, August 29th, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Friday, August 29, 2008
Posted by:p_zeitgeist.
Time:9:46 pm.
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fandom_wank
Subject:And the Twilight Wank Saga continues with an author flounce...
Posted by:ilya.
Time:2:39 pm.
As a lot of you must know by now, the first 12 Chapters of Midnight Sun, Smeyer's addition to her Uh-may-zing boooookes was leaked on the internet several days ago, and this has chagrined her dazzle verily.

From her official website:

August 28, 2008 (part II)

As some of you may have heard, my partial draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without my knowledge or permission or the knowledge or permission of my publisher.

I have a good idea of how the leak happened as there were very few copies of Midnight Sun that left my possession and each was unique. Due to little changes I made to the manuscript at different times, I can tell when each left my possession and to whom it was given. The manuscript that was illegally distributed on the Internet was given to trusted individuals for a good purpose. I have no comment beyond that as I believe that there was no malicious intent with the initial distribution.

I did not want my readers to experience Midnight Sun before it was completed, edited and published. I think it is important for everybody to understand that what happened was a huge violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being. As the author of the Twilight Saga, I control the copyright and it is up to the owner of the copyright to decide when the books should be made public; this is the same for musicians and filmmakers. Just because someone buys a book or movie or song, or gets a download off the Internet, doesn't mean that they own the right to reproduce and distribute it. Unfortunately, with the Internet, it is easy for people to obtain and share items that do not legally belong to them. No matter how this is done, it is still dishonest. This has been a very upsetting experience for me, but I hope it will at least leave my fans with a better understanding of copyright and the importance of artistic control.

So where does this leave Midnight Sun? My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isn't like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn't dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

I'd rather my fans not read this version of Midnight Sun. It was only an incomplete draft; the writing is messy and flawed and full of mistakes. But how do I comment on this violation without driving more people to look for the illegal posting? It has taken me a while to decide how and if I could respond. But to end the confusion, I've decided to make the draft available here (at the end of this message on the Midnight Sun page). This way, my readers don't have to feel they have to make a sacrifice to stay honest. I hope this fragment gives you further insight into Edward's head and adds a new dimension to the Twilight story. That's what inspired me to write it in the first place.

I do want to take a moment and thank the wonderful fans who have been so supportive of me over the past three years. I cannot begin to tell you how much each of you means to me. I only hope this note will stop all the confusion and online speculation so that the Twilight universe can once again become the happy escape it used to be. After this incredibly busy year, I am now focusing on spending more time with my family and working on some other writing projects.

--Stephenie

I don't think I need to add much more than that.  Lol.  This is so bloody beautiful...Oh Smeyer...please to be going over there to cry upon your pile of ill-begotten millions.  We all know that that book is going to be finished and published eventually so that you can add to your dragon hoard of booty. 

Who else thinks that she's just waaaaahing for the sympathy and threatening to not provide any more crack so that everyone can forget about the epic fail that was Breaking Dawn and start kissing her ass again? *raises hand*

Edit:

And we get reactions from the Amazon Boards and the ♥ TwiMoms ♥. The ONTD comm weighs in on the situation.

And the NuttyMadam reacts. Though sorry, there's no vid this time since she took it down. But here, have a transcription of the lost vid, courtesy of [info]aegflota

We are all a bunch of meanies hiding away in this little club house of ours.

Smeyer Ego stroking.

Bonus Snack: The Twimoms just cannot leave the poor boy alone!. There's wankiness in the second link, as the TwiMom in the picture appears and asks for her photo to be taken down. Also, Here is a step by step instruction manual on how to go about your Pretty Vampire Actors stalking, for you n00bs who have no idea how to go about it. It is illustrated and everything. The TwiMoms are nothing, if not thorough.

OH NOES YOU GUISE! They be calling the FBI on us!!! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?

Twilight is going to save our country from the evil lesbians so you'd better all stop dissing it!

Cleolinda Midnight Sun Commentary! Yay. Lol.

