The Plot of Twilight and Sequels, as I understand it from reading snippets in various bookstores
"Take me! Take me now!"

"Okay! But I have to vampirize you first!"

"Oh well, don't take me now!"

"But actually, maybe I will"

"Take me now, then!"

"I'm not sure about this."

"Take me, please!"

"All right, I'll take you now!"

"I don't think I want to do this yet."

etc. etc. etc.