On what meat doth our Caesar feed?
 If you aren't following the Lexicon wank breathlessly, there's now a screencap of Steve's ironic email exchange with the would-be Harry Potter encylopaedia writers. The one where he declares his loyalty to JKR *and* outlines his scheme for being her number one man. He really is Gilderoy Lockhart, but without the dashing good looks to compensate.