ETA:How do you gain respect for your much derided favorite author? Why, by starting an online petition for it, of course!
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Thursday, August 28th, 2008


fandom_wank
Subject:I'm sure there's a masturbation joke I could make here but I'm stumped.
Posted by:gusty.
Time:10:42 pm.
If you've been following F_W for a bit you're probably aware of the existence of FurAffinity, the furry-themed art website. Recently, the website had been down for about a month due to a supposed hardware failure. During that time many users, unable to function without their hot hot hermaphrodite liontaur porn, flocked to a lesser known site called Furry Art Pile. Yes, it's lovingly called FAP most of the time. Many users decided that they liked FAP better, and made this known in their various journals on FurAffinity when it returned. They found it more user friendly, and there was also much suspicion that the 20k raised for new hardware by FurAffinity was not all going back into the site.

Which brings us to yesterday. The head admin of FAP (Dylan) made an entry in his personal journal that he just wasn't having fun with the project anymore and was shutting it down. As in, right then and there. There was no warning period. Even more troubling -- he had recently been accepting donations on the website for upgrades.

Needless to say, this doesn't go over very well. Most replies being fairly blunt. Then a few of the admin's friends come in to make fun of the complainers:

[info]losdelroro: "Major props to you for taking a pet project so far and enjoying it. When it starts to be work and people start demanding stuff of you and all their "contributions" is the extra $2 they got as a tip from working at Starbucks, you dont owe them a damn thing. I hope you enjoy your next project as much as you enjoyed this one and I know you'll do amazing things!"

And later: "I dont really care what things he admitted to screwing up or not, what matters to me is a person's personal opinion and right to do what they want with a website they created from scratch. Especially if it eats up huge amounts of time to maintain and upgrade when the total amount "donated" doesnt even cover server costs. I didnt' say he only got $2, I was insinuating that the donations were meager collections and scraps that people had left over when they weren't buying comics, porn or fursuits. I think you just need to accept that its going away, deal with it somehow and move on and stop being so petty. Its not exactly crushing your world is it? Didn't think so."

After the uproar from people not even able to grab what they needed off the site before it was shut down, the site itself was reopened with an announcement that it would be closing on September 1st. Still, the only advice Dylan gives to those who donated? Take it up with Amazon.
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metafandom
Subject:Thursday, August 28, 2008
Posted by:amireal.
Time:8:12 pm.

  • [info]airinshaw: Ranty McRanterson - It gets said over and over by the press and bands and such - people writing about them (bands) sleeping together .... And I just want to to shake them and yell "UR DOIN IT RONG!" Because it's not about them. It's about us. -
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clairvoyantwank
Subject:Impending furry wanksplosion
Posted by:pantsgolem.
Time:2:41 am.

Furry Art Pile, aka FAP (I see whut u did thar!) is was a knockoff of and competitor to the frequently wanky FurAffinity art site. FA, if you've been living under a rock, is itself a knockoff of DeviantArt, except with more drawings of Simba fucking a triceratops.

From what I can gather, FAP was supposed to have more features than FA, with user input and whatnot, and avoid all the technical problems that plagued FA. (Obviously, nobody expected it to avoid all the drama problems, because: furries.)

Alas, it was not to be. There are links posted to allow authors to download all their content, and users to download all their favorites, which in my mind is a hell of a lot more than most webmasters do when they take their ball and go home.

Nonetheless, this is cold comfort for many. The closure happened late in the evening Pacific time, so the real wank will undoubtedly start in the morning. Still, in the webmaster's LJ entry announcing the closure, the seeds have already been sown.

So far we have in the incubator:

There's probably also a thread or 10 at FA already, plus at least one in each of the major furry LJ comms, but I have to get up for school in like 5 hours, so I leave it to you intrepid wankas to brave those waters.

Please, no furbashing.

