| 10:52p |
The Plot of Twilight and Sequels, as I understand it from reading snippets in various bookstores
"Take me! Take me now!"
"Okay! But I have to vampirize you first!"
"Oh well, don't take me now!"
"But actually, maybe I will"
"Take me now, then!"
"I'm not sure about this."
"Take me, please!"
"All right, I'll take you now!"
"I don't think I want to do this yet."
etc. etc. etc. |