So, thanks to my exposure to HP fandom, I have heard of OBHWF.
I don't know, Harry and Ginny might have an unhappy marriage. Same with Ron and Hermione. It could be some sick incestous version of Closer or something.
Add in Percy/Draco, Bill/Fleur, George/Fred, and Charlie/Hand, and I'll bet I'll piss everyone off.
I totally want to make a parody of this song about these wars.
And I say
Snape and Hermione bond over a petri dish,
That's the way we pair them, hon,
We're making shit up as we wish.
Canon and common sense,
They pose no threat to us,
Cause if we find we're in a bind,
They'd never fuck but never mind,
We'll pull something out of our behinds.
We'll just make some shit up.
Oh, and by the way: I'm not sorry for anything other than when I stop mocking people for what they said on-line and start seeing them as bad people. They are not. Everyone in fandom is the Thanksgiving turkey at least once. Some, more than others.
Anne Rice tackles the life of Jesus, and my fictional characters laugh at her.
( I know, who's lamer, Anne or me? )
I'd write House/Danny Elfman, but it will deplete the world supply of snark.
(Plus, what would he be doing in New Jersey?)
So, the 'real life fairy Mary Sue' wrote something for NaNoWriMo. While I am all for creativity and realize that NaNoWriMo is about getting it down, not making it good, it made my head hurt. The 'every word in capitalized' is the author. The sarcastic remarks are mine. Oh, and there is a great bit about psychic vampires buried in a rant about vampires from limyaael.
( Once you click here, you will be risking your sanity. )
At least the teenagers hanging around batshit Sailor Moon cosplayer and experiencing her lack of concern for other people faced it at 16, and not at, say, 27.
At least none of them married her.
What is it about sex and childbirth that gets people to wank so much?
Oh, right. That wasn't how I wanted it to sound.
Or maybe a book, assuming that people will buy it.
When Prophecy Fails Electric Bugaloo: A Social and Psychology Study of Domlijah Tinhats
I will be examining them using Leon Festinger's conditions for prophecy and what happens when it fails:
Jenna Elfman: even crazier than being possessed by a ceremonial magician hell-bent on revenge.
Is it Constantine fanfiction if you haven't seen the movie, may not see it, but drool over their version of the Archangel Gabriel?
Tilda Swinton . . .
The Muppet Show theme shines bright even in a language I wish I understood.
Yay Muppet Show theme in Hebrew!
Baby Boy Fonda-Elfman is not more than two days old, and people are already pinning their hopes of a Boingo reunion on his teeny and possibly pale shoulders.
Jesus Christ.
He's a baby, not a clone of his father. Most likely, he will do whatever pleases him when he comes of age.
And Billy Burton might not direct. Surprisingly, people have picked occupations their parents did not.
(And babies seem to be all around. A friend of mine delivered a son, another friend expecting, all them little humans popping up)
So, at AllMusic, they have a section called 'mood.' Looking up the 'moods' of my favorite bands, here are the top moods.
Candybar dolls are addictive.
Wow, they have this?
(And I freely admit to being childish. That's why I shouldn't have children. And that noise and unpredictablity thing)
I am really starved for entertainment, but that is largely my fault.
So, I am taking a pledge from political stuff now that I've voted, but I gotta wonder about one thing.
Who would be up for fictional characters debating pundits?
I notice that there is a debate on vampires' rights.
As I see it, there is much involved. If they feed from consenting adults and otherwise leave others alone, I'm OK with that. If they commit crimes, they ought to have a fair trial and a just punishment. Considering their super31337 powers, that may require staking, psychics trained in banishing mind fog. I mean, we have expert witnesses for human criminals.
I reject any step toward genocide. Too many slaughters of human groups start with charges of them being a 'menace' to whatever way of life is going on. Do we really want to pioneer preternatural genocide?
I would also like to address this charge: "If we let them live, eventually human civilization won't be able to sustain the resources they consume." Oh, good God. If I have to deal with 'if we don't have children, the population will die out,' it's this sort of alarmist hoo-ha. Look, six billion humans are not in danger of extinction. Besides, vampires are somewhat smarter than other predators (including humans): they know that if they do not have a sustainable human population, they are going to resort to draining each other. Vampire cannibalism, yo.
If anything, they may agitate for some serious social reform. A national health care system, that may be the answer to fears of contracting a human's blood-born disease. A fed human is a tasty human, so let's stock food pantries. Who knows, with the American economy the way it is, one of them may revive 'the company town.' Have a nice job that won't get outsourced, donate a pint a month or so.
Let's not just show the advantages for the bleeding-heart (heh heh) liberals. Vampires have lived for centuries and can vote from a wellspring of tradition, custom, and moral foundation. Mind, some of those traditions and customs died out when Rome fell, but hey. Sacrifices to sun gods are protected by the 1st Amendment.
Also, with their tight clans of vampires with similar powers, and a few mystically-bonded servants, they understand the concept of 'traditional family values.' Take care of your love ones and make sure the government protects them too. They understand hands-off government, unless the government has some creepy super-strong FBI agents or something.
Plus, vampires are at least sentient. Now, zombies. Ew. Just ew.
I'm necronomist and I endorse this message.
World O' Crap features a guy that WorldNetDaily claims inspired Indiana Jones. Here is what he has to say about the music those durn kids listen to:
"Over the coming years, young Millennials (or Generation Y as some insist on calling them) will be pouring out of their teens and into their twenties to seize control of popular culture away from Xers. Say goodbye and good riddance to crotch-grabbing it's-cool-to-be-a-smartass sleaze. Say hello to music you can actually listen to (i.e., that's actually music), TV shows you can let your kids watch, and baseball caps worn normally."
Yep, music like Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, shows like, er, Lizzie McGuire, movies like Mean Girls and I haven't seen any baseball caps on, so . . .
He must have been part of the 'boycott Disney because they don't burn gays at the gate of Disneyworld' movement.
I say, bring back grunge if this is what youse teens and twenties want to listen to.
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