Edit: post in official community (no comments ATM but they are enabled) and one in wtf_fap

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Posted by:fairestcat.
Time:6:05 pm.
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Thursday, August 28th, 2008


fandom_rant
Subject:Fuck you, Bakuman.
Posted by:el.
Time:5:01 am.
Because MEN HAVE DREAMS THAT WOMEN JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND! <3<3<3

And we girls ALL dream of getting married, and forever being GRACEFUL AND CUTE! Ooh, and just forget all those pesky worries like grades (EW!!) because BEING TOO SMART ISN'T CUTE, right?? <3<3<3<3

*STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB*

(Why have I seen some girls laughing along with this statement? WHY? *CRIES*)
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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008


clairvoyantwank
Subject:Her soul bond, Sparkle Dobbins?
Posted by:criticalcricket.
Time:11:51 pm.
Remember [info]princess_magpie, the one who used super special horsey magic, was soulbonded to her doll and had sexual relations with it? She makes a horse doll that she calls "Sparkle Dobbins" and she posts pictures in horse_lovers. The Ugly Crap community picks up on it. A few minutes later, someone blows the whistle and the princess shows up to pitch a fit. If she's learned her lesson, she might just toss a few comments around and go home. If not, we might be in for some excitement.

ETA: Princess Magpie has flounced from horse_lovers. Stupid Free has discovered the wank. Sparkle Dobbins has appeared to defend his mommy and his birth defects.

ETA 2: Sparkle Dobbins posts to SF_Drama.

ETA 3: From influencethis - "Even MORE sparkle_dobbins. Though this post in particular references a recent noob post and subsequent flounce on that community, it is truly glorious."
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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008


fandom_rant
Posted by:coffeebun.
Time:1:33 pm.
Mood:aggravated.
Dear project manager,

You're a friend of mine, and you know that. And I know you have it rough these days. However, that is not going to stop me from pointing out all the bs you've managed to come up with.

Yes, I do realize people have real lives (I have a job! I KNOW!) and that shit happens. And I know bugging people after a deadline is due is tough. But dude. WE'VE BEEN DELAYED FOR THREE MONTHS, and our project has been ongoing since November of LAST YEAR, and it's supposed to be due in MAY. If you're just going to let everyone slide, why even bother with a fucking deadline? And as the leader, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE DOING ALL THIS SHIT ON TIME. Don't fucking extend the deadline because you suddenly can't make it when the only reason you have is ~*~procrastination~*~ when some of us did manage to finish on time even with school and jobs, when you... didn't have those. And don't you think it's just a little embarrassing that we had to delay the release date when we already had PAID pre-orders?

"But it's just fandom! We're only supposed to be doing this for fun!"

I agree, it's supposed to be for fun. But does that mean we don't need deadlines anymore? Not even when you've already been given several months to work on it? And don't you think things change, even a little, when you get a lot of people involved?

It's a huge, ambitious first project. I know. But a little perspective, here? I offered help several times. I was denied all those times. Then it turned out you can't make it in time, after all. Did you ask for help? No. I asked repeatedly if the most important part of the project was done yet a month ago. You avoided the question, avoided me, then asked one of the members to do it less than a week before the final deadline. Seriously, what? What if she had refused? Then we'll have to delay it even MORE, and that's just. Ugh.

So now, I'm the bitch because I should be GRATEFUL!!ichi!1niisan!1!! that it's done, instead of being irritated since we could have organized this a lot better. I AM glad it's done. However, if you're starting another project, I am definitely not joining unless if you manage to straighten yourself out, or if you find someone else who's willing to straighten YOU out.

Love,

Me.
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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008


fandom_wank
Subject:Tired of Steph Meyer's wank yet?
Posted by:aeka.
Time:9:37 pm.
Once upon a time in the magical land of YouTube, there was a Scottish Youtuber who got bored one night . Turning on her camera and pressing the record button, she sat on her arse to praise the latest work of the almighty Stephenie Meyer, the next best thing since JK Rowling.

She was rather stout with a squared jaw and rectangular shaped eyes. Her hair was a silky brown in colour, straight and thin, shining under her lantern's light. After a few seconds of nasty glares and emo stares, our Scottish Youtuber goes on to make her announcement of just how disappointed she is with fans; going on to patronise the whole fanbase on just how pathetic they really are, not realising the irony of her statements.

