Nothing says "I ATEN'T DEAD" like explicit, badly-written father-son incest.

Hi! I'm the artist formerly known as Kaltia in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom & nymeria in the Supernatural fandom. If you're after my old livejournal account, it's here but inactive. If you're after my FMA or SPN fanfiction, then my master fic list contains everything. If you're trying to follow a broken link to a fic journal on LJ named 'ishnaru,' I changed the name some time ago to 'booterang'. Just change the journal name and keep the rest of the link and your link will work again!

Right now, my main journal is Reikah on dreamwidth.

A correspondance between mother and daughter!

( aka my mum is better than your mum. )

things that are good: warsong gulch on good days, ie, when alliance won 5 times in a row due to the shortage of twinks on the horde side (\o/).

things that are bad: warsong gulch with a twinky mctwink twink from twinkersville belf paladin nabbing your flag and taking off it, then proving to be nigh unkillable. oh well, at least it keeps the games short and the losses often!

SYLAR, YOU BASTARD.

For the record?

I am Spartacus.

MAKING A MEAL WITH NOTHING BUT BASMATI RICE AND CHEESE.
A recipe by a starving student.

Take: 1 half-mug of rice, rinse 5 times and then soak for half an hour to get rid of excess starch. Drain rice over sink when rinsing is complete.

Add to saucepan with water equivalent to twice amount of rice (eg half cup of rice = 1 cup of water), 1 teaspoon (the smallest type) of salt and two tablespoons of butter (or ghee, if you can get it). Put to boil.

When rice is boiling, turn down heat and cover. Let rice simmer for another 10-15 minutes, or until the water is all gone. Turn heat off and leave, with lid on, for about five minutes. While waiting, grate cheese.

Spoon rice from saucepan to plate. Mix up with grated cheese. Scuttle off to your bedroom to eat your pathetic dinner and whine about your student loan company.

The end.

ALTERNATIVELY:

Get a job.

I cooked! And I'm not dead!

All is good.

Randomly - or appropriately, given my stalkerish tendencies - this is what greeted me when I woke up this morning:



I think gmail might be trying to tell me something, possibly "quit it." But quit what, oh mighty inbox? Being mean to people? Hogging the shower for half an hour at a time? Ordering things from urbiggerpenisandu.cz?

Only time will tell.

Edit: Oh man. First spam, now bittorrent?! :/

"supernaturals03e07.hdtv.LOL.avi - 66.6%"

If I vanish and never return, I was eaten alive by superstition.

WHAT FANDOM_WANK IS NOT:

Interested in your opinion about the current political unrest in ___.
Your mother.
A trained character assassination service.
A place to continue the original argument,
A place to earnestly debate the validity of the original argument
A place to defend the original argument or attempt to clarify it in case we don't understand, because surely if we understood where you're coming from we'll see your original point!

We do. We just don't care.

WHAT FANDOM_WANK IS:

A place of mocking. Sorry.

What Not To Do When You've Been Wanked: turn up on the wank report and whine about how you deserve more comments.

Moron.

... I wish I'd used a more scornful icon now, damnit.

Success! I have successfully reset my body clock to NORMAL TIME!

i am INVINCIBLE!

This may well be the best spam email I've ever gotten:

"Marissa K Sharpe: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it!"

"I thought Sam and Dean, while out there fighting the good fight, were the epitome of freedom, and therefore, I guess I thought of them as good and decent Americans. Americans who, no matter what their political bent, would not stoop so low as to consider the Vice President of these great United States as “evil.” "

i actually cannot speak right now. i just can't. omg. read the whole indignant letter here.

My First Experience With Mouthwash, A One Acte Playe By, Nymeria

Scene opens. One bathrobe-clad Nym examines a bottle of her roommate's mouthwash over the sink in her bathroom.
Nym: Well, I do have terrible morning breath...
NYM carefully unscrews the lid, foiled a little by the childproof cap, and pours a teensy bit out into the cap. She puts it in her mouth.
Nym: .... O.o
Nym: .... o.O
Nym: .... O.O
Nym: OH GOD IT BURNS AND STINGS

END

I hate daylight savings.

That is all.

Our party was, I think, a success! Okay, so, thirty-odd drunk students launching rockets out of plant pots (and accidentally blowing up the neighbour's garden) is always a disaster, but nobody called the police, and I don't think anybody had to get their stomachs pumped, so I think we're coming out ahead. :D

OH MY GOD SUPERNATURAL FANDOM WHENEVER SOME SLIGHT SMALL POSSIBLY-MAYBE HICCUP OCCURS WITH SPN'S SCHEDULING, CAST LIST, OFFICIAL NOVELS OR HIATUSES THE CORRECT RESPONSE IS NOT TO TRY AND ORGANISE A FUCKING LETTER SPAM CAMPAIGN

*test*

ETA: Test was a failure. But!

ScienceDaily (Oct. 21, 2007) — With the latest advances in treatment, doctors have discovered that they can successfully neutralise the HIV virus. The so-called ‘combination therapy’ prevents the HIV virus from mutating and spreading, allowing patients to rebuild their immune system to the same levels as the rest of the population.

I HAVE HEATING!

There is a god. :D