Quoth she in a patronising tone while staring closely into the camera:

"How can you act like this? After reading that amaaaaaaazing book, not shit! not boring! not glorified fanfiction, A-MAAZING BOOK! I'ma say it real clear: A-MA-ZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! You've been waiting for what? A year? And you've been thinking of how wonderful it's going to be, and DYING to get your hands on it, cause it's going to be soooo good! And then you complain about it? Because it's not what you wanted?

She briefly blew a small gust of wind into her hair, so as to keep her bangs from falling further into her eyes.

"Since when do you get what you want by complaining, you ungrateful little turd?" she enquires with a tone of anger in her voice "Yeah, I'm talking to you! You who is watching this! If you have ever complained about Breaking Dawn because it wasn't what you wanted it to be: I'ma just go this real slow for you, because your brain obviously isn't working right now, because you're being STUPID thinking that its not very good anyway, okay?

"Number One: Stephenie Meyer is a GENIUS! Ya-HA, Ya-HA, okay? She rocks! She wrote Twilight, she wrote New Moon, she wrote Eclipse and you loved them!"

Not even going halfway through her video, her fellow viewers stopped and said:

"Fat FAT FAT FAT You are fat."

Another said:

"Please tell me, why all the Twilight fans are stupid, fat girls?"

And another:

"I think YOU'RE overreacting. You couldn't pay me to read that shit again. Maybe one day you'll develop literary taste and you'll realize how godawful Breaking Dawn was -- no, how godawful EVERY book after Twilight was, and that srs bsns people like you have been acting as Stephenie Meyer's cash cows for the past 3 years. Smeyer's sun tanning on her yacht right now that YOU helped pay for, laughing her ass off at the teenies who believe whatever bullshit she spoonfeeds them."

But best of all. one said:

"THIS. ISN'T. SPARRRRTAAAAA!
You're allowed to have your opinion. The 'haters' are allowed to have theirs.
Deal with it. Stop being so insane over a book.
Y SO SRS BSNS? "

But fortunately to her support one kind soul said:

"I personally loved the book! Although I do think that weather people loved it or hated it they should be able to share their opinions, I do have a problem with people who take it to ridiculous extreems. I hope that after a while things will cool down and everyone can just get over all this drama. I loved all the books and will just try to ignore all the negative feedback. Also, coming from an American I would just like to say that Fuckwit is the most awesome swear word I have ever heard.lol!"

Like the broken clock that used to tick next to me, the vast majority of commentors just went "wankity-wank, wankity-wank, wankity-wank-wank" and occasionally one with a high enough level of oestrogen would go "squee-squee-squee, squeekity sqee! with joy! at the girl who defended Stephie and her literary classics!"

This goes on for a while as tradition has it, and then along came an anonymouse to report the wankage at [info]wank_report

I'm ready for my award now for best break-through narrative of 2008.

[EDIT]:Oh yes, I forgot to point out that like the big bad wolf, this one also huffs and puffs, but didn't succeed in blowing down the house. But she did however manage to have a sadgasm somewhere in between her huffing and her acid trip when Renessme(sp?) supposedly gave her "visions". She also stated that "real vampires poop and wee on you", assuming of course she has come across real ones in her lifetime, and they didn't actually pop out of Stephenie Meyer's books during her state of emotional high. Thank you anonymous!
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clairvoyantwank
Subject:current wank 2%; potential wank infinite
Posted by:ari_o.
Time:5:24 pm.
The Leaky Cauldron posted about Melissa Anelli's new book "Harry: A History" and there are about 40 comments of the "YAY" variety.

There are two that may lead in another direction.

On p. 2:

mk

Melissa, First and foremost, CONGRATULATIONS! I can’t wait to read your book! I do have to ponder, though. It seems such a shame that folk like Mr. VdA don’t know the difference between working WITH your hero (or heroine) and working AGAINST her. Since you do know the difference, you get a lovely intro to your no-doubt wonderful and ORIGINAL book. He gets a well-deserved lawsuit which I am still hoping and praying he loses. I’m sure we will soon be treated to some snarky remarks from him as soon as he can glom on to some half-witted reporter.


On p. 3:
"I still think it’s sad that the admins of sites like this piggyback so desperately on the success of J.K. Rowling and have tried to become miniature celebrities themselves.

To me, the only exciting things about this book are that Rowling has written the foreword and has an interview. I might read parts of it to glean that information alone, but I’ll probably just check it out of a library. Sorry, but Melissa hasn’t earned my money. Takes more than merely writing about a fandom to do that. :P"


*waits with bourbon*

ETA: Our mutual friend has started responding. Wank baiter? Or sincere Ass? Hard to say.


C. Cox:

Well quigger, the simple fact is that we wouldn’t know who any of these people were if it wasn’t for JKR. It’s because of her talent that these other people are clamoring to be a part of the spotlight. And they’ve done it without a single original thought. Everything here is based on JKR’s ideas, which, granted, are themselves based on old mythology and legends and such. But still. :P

And the charity giving is nice, but that’s completely not the point I’m making. ;)


Also style points to somone posting as FreeSteveVanderArk:

What’s the big deal, I already get that and more on at hp-lexicon.org
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unfunnybusiness
Subject:Save the whales! Or, you know, don't.
Posted by:doomsday.
Time:11:09 am.
Right whales entangled by politics: To researchers' chagrin, measures that might save more of the rare animals have been held up by the White House.

Read more... )
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fandom_rant
Subject:I MUST have REASONABLE reason to hate someone's favorite character?
Posted by:stupid_fangirl.
Time:10:59 pm.
Well, from my POV; those topic of "Who you like/hate and reason why you like/hate him/her?" should be dropped or banned from discussion. Because it causes more problems than actives the decent discussion without wank of people get defensive "OMG HOW DARE U LIKE/HATE HIM/HER".

Yes, I replied the topic that I hate a female character A. Reason? To me she is annoying. And many of fic that turn her sue horrify me.
Comment replied of what I said; "She is annoying isn't reasonable reason of why you hate her. It's unfair to hate her base on bad fic."

I go WUT? After reading reply 3 times.

1. Because of she is your favorite doesn't mean she is not in my hate list. And not all people must like her as you like.
2. Like, dislike, hate is kinda personal feeling. Like taste people have different of taste. I hate pink, do I have to tell you why and must be reasonable at all?
3. As I said, first that character annoys me. The sue fic just make me more dislike her. I don't base all my hate on bad fic in the first place.
4. Please don't try to convince me to like her. Because it'll turn to opposite result if you annoy me enough. I won't magically turn 180 degrees to like her suddenly for the "reasonable reason" either.
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clairvoyantwank
Subject:Weasleys vs. Hermione, round infinity
Posted by:sandyclaws68.
Time:9:47 am.
Mood:Navel-Gazing.
 Some scans have come out of two different 2009 Half Blood Prince calendars.  There's a small amount of Where's Draco?!?! whining, but as with the teaser trailer wank most of the aggrieved parties are obsessed concerned with the lack of Hermione, particularly since Ron and Ginny are featured somewhat prominently.  Right now it's mainly a lot of wondering why Hermione doesn't have a month-picture of her own, but it probably won't stay that way.

Some highlights:
heather11483 starts with No Hermione month? to which mrs_mionepotter replies yeah wtf!no hermione month!!.  So far fairly calm and reasonable, but you know it can't last.  Sooner or later someone, somewhere, will make the connection between the lack of Hermione and the presence of Ginny, right?

Right.
pale_ink ~ WTH. Why does Ginny get a month and hermione doesn't? Ugh. I'm not buying this.

Allow dough to rise. . .
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Monday, August 25th, 2008


unfunnybusiness
Posted by:harrylovesron.
Time:10:24 pm.
Mood:scared.
And so it begins...

Investigators look into possible Obama assassination plot

Christ. On some level, we all knew this had to have been coming considering how many people are still convinced that he is a Muslim, and that Muslim = terrorist, therefore Obama = terrorist... but it still makes my skin crawl.
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unfunnybusiness
Posted by:hallidae.
Time:3:19 pm.
Ban on unmarried couple adoptions approved for Arkansas ballot.

I like how they don't even try to hide the fact that it's specifically to keep TEH CREEPY GHEYS from adopting. ::lip curl::
Comments: Read 71 or Add Your Own.


metafandom
Subject:Monday, August 25th, 2008
Posted by:acari.
Time:7:40 pm.

  • [info]ithiliana: I am Multitudinous Multitasker! - I get awfully tired of the zero-sum argument that comes up all the time in various activist discussions: "don't do X, do Y instead"; or "why are you complaining about Q when there's this huge R problem?"; I'm tired of that type of argument -
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Sunday, August 24th, 2008


clairvoyantwank
Subject:Cracked.com makes lemonade out of lemons
Posted by:darksumomo.
Time:4:19 pm.
Mood:*sporfle!*.
Music:Freeway Noise.

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction

When traveling in the vast, anonymous, lawless expanse known as the Internet, it's a given that you're going to run into some weird shit. Maybe none of it is weirder than the world of erotic fanfiction.

This is where fans lovingly write up tales of, say, Legolas and Gimli going at it, in excruciating detail. But dig deeper and you find stories featuring such random matchups of character that it'll send your mind, and boner, reeling:

Captain Jean-Luc Picard Meets Elrond From Lord of the Rings; Sex Ensues

Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter Hook Up With Lance Bass of N*SYNC

Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show Meets a Highlander

Indiana Jones Has His Way with Lord Voldemort

Dr. McKay From Stargate Atlantis Beds a Comic Strip Character Somehow
 

The mocking continues in the comments (151 of them) with surprisingly little wank at first, even from some of the authors, who make cameos and take the mocking in good humor.  Had it stayed like that, I might have posted this over in [info]fandom_lounge.  However, the wank from the Indiana Jones fans starts up in the later comments.  They seem to blame the Harry Potter fans.  It looks like there might be more wank on the horizon.
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fandom_wank
Subject:Stargat Atlantis RIP
Posted by:seca.
Time:1:16 pm.
I'm surprised nobody has picked up this wank from [info]wank_report. I don't really know the fandom so I'm just going by what I could find in the links given.

Stargate Atlantis has been canceled.

Queue the wank from the fans over the announcement which can be found in the comments over at GateWorld and Joe Mallozzi's blog (a writer/executive producer for the series).

They include such gems like:

Am I high? Did they just cancel SGA? Why???? )

And of course what fan reaction to the cancelation of a series would be complete without the 'bring back our show' petition, which can be seen here. And now there's even a LJ community dedicated to bringing back Stargate Atlantis.

But Stargate fans don't have too much time to come to terms about SGA's cancellation as it is then announced that a new Stargate series has been green-lit for production, Stargate Universe. In the announcement they mention that this series will be geared towards a younger audience and will have a 'young vibe' to it.

Not all Stargate fans take to the announcement in good graces, for example:

I'm going to hurl, seriously. )
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fandom_rant
Subject:Freaking great.
Posted by:stupid_fangirl.
Time:11:01 pm.
Mood:Bitch Slapped.
Yes, I know I promise to upload the EP up after I can get it subbed by subbing team. (Who are very friendly to me <3)

Yes, I fucking know and download the said release already. But you know what?

1. I'm not the member of sub team.
2. I have life other than watching and uploading anime. Work 40+hours/week + 5 hours of Japanese class. Ya know. And with the ridiculous deadline coming, I can't focus over anime and fandom for sure.
3. My network is PITA. DL and UL rate turn to 0.0 kb/s after 9 PM. Which is the most of time I'm in front of my com.

I'll do it as fast as I can but since you are NOT asking  me nicely, maybe next month or month after it if I have a good mood and TIME to do.

*go and take chill pills*

MOAR RANT:
Dear Ms./Mr. doujinshi thief,

Sorry to burst your ball. But you STOLE the scans from another website and the actual scaner who donated it to the said website CALLED you for it.

Deleting LJ entries and comments does not make you magically not being called for STEALING.

And now you are whining on your site (which full of stuffs you stole). You are blood fail as that girl who fucking plagiarized a fic by just renaming all name with another and being caught red hand. Then went the lame of "I got permission".
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fandom_wank
Subject:The Story of Thursdaywench & Co.
Posted by:caito.
Time:7:40 pm.
Mood:Poetic.
(This got a little stale over in [info]clairvoyantwank, but I'm hoping I can bring a FRESH take on it, hurr hurr hurr. Screencapped entries were formerly public, now flocked.)

Now, this is a story all about how
My trip got flipped, turned upside down
And I 'd like to take a minute
I know this seems random
I'll tell you how I became a wanker in the SPN fandom

I went on a trip with my SPN chums
To Vancouver, where Supernatural comes from
Chillin' out, maxin,' relaxin', you bet
And conning my way as PA onto the set
When an actual employee
Who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got just a little caught and thrown out of the workplace
I couldn't believe the way they embarrassed my face

Later on my friends and I tried to get back there
To try and see the actors (with their gorgeous hair)
Jensen and Jared, both of whom I'd like to boff
And can you believe it? They totes blew us off!

I ranted on my eljay and when other fans came near
They said angry things, made me want to disappear
I wanted to stay public, cuz that's how I rock,
But I thought, nah forget it, it's time for friendslock!

I was angry and entitled, so I had lashed out
(But maybe Jensen and Jared would find me cute with a pout?)
I looked at my journal
I have all you to thank
For crowning me Queen of SuperStalkery Wank.
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Saturday, August 23rd, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Saturday, August 23, 2008
Posted by:inalasahl.
Time:6:39 pm.
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Friday, August 22nd, 2008


metafandom
Subject:Friday, August 22, 2008
Posted by:p_zeitgeist.
Time:10:56 pm.

  • the_willow: Watching The Show In Your Head - I began to wonder if the difference between watching the show you want to see as a fan (in fandom, discussing the source and interacting with it and having that mentality) and watching the show as a 'mundane' is that discussing the source and talking about it brings you moments of realizing just exactly how and where and why you ended up seeing what you wanted to see. -
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unfunnybusiness
Subject:It's MY choice, not YOURS
Posted by:radiotrash.
Time:7:20 pm.
I didn't see this posted so here we go.

Bush administration pushing forward the moral abortion clause. Basically, "This proposal ensures that doctors and other medical personnel will retain the constitutional right to listen to their own conscience when it comes to performing or participating in an abortion," Perkins said. "These regulations will ensure that pro-life medical personnel will not be forced to engage in the unconscionable killing of innocent human life."

They also don't have to refer you to a doctor that will do their job.

Linked to the LJ entry about it because there's a bit of wank in the comments and a good explanation of why "I refuse to do a part of my job because it's against my beliefs" is stupid.

Edit: The link I give has links to send in letters and comments. The proposal is up for a 30 days public comment period. Also has links to donate to Planned Parenthood which is trying to fight this. If you can't think of anything coherent to say except for lots of cursing then PP even provides you with a form letter to send in after your donation.
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unfunnybusiness
Posted by:harrylovesron.
Time:3:39 pm.
Mood:Fixin' for a fight.
Name on government watch list threatens pilot's career

Quoted from the article:

Scherfen is a convert to Islam. His wife emigrated from Pakistan when she was 17 and is now a U.S. citizen. She runs a small business selling books and DVDs about Islam, publications she describes as nonpolitical.

Scherfen and Tareen have both been stopped when traveling and told by security personnel that they are on "a list." Scherfen calls it "embarrassing."


YES, BECAUSE MUSLIM = TERRORIST. MMMMHMMM.
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unfunnybusiness
Subject:Aussie mining town seeks ugly women
Posted by:pyratejenni.
Time:10:57 am.
...to turn into beautiful swans by devotion and love in marriage!

Because that's what marriage does. Right.
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